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<Steakk> ?
<Steakk> PING
<Tamahome> PONG
<tsokolat> no support for you!
<synapsis> No jellybeans for me either. :P
<tsokolat> i know, i know. :(
<tsokolat> christmas is just 3-4 months away. =)
<synapsis> I'm not holding my breath, dear. ;)
<tsokolat> lol
<tsokolat> don't blame you
<CoasterMatt> Hello neighbors
<Xiderz> how edit the ssh_config ????
<Nanuq> Xiderz: very carefully
<Nanuq> db2
<ksh> bummer
<ksh> as long as you're ok, it's not really a big deal...that's what insurance is for.
<dogbert2> and the person who holds the insurance on the truck will have some very tough questions to tell her adjuster, since they can cancel her policy for something like this
<ksh> heh, this is pretty cool: http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=59
<Nanuq> o/~ footless and fancy-free..
<KALIK> greetings all
<Dannz> HELP! is there a program that can undelete on xfs?
<rancor> whats an xfs?
<Dannz> the filesystem.....
<XyZzY> dogbert2: ****it - sue the ****
<XyZzY> you might get your money
<dogbert2> XyZzY...no, i'm not going that route unless the truck owner's insurance company refuses to pay (though I don't see how they can do so)
<XyZzY> probably unregistered vehicle too
<dogbert2> no, vehicle was registered and insured, though the guy driving it never had a valid license (which means he couldn't legally drive it, even if the registered owner/insured party gave him permission to drive)
<XyZzY> too many uninsured motorists out there as it is without importing them
<dogbert2> XyZzY...as I said, this truck is insured via state farm
<Nanuq> KALIK
<XyZzY> you poor bastard. it's gonna be a fight to get your dough
<KALIK> Nanuq, hey man
<XyZzY> state farms one of the cheapest ****s to get money from
<dogbert2> XyZzY...my sister in law is an attorney and my brother's friend from high school is a partner in the biggest personal injury law firm in southern nevada
<XyZzY> uh-huh, and dude in question will claim car was 'stolen' and national disappears off the face of the planet
<KALIK> dogbert2, quite a bit of seperation from you, agree?
<dogbert2> XyZzY...not likely, since the cop wrote the guys $1,000 worth of tickeys :)
<XyZzY> well. All I can say is good luck. I am still betting driver in question disappears
<XyZzY> can't get money from someone they can't find
<dogbert2> not a chance, cops know where to find him and i'm contacting the insurance company on Monday (someone will pay for the fix, but it won't be me)
<XyZzY> we had a national kill a cop shoot another (premeditated) and escape to mexico here
<dogbert2> XyZzY (colorado) or calif?
<XyZzY> dogbert2: colorado
<XyZzY> they got him in mexico but won't extradite because they _know_ he'll get the death penalty
<dogbert2> yeah, well, those guys in Mexico are pussies
<Steakk> burn the country down (mexico)
<Steakk> And that other country...wtf is it called again...oh yeah, california
<dogbert2> bwhahahaah.
<bhab> kalifornistan?
<bhab> yeah, california needs to just start over
<bhab> fewer fascist republicans
<bhab> (not all republicans are fascist, mind you)
<XyZzY> it will, when Nevada becomes the new coastline
<dogbert2> rotflmao
<bhab> learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
<bhab> (i think TooL said it best.)
<XyZzY> still think Texas has it right. other states are getting rid of the death penalty, they are putting in a express lane
<dogbert2> heh...:)
<XyZzY> new bill. if three people witness the hommicide, you don't wait 15 yrs on death row - you go straight to the front of the line
<bhab> yeah, one eyewitness is kinda useless
<bhab> with two, there's even some doubt
<Pizbit> And 3 is a conspiracy
<bhab> but if three people are saying the same thing ... hard to deny that
<bhab> no, airport "security" is a conspiracy
<Pizbit> bhab: Never heard of this thing called humour?
<bhab> yeah ;D i use it quite often. You should try it some time!
<bhab> (how ironic is that?!)
<Pizbit> bhab: Not very, more lame than anything. :)
<bhab> yeah, well.
<bhab> la3mz0rs, as it were.
<Pizbit> bhab: Your throne is safe from me
<bsims> bukkake tentacle preteen midget donkey tranny hentai Results 1 - 10 of about 788
<bsims> The internet scares me
<Pizbit> bsims: ...Don't explain.
<bsims> Pizbit: I blame FARK
<bhab> you sure you don't want it? i mean, teh laem is such a high office to hold
<bhab> bsims: those are 7 words that don't belong in the same sentence
<bsims> bhab: hell google on the topic "sloppy seconds on a gerbil" returns 10,400 entries
<bsims> Basicaly this is a long running game you try to come up with a new level of deviance that google has never heard of
<Pizbit> heh
<bsims> Results 1 - 10 of about 9,450 for gerbil anal creampie eating.
<bsims> Pizbit: your turn
<dogbert2> bwhahahaha
<Pizbit> bsims: P***
<bsims> http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/asiandrink/basilseed.html Keep reading
<bsims> I laughed
<bsims> A man goes into a porn shop to buy a blow up doll. Man: I would like a blow up doll. Salesman: Male of Female? Man: Female! Salesman: Black or White? Man (thinking hard): White Salesman: Christian or Muslim? Man (confused): What's the difference? Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up.
<bhab> LOL
<bhab> bsims: i have some pabst in the garage you can drink
<bhab> it's been in some form of not-cold-probably-hot storage for the last two years
<bsims> I emptied the emergancy 200ml of everclear
<bhab> i'm saving it for "that party" where i can feed it to drunk people and watch them wonder wtf it is
<bsims> bhab: mix everclear with distilled water for the best mixing vodka in the world
<bsims> Pure alcohol and pure water makes for little to no hangover as well
<bhab> well yeah, it's tannins that give you the hangover :D
<bhab> and mercaptans too.
<bsims> but then I go through a 750ml of whiskey a week
<bhab> i used to drink that much
<bhab> not anymore though
<bsims> dogbert2: I used to read Field Improvised Munitions in study hall in Jr High
<bsims> the Chemistry teacher loaned it to me
<bhab> that's rad.
<bhab> i used to build bombs and stuff
<bhab> in high school my nickname was 'terrorist'
<dogbert2> the ARMY manual huh?
<bsims> dogbert2: this one was USMC
<dogbert2> same thing :)
<dogbert2> bsims...should have worn a suicide bomb :)
<bsims> dogbert2: this was years ago
<bsims> AraselX: I dunno it was a solid year before this kid so much as said hi. The most dangerus weapon in the world is a kitchen knife in the hands of someone who no longer gives a damn
<AraselX> bsims in what contry were you at that moment ?
<AraselX> country*
<bsims> AraselX: Midwest USA
<AraselX> nice one.
<bsims> Yeah well one does reach ones limits
<bsims> AraselX: heh ever do El Presidente drills with a firearm?
<bhab> i have a springfield xd .40 tactical on the desk next to me.
<bsims> on his desk
<bhab> i love S&W revolvers.
<bsims> With .38spl I can put six shots in a 1" square at the length of the house\
<bhab> in my youth i could do the same thing
<bhab> it's been a while since i've actually fired any of mine
<bsims> heh bad eyes eh?
<bhab> well, i've been legally blind since age 16
<bsims> damn sorry to hear that
<bhab> just out of practice anymore
<bhab> well, it's correctable
<bhab> with contacts i have close to perfect vision
<bhab> *and* it hasn't gotten any worse in 5 years
<bsims> yeah amazing how it goes I used to shoot my bow 45min/day every day, I was puting three arrows in the space of my thumbnail consistantly at 20yards now its a 6" circle


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