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<0> D-side, you have a good excuse
<1> do I fix the consultant's code (the consultant is being paid a LOT more than I am)...or do I let him **** it up?
<2> I'm out of thyme, but I've plenty of oregano
<0> me, if I didn't have the date and time in my task bar, I'd never know what day it was
<2> smsie: sell the conslutant the working code
<1> nah, the consultant won't pay...and if I let it be known that I can trivially fix his ****up, I'll have to
<1> at which point I own the pile of **** that he tries to p*** off as code woth a grand a day
<1> on balance, I think I let the ****er struggle
<3> smsie: you let him **** it up.
<4> It's late here so I gotta go, see you tomorrow.
<3> then you offer to sell him the fix - for a grand ;)
<1> DaveHowe: nah. I let him **** it up, then a day from the project deadline when it looks like we won't makle it, I'll push him out of the way and pull a miracle from my *** to save the day
<5> heya, where i can find gcc, to dl and install on my box ?
<3> smsie: get the grand first
<1> DaveHowe: they won't pay....
<3> z0k1: your distro should have one. which distro is it?
<1> DaveHowe: this is Sun after all....
<3> smsie: ah. ok. sun conslutant then.
<3> and no penalty clauses if it doesn't work?
<1> Sun aren't about to pay me...they'll complain because I am obstructing or somesuch bollocks
<5> i bye one vps from jodoshared.com
<1> DaveHowe: **** no! Our place can't write contracts worth a damn
<6> z0k1: then ask them to install a compiler on it.
<1> DaveHowe: they managed to get a contract for time spent rather than project delivered
<3> smsie: so the longer they fsck about, the more they get paid?
<1> DaveHowe: pretty much, yeah
<3> smsie: you should have pulled it out of your *** a month ago so they didn't get a dime :)
<1> DaveHowe: but in this case, the guy seriously doesn't know how to fix it
<1> DaveHowe: I *did*. I pulled an all-nighter rewriting a major component from the ground up. It pobably cost them 2 weeks consultancy
<1> I'll wait and then save the day
<1> maybe then they'll think twice about paying ***holes for **** code
<0> smsie, hahahahaha
<0> smsie, you expect a corporate/governmental bureaucracy to _learn_ from their mistakes?
<3> smsie: you expect your bunch of suits to learn from experience?
<0> DaveHowe, haha
<7> hehe
<1> they sent one guy in who spent a week installing software on a laptop...the last time I installed that stuff it took me just over a day...and it only took that long because I'd never installed it before
<2> JJ
<6> smsie: regarding Sun, I asked a friend of mine who works there, "How many people work for Sun?" She replied, "About half of them."
<7> Jostein: happy birthday for yesterday
<1> Ka-bar: haha
<8> Cynic: still for another 48 minutes
<8> thanks :)
<9> oh god.. I actually started a discussion on /. :P
<8> Lion-O: lol
<8> Lion-O: topic being?
<9> Jostein: java 8)
<9> java on debian even
<1> did everyone spot Dabs are selling 1G USB sticks for 13 quid?
<1> I ordered two today
<8> Lion-O: hehehe
<1> hmm
<1> can anyone see anything wrong with: http://www.mycashplus.co.uk/?pc=rjs001
<1> and if I got one, would I be able to use it to hire a car?
<6> smsie: depends on the car rental companies over there. Here in the US we have pretty much the same problem: no credit card, no car. And I don't think they will take a pre-paid card since it's pretty much the same thing as a debit card.
<1> ****ers
<10> how can i see that is inside a ISO file in Linux
<10> \?
<11> can opener
<9> Fladimir: mount the file using the loop device
<10> if i put it into a CD will it autorun
<10> it is a probgram that have to autorun
<9> Errrrr, thats not how Linux works bub.
<10> aha
<12> hi
<12> where i can download linux mandrake.?!
<7> the mandrake homepage?
<9> jA_eZkEr: from the mandrake website.
<13> torrent
<6> jA_eZkEr: Mandrake is now called Mandriva
<12> **** i want a mandrake
<6> jA_eZkEr: http://just****inggoogleit.com
<9> then you'll need to goto Scotland and get a mandrake root.
<6> jA_eZkEr: well, you can't HAVE a mandrake. You're not allowed.
<12> mmm
<9> besides; the earlier mandrake releases are now rather ancient and as such risky to use on the Internet.
<12> as they are the requirements to mandrivia.!?
<11> I think one of the requirements is that you don't have a lame /nick
<12> emm i say to requeriments to system
<12> ???
<9> check the mandrake website.
<9> and stop acting like a total idiot please.
<12> and what is the website.!
<12>
<6> jA_eZkEr: piss off now
<9> www.google.com knows.
<12> valen verga entonces
<6> jA_eZkEr: I already told you.
<11> jyour asking about madrake/mandrivia and you don't even know what the website is for it?
<12> puro puto google ustedes
<6> BALL!
<11> ooops
<9> awwww
<9> I b0rk teh b0l :)
<11> JackStorm was collatoral damage
<9> lol
<6> hahahaha
<6> whoops
<11> Lion-O: could just do a cleansing for the 10th
<9> hmmm
<11> just a thought
<2> Sean
<14> Eric
<15> bahamut-1.8.3]$ ./configure
<15> checking for gcc... no
<15> checking for cc... no
<15> checking for cl... no
<15> configure: error: no acceptable C compiler found in $PATH
<11> heh
<14> PASTEBIN
<6> configure: error: no acceptable BRAIN found in $LUSER
<14> LOL!
<11> Ka-bar: heh
<16> hi all
<14> schitzo: as a fellow programmer, surely you find that funny :)
<11> Tamahome: yes. yes I do.
<11> Tamahome: better yet.. Gimme a sec.
<11> there are the three lines. in order. in the source code.
<11> AdministrationFacade facade = null;
<11> if (facade == null) {
<11> facade = new AdministrationFacade();
<11> I sort of first looked at that and was like ... uhhhh, WTF?
<14> LOL!
<8> schitzo: thats enterprisy!
<14> HAHAHAHAHAH
<14> Daily WTF > *
<8> schitzo: it lacks a try{} catch {} but Im pretty sure that code is on place, in case the null-***ignment fails _P
<11> Jostein: heh
<8> anyway, code like that happens when you pay developers/consultants per line of code :P
<11> Jostein: I think that facade = null should be somethign else. There is another one later on where it actually pulls it from the HTTP Session
<11> Jostein: I think he forgot to go back and do that with this one
<8> bah
<8> you're taking all the fun out of this crappy code!
<11> that's at least the benefit of the doubt that I'm giving him
<17> welp, this 11.2GB HD is completely wiped clean :)
<2> dogbert2: what chip does that one use?
<11> ok, I hear a burger and a beer calling my name
<17> what chip <blink>
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