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<0> siglite: gummo?
<1> I never did see that statue.
<2> menno its an abomination
<2> of course, you'd probably jack off to it or print it off and tape it over your headboard
<1> docfu: go find some more 4'9" 90 lb japanese women to ****
<2> found it
<2> http://pop.wizbangblog.com/images/2006/04/britney-statue-back.jpg
<2> menno print that off and hang it next to your bed
<3> Geezus, it looks like she is taking the biggest **** I've ever seen.
<4> kosmo: yeah, I have gummo
<4> Falchion: that ain't her ***hole
<4> Falchion: now that you've seen that, go read tbt's quote.
<3> siglite: Alrerady read the quote
<2> siglite if I had a night with that statue I'd paint an alien face on the emerging head...



<3> siglite: And I know it's not her ***, I said it LOOKS like she's ****ting :P
<2> that would of course be after I painted a captain morgan stash on her face
<3> docfoo: A big yellow smiley face.
<3> docfoo: Homemade milkstache
<2> Falchion no i was thinking something more like the cl***ic area 51 bug eyed alien, or maybe that end guy from halflife2 that you never meet(the one on the cameras)
<0> siglite: wtf is gummo ?
<4> kosmo: best movie, ever
<3> docfoo: A little monkey head!
<0> docfoo: sicko
<5> hey, PolarWolf
<2> kosmo er
<2> and?
<2> kosmo the ****er who carved that statue isn't 10x worse than me?
<2> what do you think he was thinking as he rounded out the cranium of her unborne child
<2> (er bourning child I guess)
<6> Meh
<2> polarwolf oh sorry, /clear?
<6> docfoo: Whu?
<2> ok i'm headed to bed, gnight
<2> </NSFW>
<6> Hell no, I don't care :P
<6> I'm not at work anyway
<6> I know better than to IRC at work, I know you lot :)
<7> well, SSH to another computer and it is encrypted
<6> Anyway, I gotta go fix the leakage in my car
<5> luck you, that you don't have to push it down the hill
<3> PolarWolf: IRCing from work is great. Just use a BNC or something to encrypt it :)
<1> I always SSH and then IRC from there
<3> I don't use console for IRC.
<8> Falchion: u're n0t l33t!
<7> and MSN..
<7> bitlbee is sort of fun
<9> Falchion: irssi baby ;)
<3> rhowe: No, I'm not 337: I've been laid before :)
<9> 337 years old? ;)
<7> I'm Elite, and I know it...
<3> Lion-O: heh nah. IU'll stick with ****ty x-chat aqua.
<3> Lion-O: Bah
<7> at least the "which sportscar are you" says so
<3> heh
<7> "You have a cl***ic style, but youre up-to-date with the latest technology. Youre ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - youre one of the elite,and you know it."
<7> I'm a porsche 911 apparently
<3> I did the Which sportscar are you test and it said i as a greyhound bus!
<7> hehe
<7> http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar
<7> for the test anyways
<3> You are a Chevrolet Corvette!
<10> at least he hopes so.
<7> Jostein: hehe
<10> K_F: Oracle -&- VB6.0 no less
<7> Jostein: you know that you were back in 1st person from 3st person mode, right?
<11> K_F: I guess I'm an Audi TT
<7> I don't like the TT too much
<10> K_F: pffff
<1> I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena
<1> that doesn't seem right.



<7> then again I would never have gotten a sports car in the first place
<3> wlfshmn: It's spell "idiot" not "audi tt"!
<7> Menno: temperamental are we?
<3> spelled
<11> Falchion: ;)
<1> my wife is a Mazda Miata
<3> Man, that killed that joke. Damn lack of typing skills.
<11> More realistically though, I think I'm a volvo 245 or something ;)
<3> I'm a Unicycle.
<1> I'm more of a Ford Escort
<10> I can have you all! muahaahaha
<7> wlfshmn: I would probaly get my A6 :)
<3> Jostein: Oh, you mean that system that's inferior to the xbox in every way?
<10> Falchion: who cares about specs when the games are better?
<7> Jostein: good question
<7> that said, today games aren't worth it in the first place
<3> Jostein: I disagree that the games are better, and I have both :P
<7> screw graphics, I want the story lines back
<3> The ONLY thing ther ps2 has that I want are RPGs. And they're coming to the 360.
<10> Falchion: I just havent found anything like Grand turismo or even close on the Xbox
<6> "You are a Mazda RX-8!"
<3> Jostein: Neither have I, but that's because playing a game where you essentially go in a big circle is boring ;)
<3> So I haven't looked. :)
<10> Falchion: Plus I like Tekken more than I like dead or alive
<3> I don't. I hate tekken. heh
<6> Do I want to be a mazda?
<10> lol
<5> Tekken
<10> right. anyway. with that nasty oracle & vb business taken care of... I will make myself some coffee before working even more
<5> the game II, III
<11> K_F: If I could actually choose, I would be obnoxious and pick a GAZ-3937 or something, just to be able to utterly ignore the SUVs
<12> Dude, you just ****ed up your Ferrari...It's NOT mine :)
<10> who the -****- uses db-type text for everything?
<10> Im pretty sure there is a varchar in most DBs
<1> storage of bulk data?
<6> I see microsoft has issues getting its MSN servers online again
<10> Menno: whats the piont of a DB if you insist on storing everything bulk? :P
<1> Jostein: BLOBs were a fashion a few years ago
<10> Menno: and now someone deserves a beating.
<11> Jostein: Occationally you find that binary data is a component of a record that needs to be stored in the database
<10> well... Im pretty sure that doesnt apply in 99% of the cases in this app
<11> Jostein: minor document storage for one, or scans that form the basis for autmatic data entry
<11> Jostein: ofcourse there is still horrid abuses of blobs, never doubt that ;)
<10> this is a message cue to handle SMSes.
<13> evening, addicts
<11> Jostein: doesn't sound like something that should require a BLOB, indeed
<6> cheeksy: Hi gorgeous
<13> PeeWee :o)))
<10> wlfshmn: my point exactly. oh well. Ive sent the updates to $client. I hope it works...
<1> haha
<3> Already ate, ****er!
<14> 8)
<14> wtf are you doing ksh?
<10> heh
<15> yoz: eating...wtf are you doing?
<9> ksh: howdy!
<14> ksh: eating as well ;)
<15> heya Lion-O
<15> yoz: yum
<14> ;-)
<15> I have an interview today for a new job


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