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<0> haven't been on a date for 8+ years
<1> smsie: senility starts to strike.
<0> so....yeah.
<2> DaveHowe: what was the name of that l*** used to live next door to you that I ****ed a few times before I had the crash?
<3> Tamahome_: well.. as long as you dont care too much yourself, and are laid back about it... it's tolerable
<4> smsie: you mean becky? :)



<4> oh
<2> whyzzyrd: well, in this case, it's really quite disturbing
<4> bugger, yeah
<5> WTF are you doing?!?!
<4> I remember her now
<2> DaveHowe: nono, the OTHER one
<2> DaveHowe: short, skinny, liked it rough
<6> Where's this chick live?
<4> dunno, probably why she wasn't so fond of me. I couldn't be rough if I tried :)
<2> no tits to speak of, but very willing to please
<2> Michelle?
<4> smsie: yeah
<2> Michelle sounds right
<0> no chest? not interested.
<6> Does she like Americans? heh
<4> smsie: she went back to that silly bugger who was hitting her
<4> smsie: has a flat in the same block as Gillian
<3> Tamahome_: east asian with small chest? very interested :P
<2> Tamahome_: well, she came and sat in my lap...without any real moves from me
<7> smsie ... I was copied /etc/shadow to $CHROOT/etc/shadow ... I was added one user ... and p***wd continue saying "unknown user"
<0> Jostein: I'm also not attracted to Asians :P (with a few exceptions, though)
<4> Tamahome_: you can have Gillian then. she has to have her bras specially made - by a tent specialist
<6> bahaha
<2> Rodrigo: does the shell exist?



<0> Dave: thanks... I think.
<6> I'm going to tell that one to my sister.
<7> smsie ... I have bash
<2> synapsis: you think he's joking? :)
<6> smsie: My sister's also.. large.
<2> Rodrigo: is that the shel specified in /etc/p***wd?
<4> Tamahome_: honestly, I am 6'4" with hands to match, and *I* needed both hands for her boobs
<5> Could you imagine titty ****ing a chick with tits that big?
<6> Special orders her bras from some place in the next city.
<0> Dave: x_X;
<0> **** man, you're tall
<7> smsie ... yes ... for the user 'cvs' ... yes
<4> Tamahome_: her bra cup size was HH or J
<2> Daakman: yes. It's okay, but I'm not THAT bug into a titty ****
<2> Rodrigo: you don't usually *want* the user cvs to be able to login
<3> DaveHowe: ugh
<4> smsie: oh, btw - the wedding to that old irish bloke she was seeing is back on again
<3> DaveHowe: I'd need a rescue-dog to get out of there :P
<2> DaveHowe: I didn't know it was off
<7> smsie usually I don't want it ... but now 'cvs' can login to shell bash
<8> boy this is a hell of a conversation.
<0> yes, care to join? :P
<2> Rodrigo: well, I don't know why it's not letting you in, sorry
<4> smsie: yeah, she dumped him for being too old, shagged everything that moved for a few months, then went back to him
<3> D-side: we were trying to get your attention
<7> smsie ... thanks anyway
<8> when i get home maybe. i'm leaving work right the hell now.


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