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<0> my bad
<1> i didnt know squids can type on the keyboard
<0> hehehe
<2> gnubee: That's why they have telekentic powers.
<3> Lion-O: TGIF! here's a microbrew drop top amber ale
<4> on Sun how can i run C?
<3> heh
<3> pretex: this has what to do with linux ?
<5> in that case
<3> slow bounce
<5> hmm, he's not coming back ?



<3> pissed him off
<2> I though this IQ was lower because of genetics? Oh, hi schitzo!
<6> Lion-O doesn't love me anymore.
<5> damn!
<6> OH SNAP!
<5> yikes! :P
<5> schitzo: euh, hi schitzo ! I pressed a wrong button there ;)
<6> Lion-O: yeah... sure you did.
<5> BOUNCE! ;-)
<6> Lion-O: yeah, he's bouncy
<7> 8)
<5> whitecap: a 9.1 :)
<3> Lion-O: aye, defense against malicious takeovers
<8> Might you guys have sourse for how to handle encrypted p***words in config files other than p***wd
<0> emm ok I configured the squid for transparent proxying and checked it via the browser ( adding ip and port 3128 ) it works fine , Now to do the transparent part on a single machine with fixed ip i used the command iptables -t nat -A OUTPUT -o eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -j REDIRECT --to-port 3128
<9> o/~ you better duck down the alley way.. o/~
<10> hackerii e naspa
<11> nah
<10> O.o
<9> Lacrimosa: lolz harz!
<5> bonga bonga
<12> Oingo Boingo?
<2> Oingo Boingo owns
<12> yar\
<9> YAR!
<0> can some one help me with the squid part
<7> schitzo: bye
<2> Insanity is such a great song
<5> aaah, life is good. Here I am sitting behind my PC while $GF stole the rented DVD I was planning to watch on my PC and took it upstairs, I'm broke because I paid for the food and got myself some snacks and stuff but at least I have plenty of beer and my trusty Java JDK :P
<9> Lion-O: Woot.
<5> oh god :P
<5> live ****s :P
<9> You need to mv yourself out of /dev/rut ;)
<5> lol
<5> Evii: maybe I should get myself into /dev/bed :P At least I can watch the dvd ;)
<7> mv /home/peter /dev/bedroom
<9> Lion-O: Maybe. But why when there's IRC? ;)
<5> blech, I'm gonna watch some KB
<3> Lion-O: you're getting old if your gf is in bed and you go there to watch a dvd
<5> Evii: yeah, and talk to all you cool people :P
<5> whitecap: auch :P
<9> Lion-O: We're collectively blushing.
<5> whitecap: well, I also go upstairs sometimes to get her some breakfast every now and then 8)
<12> "Dwarven tradition dictates that we drink one ale for every number in the countdown." "This is a New Year's Eve tradition?" "No, pretty much just whenever anyone counts."
<9> CeruleanD: A tradition I could get used to.
<13> CeruleanD: 9,999,999...
<12> hehehe, exactly
<7> Lion-O: ans she's never bitchin'? "hey.. can you finally spend some more time with me instead of your pc?"
<9> Lion-O: Death Clock. :P
<7> must be all the same.
<5> yoz: hmm ;) sure, from time to time, but my luck is that she's doing the exact same thing on her laptop. And well; there is this little issue that my PC is also making a lot of money when it comes to my own firm.
<9> yoz: I have mental regexps for that sort of thing. s/me instead of//gi
<7> Lion-O: that's good part.. no doubt.
<7> Evii: heh
<5> hmmm, life is good ;)



<9> Lion-O: money good. :P~
<14> oiu
<14> how many $ ?
<9> One of the head chaps at BO has a vintage Aston Martin :P~
<9> Bastard.
<5> Evii: today I managed to get a new ***ignment.. Java programming, pretty nice. Not big bugs but it helps.
<12> "The bartender was also able to find me some cocktail onions to garnish me gin martini which made me very happy." <---cocktail onions???
<5> s/bugs/bucks/
<15> hmm
<9> Lion-O: Cool.
<15> hey Evii, Lion-O
<5> Evii: nothing too big mind you; it sounds cooler than it is. Its basicly checking up on documentation, bugfixing and adding a few extra methods to perform some issues for which the programmers didn't have time yet. So all low-level, but thats just up my alley at the moment.
<5> Nanuq!
<9> Lion-O: Aren't you still sort of learning Java?
<9> Oh drools. There's a new DB9.
<15> CeruleanD: are you asking what they are?
<5> Evii: exactly.
<15> Lion-O: So, code monkey? ;)
<5> Nanuq: hehe :-) small monkey 8)
<12> I've never heard of them, is that normal
<15> Lots of good things going on, yeah.
<12> ?
<9> Lion-O: *nod*
<15> CeruleanD: When it comes to normal, you're asking the wrong guy.
<12> haha
<12> Well, do you know what they are and/or what they taste like?
<12> I mean, I like onions, I just can't picture them in a martini... but then again I guess if I hadn't seen it often, I'd think olives were weird too...
<16> egad...Woman rips off her husband's testicles with bare hands...
<12> Ow!
<16> no kidding
<9> This new DB9 is absolutely gorgeous...
<17> Evii, getting orgasmic over a serial connector
<9> Liandrin: haha.
<9> Liandrin: ..whole?
<3> neat trick
<17> well, without the skin
<18> Liandrin: I like to peel lemons and limes, then eat them like oranges
<9> In a G&T with it squeezed 'round the rim of the tumbler maybe. :)
<17> peeling a lime is quite a trick
<9> Ooh, I could murder a bombay sapphire and tonic with ice and lime now. :P
<17> I just do halves then quarters and eat the flesh out of the rind
<3> s/tonic/7-up/
<9> whitecap: Drinking straight tonic is worst thing ever. So I can see your reasoning.
<3> tonic is nasty
<3> aye
<9> Nice in gin though. :)
<9> Equally, drinking straight gin isn't particularly pleasant either. The two just combine their awfulness into something nice. :)
<19> K_F, you here?
<3> Lion-O: does the grolsch bottles there have the bail closer or regular caps ?
<5> whitecap: I got myself a 6 pack of .5l cans
<3> cans ? hmmm
<3> i get my cheap beer in cans
<5> whitecap: I bought it in addition to my current beer supply :)
<3> heh
<20> ma vede cineva ?
<5> Sadox: English
<3> Lion-O: i have 20x12oz cans of Busch around. more than enough for a evening
<5> whitecap: but yes.. normally I get normal bottles of Grolsch but you also have "beugels", those have the metal ... hmm, 'thingie' which can open/close the bottle.
<3> pretty nice but i'd rather get more beer for the money than a fancy cap
<5> whitecap: thats just the case here; its not just a fancy cap, the bottles are bigger too :)
<3> sweet
<5> its nice
<5> hmmm
<21> took a bottle of Jack Daniels for 25 $
<21> strange
<9> "Black Widow bites are fairly common in California" -- eeeek.
<9> Great :P~


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