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<0> the rest of the fish was good though :)
<0> ahhh, the scotch bonnet makes a decent replacement for habaneros. I can get those :)
<1> hmmm, chili
<0> morning, Lion-O
<1> Ey there Coma ! good to see you again.
<0> Lion-O: come on over, there'll be plenty =)
<2> Hey Lion-O
<1> yo Pizbit
<3> cheeksy: now what?
<4> JJ: same damn black hands.
<1> cheeksy: it can't be that bad can it?
<1> black hands? ;)



<4> crap. how could i do that to my wonderful fingers? :o/
<4> Lion-O: stupid hair dye
<4> i never use gloves
<4> it doesnt get off now.
<4> argh.
<3> lol
<1> cheeksy: why would you dye your hair anyway? ;) oh well, if all else fails then you could always get a job in Holland as 'zwarte piet' around november/december and tell 'm you're a natural.
<3> cheeksy: I would argue that its the one using the hair-dye without gloves being stupid :P
<0> rotflol
<4> Lion-O: not mine. i am not giving up my wonderful sand blonde color.
<4> it was for my roommate
<1> cheeksy: aaah, you dyed her hair? well, now you also know why you had to help her :P
<4> JJ: normal hair dye gets off with soap
<4> Lion-O: she cant dye her hair.
<4> i should start charging money for that too.
<1> Coma: we have a solution for that; you can whine/curse/etc. at our own Perl developer, the one, the only Perlboy ;-)
<0> oh, he's going to fix all those missing dependencies then?
<1> Coma: sure, sure ;-) if we put a little more pressure on him.
<3> cheeksy: I friend of mine tried to dye his hair blue once. eveidenlty -some- of that dye went out with casual shampoo :P
<0> *mutter* I hate having to install modules manually
<3> cheeksy: in short, dyeing hair leads to silly stuff all the time
<4> went off is ok.
<4> i tried tons of stuff to get it off.
<4> well dont have kerosine neither pertrol to use
<3> so... now you are making your keyboard all nice and black as well? :P
<0> you can always pretend it's cold and put on gloves
<4> no
<4> it is not coming off, told you
<4> Coma: dancing salsa with gloves on???
<4> right.
<0> mittens then? *grin*
<4> hehe
<2> cheeksy: White gloves
<3> Windows fux0rs up pretty bad when it can't connect to it's domain controller
<0> that's a feature
<3> So printing out the reciept forms from the IE-only website, causes the machine to freeze, and I have to kill explorer (and IE in the process) to restore control
<3> Now... where'd those recipets go?
<4> oh ****ing hell :o/
<3> Coma: except the entire printing management subsystem is f00bared because it expects to find a domain shared printer there
<0> um
<3> wonderful
<3> just freakin wonderful
<0> that sounds just stupid
<3> no ****
<3> windows and domains work like charms. except if it for some reason cant get a hold of it's domain controller
<3> then you can expect all kinds of fun!
<0> like, what if you're on a laptop and you accidently unplugged it and went for the printer dialog. it'd just crash?
<3> well... then it'd be smart enough to know that it's offline
<3> but Im technically online
<3> with a domain provided dhcp and what not
<3> it has every reason to believe "things are working" except they aint
<3> windows and network really is the worst idea in the history of computing
<0> it's actually just the windows part. networks in general tend to work ;)
<5> no whining about winduhs here
<3> Im whining about work :P



<5> work is a 4-letter word, please use decent language in the channel
<2> OldMonk: So's 'word'.
<0> slavery then?
<5> Pizbit: no all 4-letter words are profane
<5> not all. even
<2> OldMonk: What about 'coma'?:)
<5> that's the dirtiest of the lot :)
<0> how about ****, ****, cunt, ....
<5> Coma: those are decent words compared to the w-word
<4> HEY HEY HEY!
<0> que?
<2> Coma: Those're tame.
<4> the last one wasnt pretty AT ALL.
<5> i've seen some pretty cunts
<2> Yay! The cat got the moth.
<4> OldMonk: you love being smacked, dont you.
<0> cheeksy: I meant the other meaning
<5> cheeksy: when you consider the alternative, yes
<4> Coma: there is another? lol
<0> cheeksy: exactly
<4> Coma: tsk tsk tsk :o)
<4> no
<4> errm. wrong window.
<4> OldMonk: shake your belly like a jelly.
<5> don't overdo it
<4> s/hank/dudette
<4> ah good idea.
<6> hi *
<2> Night
<1> hmm, thank ye ufsdump for them backups ;)
<5> you trashed your FS?
<1> OldMonk: no, just a certain program.
<1> and then its always good to see that you can restore the config files from a backup :)
<1> ofcourse the cluebie admin, namely me, could also have copied them before messing about but hey... I was under the influence of beer 8)
<3> Lion-O: didn't -someone- mention that the beer was a good idea, but the admining at the same time was not last night? :P
<3> someone not being me, though
<5> later
<1> :-)
<1> Jostein: details :)
<7> help me! whit CBQ
<7> not know howto cbq
<8> morning boys.
<3> 1 hour away from weekend 'n' beer here
<7> help me!
<1> Jostein: hmmm
<1> oh dear, if this keeps up I'll have to resort to even older backups.
<3> Lion-O: what?
<3> Lion-O: everything aint bright and obvious under the sun(tm) ? >:)
<8> Jostein: i'd tell you what it is, but then it might want me to help.
<1> Jostein: it seems this backup is also flawed ;)
<6> some sort of network QoS thing?
<3> Lion-O: blame the admin in charge *whistles*
<1> Jostein: oh I will.
<9> cbq? wtf?
<3> cbq is an advanced form for bbq
<3> as the c language was an advancement from b :P
<7> cbq
<7> in order to control the bandwidth
<7> nonencounter information for its configuration
<6> BellVirrus: unless you plan to ask something specific and concrete, there's not much help you're going to get
<10> BellVirrus: The surprise we express is not at the concept of bandwidth shaping, but at the thought that some people still use cbq for it.


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