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<0> didn't recognize you with your pants around your ankles
<0> so i got a crazy idea as to how i can make my sister and her husband fanatically happy and ditch my car at the same time
<1> w;f
<1> er, wlf
<0> nanuq are you on orkut?
<1> docfu: yup
<2> wlfshmn: WTF? Oh perhaps you don't know. I'm not in the office at the moment due to some kind of painfull abcess or cyst.
<0> nanuq friend me
<1> docfu: you're no friend
<1> ;)
<0> SilverspurG likes me
<3> Nanuq: 'lo
<4> ello, im trying to setup a pop3 mail server, but the problem is i dont have a domain yet. can i use my ip to send an email just to check if its working?
<3> Tron: ah, no, I did not know that



<4> is there a proper format for it? like test@202.202.202.202
<3> Tron: located under your arm, naturally, where it makes any movement painfull?
<5> mark23: use a temporary domain
<5> a free one from dyns.net or whatever
<5> not like it take that long to register a domain either, should be done in less than 5 minutes
<6> mark23: well if you are good enough you can use telnet to test your pop3 server
<5> don't have to be _that_ "good"
<3> Sunblade: why is it that gf of your changes her picture like every single time I go on orkut? ;)
<6> K_F: well you do have to know pop3 rfc well enough
<4> ok thanks! ;)
<5> XyZzY: actually SMTP
<5> but neither SMTP nor POP3 is that hard to understand
<5> of course I'd have something to create a md5 digest ready if using APOP
<7> wlfshmn: No idea, she likes to vary in those things I guess :)
<6> K_F: that would involve a bit more work
<5> which part?
<6> md5
<5> not that much work..
<5> I prefer to just wrap the whole thing in SSL though
<5> but rather APOP than sending the p***word un-encrypted
<5> the rest of the messages should be encrypted on an individial basis anyways
<6> well if it is a test, I would try the simple stuff first anyway
<5> it _is_ simple
<5> APOP username <sessionid && p***word as md5>
<5> echo "hello" | openssl dgst -md5
<5> is probably the easiest way to produce the md5 btw
<2> wlfshmn: suspected pilonidal abcess. THough my GP is doubting it's exactly that.
<2> wlfshmn: I only wish it WAS under my arm.
<3> Kataki: hehe, bummer
<2> wlfshmn: Literally ;)
<3> Kataki: ;)
<2> wlfshmn: Just after I bought myself a rowing machine too.
<3> Kataki: has it burst, and do ytou have surgery lined up?
<2> wlfshmn: It has burst. I'm now on antibiotics to clear the infection. After that, my GP will decide exactly WHAT it is and IF it can be cut out.
<3> Kataki: atleast it burst, that has to have been a relief (if messy and painfull when it happens)
<3> Kataki: nothing worse than having an internal infected area that just aches and stabs you in the gut whenever you move, yet can't be cleaned or emptied
<2> wlfshmn: THe pain before it burst was excrutiating. It burst some time between 4-6am on Monday morning whilst I was sleeping. The relief was immense.
<2> wlfshmn: Waking up Monday morning being able to move, followed by "*maniacal laghter*" :)
<2> laughter even.
<8> depends on where you have it :P
<2> wlfshmn: I went to hospital on the monday morning. The consultant GP there poked and prodded at it like I'd interrupted his tea break or something. Made me scream like **** in the ward. I ended up swinging my arm around and grabbing one of his wrists. I was pinpoint accurate in locating his wrist too. ;)
<2> Revenger: Where I've got it isn't fun.
<3> Kataki: you are learning coordination you know ;)
<2> wlfshmn: One of the nurses said "That made /me/ cringe."
<2> wlfshmn: Karate ;)
<3> Kataki: I've gotten a bit better myself, see, most of the time we pin a wrist, it's holding a knife or a gun, so you damn well better pin it right ;)
<2> wlfshmn: Aye well I was lying on my front. I couldn't see where the consultant had his wrist but my reflexes had a damn good idea.
<3> Evii: drillbits are harmless unless they are attached to something ;)
<2> wlfshmn: It was right after he said "Now, I'm just going to see whether it's more pus coming out or blood *SQUEEZE*" "FFS! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!"
<3> Evii: You have such a thingin your school?
<9> Probably, somewhere. ;)
<3> Evii: ah, bah
<1> Evii
<9> Nanuq: Heyo.
<9> Ha! Wallace and Gromit live in my home town.



<3> Evii: Well. Someone ought to call animal controll
<9> Were-Rabbits!
<9> Hmm. Here's an interesting question. If you owned a search engine, how would you go about tracking the most popular or "top" queries without populating a database full of useless crap? I guess you'd have to fairly quickly expire unpopular queries and keep a count of each. Although that seems difficult to be particularly accurate.
<6> well looks like Debian/unstable getfontmetrics in perlmagick is mangled atm get stable perlmagick/imagemagick/libmagick6 instead
<6> Evii: depends on definition of popular. eg number of hits you find vs number of links people actually use
<0> evii linked list baby
<9> XyZzY: Hmm. Interesting point.
<9> docfu: What would you do with said linked list?
<0> well for one i'd need a ****load of ram
<0> it'd have to be doubly linked
<0> actually
<0> and if something ranked higher or lower, slide it appropriately
<0> and change its rank
<0> you'd have to do multiple jumps for it to be efficient, say, another list as a control list holding main access points(every 100 entries)
<0> so that way you could slip in
<0> it'd almost be halfway to a binary tree
<0> anyway i gotta sleep
<1> o/~ try to run, try to hide, break on through to the other side..
<0> o/~ and her head has no room...she she weird is she right....o/~
<9> docfu: Hmm. Seems pretty decent.
<10> In today's news "Binary birds now homeless"
<7> crap, how can I monitor the temperature of this pe850
<5> stick a thermometer in there
<7> ok lets stick a thermometer in my cpu
<7> next to the core
<6> Sunblade: no onboard temp system probes?
<6> lmsensors or some such?
<7> that's what I was wondering
<11> how can you wonder? either you do or dont
<6> architecture?
<7> safemode: I can always wonder
<7> it has a smbus lets see
<7> man how difficult can it be to support it
<12> hi *
<13> is any one help me out for send mail
<14> Innocent, please go to http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html and pay careful attention to the suggestions there. It'll improve your chances of getting a useful answer.
<15> neah at Lion-O I mean
<1> hey Lion-O
<1> yoz
<16> eya Nanuq
<15> Nanuq: hi there
<16> well, another day and more issues... blech, meeting in Utrecht.
<17> I don't suppose any of you kids know whether all shared memory at the operating system level is implemented via IPC
<12> blueroo: IPC? as in, SysV IPC?
<17> yes
<12> not really
<17> good
<12> for example, i know there's also POSIX shared memory, which is a different beast
<17> and I believe that's what I'm concerned with
<17> thanks
<12> n/p
<17> this is just amazing
<17> the 2.6 kernel cannot give you an accurate measure of shared memory usage
<12> yes, well, it quickly becomes a big mess trying to measure it, especially when MAP_SHARED mmap's come into play
<17> it's quickly becoming a big mess for me :)
<17> I can't get an accurate measure of how much memory is being shared for mod_perl
<17> and this is a big deal
<17> not only that
<17> the crappy estimate that the kernel gives you is totally trashed if anything is swapped to disk
<17> because it reports everything on disk as unshared, even if it is shared
<1> 7:20am up 1 day(s), 4:46, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.01
<1> look at the m***ive load
<5> 1:21pm up 59 days, 12:17, 6 users, load average: 0.09, 0.04, 0.01
<5> 13:24:36 up 5 days, 21:21, 12 users, load average: 0.64, 0.44, 0.44
<1> K_F: what's that last system?


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