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<0> Liandrin: wasn't a real spoiler
<0> not like you'll guess the sickness now
<0> unless you're house
<1> safemode, I do a pretty darn good job
<1> safemode, the perils of having family who are medical staff ;)
<1> safemode, although it's scary when I recognize the heart rhythm on the monitor before they do ;)
<0> i ebayed a new first season of that show and it never showed up...the guy is in the process of tracking it through usps... but i suspect i'll eventually have to settle for a refund...which ****s because 30 bucks shipped was a ****ing great price
<1> heh, I just downloaded the Season 1 DVD Rip
<0> i prefer to rip/encode the **** i like ...only way to get it done right.
<0> i'll settle for group stuff on things i dont plan on keeping
<1> I wish I could find my capture card now that I've moved and have time to **** around with things like that
<2> if you're looking for dvr'ish functions, you need more than just a vanilla capture card
<3> MPEG2 does really icky stuff to standard TV though :\
<2> not for me and my dual 250s.



<0> i'm pretty sure i'm moving away from the computer tv setup. I think i'll just get a 36" widescreen polaroid lcd tv. Those are some really ****ing sweet tvs for the money
<0> hook up a surround sound system to it and i'll be set
<2> the polaroids? they look like utter **** compared to every other tv around it
<0> if you can't tune the color they do
<2> sure if there were none around otherwise, but in every showroom i've seen, ugh.
<0> they dont come with auto-magic color tuning.. just takes a couple minutes to adjust it and you got a picture that looks just like the much expensive tvs around it
<3> I need that video essentials DVD to tweak my equipment... yknow the one that comes with color bar tests and all that
<0> from the reviews i've read about people who've had them or friends have had them, some fine tuning of the color was all that was required to make them look really decent
<2> safemode: how cheap
<0> the're a good 500+ cheaper than any comparable tv for it's size and features
<0> i only saw the circuit city ones... haven't shopped around for prices
<0> i'm sure i can find some priced even better than that
<0> In any case, for a grand, you're not going to get a better tv. and it's a hell of a lot better than watching tv on a 19" monitor from 9ft away
<3> amen to that
<0> and i wont have my gf bothering me to put the tv back up
<3> there's a 40" flat screen upstars that I never get to use
<0> I'll probably hook up a modded up Xbox to it to be my multi-purpose media box ...playing **** over the network and any discs i get a hold of
<4> yum...fresh baked cinnamon rolls with maple cream frosting
<3> I love my MCE box though
<0> i'm pretty sure i have over 6 maple trees in my yard. I ****ing hate maple
<2> safemode: thats the way to do it
<5> Tamahome: Ugh...to me, MCE is a dirty word.
<3> *shrug* not my problem
<2> mce is pretty awful, yeah.
<2> but hey, if some people think its great, whatever.
<5> Tamahome: MCE also means Memory Check Error, and they tend to get generated whenever you have bad memory, bad cpu cache, or something flaky with the northbridge. And when you have 200 systems to deal with, they tend to crop up.
<2> Wells: i'd say the acronyms are a dead heat as to which = more **** :D
<3> I was talking about XP Media Center Edition, but hey
<2> yeah. i know.
<6> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
<3> **** you bitch
<6> INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
<6> CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
<6> HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
<6> FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
<6> You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
<6> MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
<6> Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working
<6> ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.
<7> Everybody get a /whois on him
<6> : do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic.
<6> DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
<8> Liandrin: take an action!
<6> Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.
<8> do the honours.
<7> Get a /whois everybody
<8> thank you.
<1> bleah
<3> yay
<2> sorry, was afk.
<1> I haven't ported my banning aliases to Irssi yet
<1> was doing it the hard way :P
<8> ;o)
<2> same here.
<1> you obviously had the head start on me
<2> i still think i have the all time ban record on #linuxhelp



<8> oh well
<8> barcelona is playing arsenal today
<8> gotta stay up till 2am to watch it.
<9> freebsd ownz.
<2> bozobear: thanks for the update.
<2> bozobear: was there anything else you wanted, or are we all good here?
<9> we're all good. we're cool.
<9> cool as a polar bear's toenails
<3> that's a bizarre analogy if I've ever seen one
<7> If anybody got a /whois on that guy, email the log and the /whois output to abuse@cox.net
<9> way to narc it like a wankster.
<7> bozobear: Pardon?
<9> way to narc it like a wankster.
<2> no, we caught that.
<2> we just don't speak Retard, and were hoping for a translation.
<2> a clarification, perhaps?
<0> no google translator for retard?
<3> sadly, no
<0> that would be a very very complicated translator... probably the most sophisticated translator ever attempted
<10> crap... my deposit didn't clear my bank yet and citi got impatient and took out my car payment..
<10> oh well... it'll clear my bank by tomorrow
<9> cappi: what's your account/pin number?
<0> because it would have to attempt to reverse engineer stupidity into the intelligent thought that the person was trying to convey, but due to a poor grasp and language and a mental defect, regurgitated something completely nonsensical
<3> d...don't try Ed... just don't
<9> Windows is the best hax0r OS :D
<3> go away, troll
<2> well, that was a **** ban.
<11> re
<11> wow
<11> but i did make it to the bathroom in time! =)
<3> you want a medal or something?
<12> my Voice ..! plzz
<11> D-side better give it to him
<11> oh Tamahome a truely funny moment
<2> ugh sorry. was afk
<2> docfu: dont tell that damn story again
<11> naw i won't
<2> heh
<10> bozobear was appropriatedly named... I'll give out my account info when hell freezes over.
<11> even though tamahome would probably find it hillarious
<11> hey guys its torvalds
<11> akademik
<11> Your OS ****s, its got too many bugs and isn't user friendly...
<1> user friendly is for wimps
<13> aye
<11> Guys...I'm obviously trolling an imposter here...
<1> docfu, no kidding
<13> .topic #linux message docfu your newbie easy questions. he's tender
<13> gah
<11> whitecap theres gonna be a time when you need to kick a bot or your mom or something and you'll hit . instead of / before the world blows up
<13> docfu: cool, and ?
<14> yeah, someones allways pushing the button
<11> I wanna be there so I can pretend to be the simpsons bully and laugh at you
<15> docfu, what version of Linux are you running?
<13> docfu: i'm the one with a belly full of beer and pipe so hot _it_ needs a break
<13> docfu: not to mention good tunes rattling my cabinets
<16> f?
<16> be back in a fart?
<1> few, you dork
<11> Ford? The car?
<16> ahh I forgot few
<11> oh i always thought it was flash
<1> that would make bbiaf < brb, which it isn't


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