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<0> almost all disk I/O wait
<1> Liandrin: our mail admin wont set the thresholds any higher on our Dell 6850s than on a V440.
<1> Liandrin: the V440s have sar telling us theyre 90% loaded. The 6850s, 85% idle.
<0> whyzzyrd, I don't know the relevative spects, but I can't say I blame him
<0> peecees **** under load
<1> Liandrin: her.
<1> Liandrin: and these machines **** not at all under load.
<0> unless you have one really really busy process
<1> Liandrin: Quad 3G/8M cache Xeons.
<0> context switching murders you on Intel
<0> we're talking tens of thousands of instructions
<0> to do something a SPARC can do in a few hundred
<0> just doing a full register store takes thousands of cycles
<0> you could almost hand code it more efficiently
<0> then there's ring transitions
<1> heh



<0> wlfshmn, send back, "Yoda not am I. English speaking you can?"
<1> Liandrin: thats considereth anti-social in most climes, sadly.
<0> whyzzyrd, and your point is?
<0> whyzzyrd, aren't developers *supposed* to be jerks? ;)
<1> Liandrin: that sort of comment would be enough to get people fired over here.
<2> Liandrin: hehe, nah I think I've managed to understand what he claims
<0> whyzzyrd, I said that to the president of the company I worked for once
<2> Liandrin: if I can reproduce it, I figure I'm right, otherwise, I'll hav eto ask for clarrification
<0> wlfshmn, he repeated himself, in proper ENglish this time
<2> Liandrin: hence the past tense? ;
<0> wlfshmn, no, the past tense was because the company ceased in May 2001 for unrelated reasons
<0> and if people don't have a sense of humour, I'm not sure I want to work for them :P
<3> Jostein: hehe, I take it you don't have any 17th of May-plans either
<4> poof
<4> morning *
<5> that's queer...
<4> Viking667: eh?
<0> hey Qunan
<4> how goes this morn?
<0> it's not morning yet
<0> IMO, at least
<5> It's called a double-entendre. "poof" "that's queer..."
<2> hmm. ok.. something definietly is wrong here..
<2> unless the options in the gender LoV is supposed to be Female and ARGENTINA
<1> wlfshmn: pr0n database?
<2> whyzzyrd: CRM database
<2> whyzzyrd: to the best of my knowledge, it's not used for pr0n, but I can't vouch for what our customers do ;)
<4> Liandrin: I consider it to be. I got up, so..
<0> Qunan, I had a nap, but I don't consider that enough of a sleep to qualify for "morning" status
<5> *sigh* - can't find docs about Solaris 10 except what I've grabbed in pdf form at docs.sun.com
<4> work!
<6> play!
<7> why is ant still looking for /usr/lib/SunJava2-1.4.2/lib/tools.jar , when i set the java_home to JAVA_HOME='/usr/java/jdk1.5.0_06/' ?
<0> it's broken?
<7> no. i reinstalled it
<5> looked at your ant shell script?
<0> er, that doesn't mean it's not still broken
<0> I've reinstalled sudo half a dozen times and it's still hosed for reasons I'm at a loss to explain
<7> how do I look what the acutal java home is?
<7> imma little linux newb :(
<8> jascha: type env.
<8> jascha: normally the application sets java home however.
<8> jascha: form tomcat in debian in would be set in /etc/default/tomcat4
<7> JAVA_HOME=/usr/java/jdk1.5.0_06 is correct
<7> should JAVA_ROOT be the same?
<8> probably.
<5> try JAVA_PATH instead of _ROOT
<7> damn ant still echoes: [echo] java.home is /usr/lib/SunJava2-1.4.2/jre and the target version is 1.5
<7> :(((
<9> jascha: try -Djava.home=$JAVA_HOME
<9> jascha: Also, look for any stray .properties files
<9> jascha: Check the ant startup script too
<5> ... like I suggested.
<7> -Djava.home=$JAVA_HOME ??
<7> and theres no .properties file for ant
<7> ah -D sets env :)
<10> it actually just sets hardcoded vars
<11> msg rhowe hi russell, jan here - here you're getting hitched



<10> hah evii, forgot the /
<11> that's cos Evii is away, this is his gf
<5> Night, all. Hi Evii...
<11> NOT Evii - girlfriend of Evii!!!
<7> -D wont help too :(
<7> where the f**k do he read the sunJava2 var???
<12> i guess thats where they're planning on just packaging java with linux soon
<7> ok i copy whole java installation to that sunjava2 path ;)
<3> just link it
<7> :D ok thats another oint K_F
<7> point
<7> damn sometimes imma little dumb
<3> hmm, GF.. not had one of those in a little while..
<3> poor thing getting lost in here though
<13> Fruity Oaty Bars!
<3> Evii_: luckily you didn't enter during one of the locker talk conversations :)
<11> be nice to me
<3> are you hot?
<11> of course
<3> best way to ensure a geek being nice to you
<3> you're safe then..
<2> K_F: She plays doctor too, IIRC ;)
<3> hehe, thats a postitive
<3> nursing outfit as well perhaps`
<3> ?
<11> wlfshmn: huh? i'm a midwife
<2> Evii_: Close enough as we are concerned. ;)
<0> a male widwife?
<0> intriguing
<0> would that make you a midhusband? ;)
<3> Lindrin: apparently Evii_ has a GF
<3> everyone that believes it raise a hand..
<3> hehe
<3> good
<11> Liandrin: no, i'm female. midwives are not nurses.
<2> K_F: It's not news, it's been a few years
<0> oh, I missed the bit about this not being Evii
<3> wlfshmn: yeah, I've heard it mentioned
<11> more than 3 to be precise
<7> damn bloody thing now it worked
<3> I'm just generally bored
<2> Evii_: Perhaps. No doubt you keep closer track of it than we (or Evii_) does ;)
<14> hi all
<7> I just wonder where the env var comes from SunJava2: I found it nowhere, neither in env or in any ant file
<11> anyways, i came on to find out more about rhowe and his impending *cough* marriage
<14> is it possible to have 2 versions of php installed on a linux box? we currently have FC4 which comes with PHP5.0, but I want to compile and install 5.1 latest release as well, without affecting the existing php install....any ideas?
<0> put them in separate directories, natch
<2> Evii_: Isn't this where you start to nag the heck out of Evii? ;)
<11> wlfshmn: no, why should i - we are happy enough
<3> don't give her ideas now..
<11> wlfshmn: plus... i'm already a uk citizen
<2> K_F: I'm just trying to cause grief for Evii_ ;)
<13> Evii_: It's in your job description
<3> GF's job description #1: Make the man go crazy
<15> hi all
<11> far more important things to do than nag
<7> ahhhh these thing make me crazy: cdd, cdc, cdd instead of cd
<0> I have a bunch of aliases for common typos of "ls"
<13> wazzy!
<16> waznz: utf-8 compliant :)
<15> Hey pizzy :)
<3> Liandrin: screw that, alias l='ls'
<15> Yay utf-8
<10> stop taking drugs and your fingers wont be all jittery and ****up 2 letter words
<0> oh, this was years before i started doing drugs :P
<15> E>@>H>!
<13> waznz: Added wazzy to your highlights yet?


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