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<0> i think it can probably stay in .nz then
<1> :o wazza, new zealander?
<2> TradeMark: Happier :)
<0> I'm building an Asterisk server. it's going to pain me to actually have to buy any hardware for it
<1> oh you are two
<1> xtra, you poor soul
<1> too
<1> even
<2> *shrugs* at least I can connect ... when there's power
<1> heh
<1> you in aucks?
<1> there's like lightning and ****
<1> hollly ****
<1> brb



<3> meep!
<4> bwhahaha: How to Make 3.5" Floppy Disk Bombs
<4> http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_****ing_boom/index.html (hilarious)
<4> egad...
<5> dogbert2, sheesh, I remember reading about that one, oh, a decade ago
<4> Liandrin...i'm gonna make a dry ice bomb for the 4th :)
<5> dogbert2, remind me where you are, so I can be nowhere near there :P
<4> Vegas...
<4> heh...Dry Ice Bomb just makes a large KABOOM is all...
<5> yeah, I know :P
<5> at least you aren't lighting barbeques with LOX
<4> now...to make a real mess...use pure sodium and H2O :)
<5> I'm so upset that that guy took his page down
<4> that sounds like fun :)
<5> there wasn't *anything* left of his $5 hibachi
<5> except a scorch mark
<4> bwhahaha :)
<4> sounds like my kind of guy
<4> "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy..."
<6> woot
<6> heh
<6> that commercial on cnn with the italians is great
<6> cathay pacific
<4> heh
<6> dogbert2 I'm charging my camera batteries
<6> NK is going to nuke tokyo this weekend
<4> hehehehe...
<5> I'm listening to a Dutch radio station via the good offices of the web
<5> and there was just an ad on for men's hair gel, which had been fed through the same time compressor the disclaimers at the end of a car ad on the radio are
<6> nice
<7> _Programming Flash Communication Server_
<6> well
<7> It'd have been a nicer gesture if it hadn't come with a note "Shad, we need you to grok this by next week - one of our clients wants streaming video."
<6> at least it wasn't 'preventing irc use at work'
<6> cause then you'd have to buy 'circumventing firewalls'
<7> docfu: No, I wouldn't, for two reasons.
<5> Shadur, snerk
<6> I don't need to know what they are.
<5> Shadur, that sounds like a job I once had, except s/next week/last week/
<5> Shadur, oh, and they were too cheap to buy books
<7> docfu: Hey now, no ruining the delivery. At least Lia here has a valid excuse for declining to play the straight man, but AFAIK you don't.
<6> Shadur "Futility:Your words are falling on deaf ears"
<7> docfu: "Persuasion: It's amazing what you can accomplish by using a kind word and a big stick."
<6> Shadur it's not really important.
<6> Not compared to getting that flash server going.
<5> Shadur, is the valid reason related to the "man
<5> " part, or my former job?
<7> Lia: It's related to the "straight" part.
<6> Shadur Want to know what's really funny? You and I both work with "people who don't listen" on a daily basis, cept that my people have an excuse, they are all under the age of 12 :P
<5> Shadur, ah, heh
<6> Liandrin he's moody today....



<8> evening everyone
<9> is there a way to see whats in the /var/www/usage from a remote location through the web browser
<9> ???
<8> i dont think anyone is awake
<8> and for your question
<10> lazlo: Try asking meaningful questions. Visit http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html for more information.
<8> lol
<8> i dont think he liked that answer
<5> too bad, so sad
<8> evening everyone
<5> one less idiot to spoon-feed
<8> here is a question though on Suse 10 how can i mount a NTFS drive with Read and Write?
<11> and here I: was thinking a spoon set with #linux ops engraved on each spoon would be the perfect $WHENEVER gift for all the channel ops
<11> of course we could man the spoon guns
<5> it's still a perfect gift
<5> we can use them to scoop out lusers' eyes
<12> We got an ircopper in this channel?
<11> reality, exel maybe
<13> http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/write_in_c.html <-- hah
<6> hey steakk
<13> alo John ... i was just about to head to bed
<13> http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/UsenetQ.html <-- but i found ome interesting reading :P
<6> there is no h...in my name
<13> s/ome/some
<6> well, there is, but you got the order wrong
<6> it'd be jon h or something
<13> What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common?
<13> Access time.
<13> and on that note, i am off to bed
<13> g'nite docfu, Liandrin, reality(again), Shadur, $*
<5> 'night Steakk
<14> Morning geeks!
<11> ihnhoj
<15> can some one point me to a goof resourse for understanding how to use gnaome-vsf(-config) , or setting up anykind of virtual filesystem? im trying to mannage a webpage with a wysiwyg editor..... remotely
<14> Hey Steven
<15> good*
<14> FatLooser: I'm using webdab for that, which seems to work ok (except for apache's $*&@#&*^@ umask)
<14> err, webdav, even
<15> ok, ill check it out thanks
<14> It might not be an option though, if you lack admin access to apache
<15> oh,i am, but it looks pretty complicated, i was just checkinh it out
<14> It's easy as pie
<15> does your editor have to be compatible with it? or does it make a virtual folder?
<14> Still, you could use ftp as vfs too if you like, or... whatever
<15> oh, i dont know how to use ftp as vfs
<14> FatLooser: It acts just like a mounted filesystem. Userspace apps can't tell the difference between something local or remote
<15> is it an option? to atach an ftp connection to a directory or something?
<14> Yup, there's ftpfs for that
<15> ok, awesome
<15> thanks
<14> Or better yet, use sshfs, if you've got ssh access
<15> oh its giving me some error about fuse
<15> crazy
<16> --- JUNOS 6.4-20050107.0 built 2005-01-07 09:01:08 UTC
<16> ce`s astea
<10> CyCo: Speak English.
<10> aol.com figures
<5> mogguh, Coma
<14> Morning, Liandrin
<14> It's fun to produce three different reports based on the same set of data, but use different rules. Especially if the person complaining about the mess made up the rules himself
<17> care ma poate ajuta si pe mine cu ceva
<14> Use english here
<18> hmm, Gates retires
<14> _the_ gates?
<19> hello everybody.
<18> Coma: yeah


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