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<0> parallax: I suspect that few pedophiles are victims of pedophiles
<1> who cares if its a man or not.
<0> parallax: Unless you introduce a time gap
<2> oh rhowe that would make a good scifi story
<2> a child who is raped in the past goes back in time to rape themselves
<0> docfu: Dude, you've been in Japan too long
<2> i think i saw a comic of that here
<0> docfu: Dude, you've been in Japan too long
<1> rhowe: i think we scared her off.
<2> D-side oh no, you aren't taking the credit for this one
<2> this was definately ed's fault
<2> d-side on a side and far more serious note
<2> darkelf talked to you lately?
<1> i saw it in the other channel.
<2> well theres more than just that



<2> a LOT more
<2> sounds like the poor kid got sent to the congo and was caught in an ambush
<0> docfu: DE's been murdered?
<2> rhowe no he's alive but he took 3 bullets
<0> docfu: yowch
<2> exactly
<3> wtf...?
<2> anyway i gotta run
<0> docfu: I hope they let him keep 'em as souvenirs
<3> what happened to DE?
<3> and why the **** was he sent to the congo?
<3> last i heard he worked in .us as a networky dude :|
<0> Flimflam: Sounds like he got whipped by a flapping BGP route or something
<3> argus, I can't handle this subtle undertoned humour.. :P
<0> Flimflam: First I heard of asnything happenning to him.. I know he's been doing a lot of short-notice travel of late, but I didn't know Africa was a part of his itinerary
<3> ahh
<3> well that ****s, but seems he's OK enough to come online so..
<0> Flimflam: "OK enough to come online" might not mean much.. this is DE we're talking about :)
<3> haha
<0> hm, he seemed OK last night
<0> 04:16 -!- darkelf [fuzzball@83.143.85.30] has quit [Quit: I'll see you guys later - I need the rest]
<0> Mon May 15 04:28:15 BST 2006
<0> oh well, bedtime for rhowe
<1> later.
<1> i'm going too once i'm done helping a friend of mine with his trojan/spyware/virus laden windows box
<4> hello?
<4> anyone can verbalise that to me plz, because im french and its kinda confusing
<4> Memory mapping is used to map image and data files into a processes address space. In memory mapping, the contents of a file are linked directly into the virtual address space of a process.
<5> hi all
<6> OldMonk
<5> Liandrin
<7> Liandrin, OM
<5> Cynic
<7> Postfix makes me warm and fuzzy all over.
<6> Cynic, that's called "fungus" :P
<7> I'm not sure why I stuck with sendmail for so long, but it feels so good to be off it now ;)
<5> i rather like sendmail
<5> best supported MTA in the world
<7> OldMonk: i could never get intelligent smtp throttling working to my liking
<6> I'm not personally very fond of djb or Wietse Venema
<6> kind of amusing watching them going at each other ;)
<7> heh, yeah, elitism at its best ;)
<6> or dorkism, perhaps
<7> often go hand in hand..
<8> I'm happy with postfix
<5> cheeksy
<9> OldMonk :o)
<5> o/~ hello darkness my old friend / i've come to talk to you again o/~
<6> me wonders who other than her and OldMonk who knows what those lyrics are from
<5> i'm sure lots do
<7> duh ;)
<7> let's all open a bag of popcorn and watch the Graduate for fun



<5> see?
<7> wierd movie in general, actually. and REALLY long.
<5> and anne bancroft in gnudie
<7> hehe
<2> re
<10> !slackware
<2> you know
<2> hellhound really needs that one hardcoded
<11> anyone happen to use ossim?
<2> Schutt said a psychiatrist, who did not testify, determined Sweeney had trouble distinguishing right from wrong.
<2> god damn, psychiatrists are really smart
<5> re
<12> good morning
<2> OM
<5> docfu
<11> hey sunblade
<13> hi prometheus
<13> prometheus: how goes it ?
<11> Sunblade: pretty good, you?
<13> besides being at work and a bit tired, good :)
<14> hi all
<15> Hi there, I have a problem with my apache. I'm running 1.3.34 I think it is, from debian stable. Whenever I 'apachectl stop' the server, the apache processes keep running, "/usr/sbin/apache -F -DSSL". I have no idea whats causing it, I've been trying to fix it since last night and still have had no luck, Any ideas?
<11> hmm, doesn't look like snort is logging to postgresql for some reason
<16> Hey guys
<16> I'm getting an error when I try to start apache
<16> Warning: User directive in <VirtualHost> requires SUEXEC wrapper.
<16> Warning: Group directive in <VirtualHost> requires SUEXEC wrapper.
<16> I'm not sure what it could be
<16> configtest shows that configuration syntax is Ok
<16> :|
<17> google it
<16> k
<13> vc3] cvb1~
<12> !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?
<11> grrr
<11> snort isn't even *trying* to connect to postgresql
<17> snort is an IDS?
<11> yeah
<17> can you configure it to send logs to your email?
<11> in a roundabout way... snort itself doesn't send mails, but you can use other tools to do that
<17> do you know any?
<11> swatch and/or syslog-ng
<17> I'd like to send my apache error logs to my email automatically, but i don't know what program im gonna use
<17> swatch?
<17> let me check
<11> oh you don't need either then
<17> simple scripts won't do?
<11> ***uming you're using logrotate, edit the file that rotates apache logs and tell it to mail you the file after it rotates it
<17> man, im confused right now, whats this rotate thing all about?
<17> carousels?
<11> uh, yeah, sure
<17> simple scripts won't do?
<11> they will
<17> do i need to install exim4 or any mail transport for this?
<11> you'll need an mta, yes, but you should already have one installed
<17> yeah, should be. debians default is exim4
<17> thanks prometheus
<17> btw, im taking an exam at prometric
<11> which one?
<17> are you related anyhow to prometric?
<11> other than our site being an authorized testing center, no
<17> just kidding man, im pertaning to your nick
<11> i know
<17> :)
<11> ahh, there we go
<17> do you know any linux certification aside from redhat?
<11> rhct, rhce, linux+, lpi, i believe novell has one now as well
<18> brainbench probably does too
<11> oh yeah, they do
<17> rhct and rhce is not from red hat?


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