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<0> and all ipsec traffic comes in on ethX
<0> I had a nat rule that didn't ahve an address
<0> it just said traffic with a destination port of 80 that hits this interface, DNAT back to my webserver.
<0> so I'd go to google
<0> and my browser was being dnatted back to my own damned webserver.
<1> in my DNAT rule, and bam, everything was fixed.
<0> I've been building and tearing down VPNs for like, five hours.
<2> oh ****
<3> zez: but there should still be the initiative to do better per peer pressure
<0> JackStorm: you're correct. P*** the standardized test. forget actual learning.
<4> if not enough kids p*** the test the schools lose money
<0> you know
<0> I think an 8th grade education in the mid 1800s was equivalent to an ***ociates degree today.
<4> Its getting worse
<4> look at Kansas for example
<3> I was in 6th grade the first time I had to deal with the Bell Curve, for Religion Cl***...I was the A+ and it pissed everyone off.
<0> JackStorm: I was never the guy that ****ed up the curve.
<0> I made C's deliberately.
<0> school bored me so ****ing badly that I stayed in trouble.
<0> then they thought they had the cure, they threw me in egghead school one day a week.
<0> that was even worse.
<0> I fear for my kid.
<0> he's as smart as I was, if not smarter.
<3> siglite: same here, but when everyone was writing a sermon on Genesis or Psalms I did mine on Revelations and the opening of the seven seals.
<4> sig: how old is he
<0> right now, he's towing the line, making A's.
<0> zez: 9.
<0> I fear I may be in for a world of **** when he hits 12-ish.
<5> yeah, as soon as the testosterone drip starts into the blood, it's all over ::)
<0> right now he's a very very good kid.
<2> well thats good
<0> but he's really smart. And very literate, and very logical. When testosterone starts to twist the logic, I could be in trouble.
<4> I have a 22 month old who can count to 20 knows his alphabet, all his colors and shapes and probably has a 2000 word vocabulary. I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up. lol
<2> when he's in his teens and turns into a little **** he wont have anything to resent you for. :)
<3> D-side: 'cept for not paying lastnights bail.
<0> zez: yeah, my boy was like that.
<0> zez: he'd run up to strangers and start naming off the parts of his toy helicopter.. "skiiiid... staaabilizer.... rotor.... canapapy"
<4> lol
<4> yep
<0> this hotel has a ****load of access points.
<0> ew
<6> heya sig
<0> they're running an adtran infrastructure
<0> hmm
<0> some machine is broadcasting to udp 24000
<0> hmm
<0> interesting strings in the packet
<0> DSAMessage ORBeline
<0> hmm
<0> some kind of distributed directory thingy.
<0> hey Nanuq
<0> Nanuq: missed that earlier.
<0> Nanuq: was busy sniffing the wireless around here.
<6> siglite: missed what?
<0> Nanuq: you saying hi
<6> siglite: ah
<7> Bwahahaha http://img.420chan.org/b/src/1139822165132.jpg
<0> dude, that's weird.
<7> Bridget is a dude that dresses like a girl in the game Guilty Gear
<4> I think I've seen him on Drawn Together. lol
<7> Thank God for the NSA wiretap, finaly we have a government that listens to the people
<0> zez: hahahah, xander
<8> mmmmmmmm....dounuts
<7> pros/cons?
<9> it is kinda quiet...
<8> Pratix: shh
<8> you will wake them up
<8> so STOP YELLING!
<9> x.X
<9> o.O
<7> Pratix: I am a gun nut... I have (counts) nine guns ATM
<7> some people collect clowns I collect firearms
<8> I collect skulls of dead relatives
<7> Steakk: heh turn them in to ashtrays, bedpans, what?
<10> hello
<10> help me???
<10> postfix problem
<7> hrm postfix? the answer is Qmail.
<10> i get a warning message
<10> why so
<8> tupitan: because you ****ed it up
<7> running joke sorry
<0> tupitan: because you misconfigured it?
<0> duh.
<10> ok
<10> can you solve my problem
<7> tupitan: try Linuxhelp down the hall
<9> lol
<10> any websites
<9> what's everyone's favorite distro?
<7> this isn't really a help chanel but try postfix.org. Or try feeding the exact text of the error message into Google All hail Google
<9> i like gentoo myself
<10> ok
<10> thanx
<9> All Hail Gentoo
<7> Snobian Broken (Debian Sid) for me
<9> with or without heads?
<9> fried or roasted?
<7> they were scurring to clean up the bookmarks like their heads were on fire and their ***es were catching
<8> Popeyes, or KFC?
<7> Lord, Please grant me the ability to stab people in the face over standard TCP/IP
<0> bsims: hah
<9> quoting bash.org is like maturbation: everyone knows you do it
<11> But mature people tend to frown on you when you do it in public.
<7> Pratix: actually I saw that one on a picture in /b on 4chan
<0> bsims: man, the funniest thing I've done, evar, was when management told me to monitor website usage for a day, and sort the report by user, print 'em, and lay 'em on every user's chair.
<0> anyone who was hitting pr0n, I put those url gets on top.
<7> siglite: heh subtle
<9> siglite: w00t
<0> one guy, I wrote across his report with a sharpie "mature busty babes, nice. Gramma's hot."
<7> Ewww
<0> oh yeah
<8> siglite: if you wanna have a good time, install squid or something, and replace all requests for .gif and .jpg with your own custom image...like, a bunny rabbit...get people freaked out
<0> this dude was into granny pron.
<7> Rule 37 of the internets There is porn of it
<12> Why do people do that **** from work?
<0> Steakk: we have this nazi content security system now. When you hit a pr0n site, it redirects you to the corporate AUP.
<9> cockblock!
<8> siglite: hah
<13> Lateralus: I read a study that showed that 75% of porn browsing occurred between 9am and 5pm
<13> Lateralus: it's because sometimes your wife/partner is more scary than your boss ;)
<0> has a nice little message... "your attempt to access: http://www.hustlermag.com has been denied. It is in the restricted category: Pornographic Material.<br><br>Your use of corporate business system constitutes consent to ...... (rest of AUP)
<12> Hahaha.
<7> Steakk: may I sugest something from the Pain series
<0> it says something about logging your IP too.
<8> siglite: does it send an email to the CEO too? sayin somethin like: "this.ip tried to view pics of your mom!" ?
<0> no
<0> it could if I wanted it to.
<9> be the BOFH
<8> siggie: that would be humerous
<0> right now, I'm the only one that sees the reports and stuff. And I only say something if I see **** that I think might be a security risk.
<0> like, a user going to metasploit is going to get my attention.
<7> Ah the proper approach
<7> Basicly don't be a ****
<0> yeah, I really don't want to be the porn police.
<7> I explained the AUP as "Don't be a ****."
<0> I sometimes dig if a manager or higher says "I think $user is spending all day ****ing off on the web. Find out."
<0> what's interesting, is I've been asked to check a user's surfing habits about five times.
<0> four of those times, the user did nearly ZERO internet surfing during business hours.
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