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<0> Isn't being linux/unix guru part of the job description as perl programmer? ;)
<1> Pretty much.
<1> Which reminds me. Coma, you wouldn't happen to know if there's a CPAN module for parsing apache common logs, would you?
<1> I mean, I could probably write one without too much trouble, but like any good programmer, I know when to be lazy. :)
<0> Shadur: Like Apache::ParseLog perhaps?
<0> Though using plain regulart expressions for exactly that has always worked for me
<0> s/rt/r/
<1> Coma: That'd work, yeah.
<1> Then again, I might jus define a new LogFormat specifying just time and byte count, since that's all the mangler wants accounting for.
<0> Albeit not completely finished, my accounting software uses nothing but regexes for the job
<0> Shadur: Though that's easier to get done, maybe you're fixing stuff at the wrong end, but that sort of depends on your philosophy
<0> Otoh, the trick might be in having stuff do whatever you want and have it work for you
<2> awesome
<2> fun clas
<0> What, finally had *** ed? :P



<2> ahhaah
<1> Coma: Mangler wants me to write a script that tallies traffic usage for each of the few hundred or so webhosting clients we have.
<0> Shadur: Easiest way would be Apache::ParseLog I guess. Having little code to write, and not having to alter your apache config
<0> And you can feed to backlog to it too
<1> Point.
<1> Hm, not in debian yet
<1> dh-make-perl, even
<0> Ohh, if only I had known of dh-make-perl before :/
<1> You're welcome. :)
<1> I think there's a -java variant as well.
<0> That'd make it a whole lot easier to do updates across a bunch of boxen
<1> Yup. :)
<0> Deploying is quite easy, copying over this one virtual machine each time, but keeping up to date is getting more and more of a burden
<0> Though I wonder if my svn based solution would have worked too
<3> waa ipsec drives me insane
<4> Buggerit millenium hand and shrimp
<0> Sunblade: That's what it's designed for :P
<0> Haha, look at fool ol' Ron
<4> machine hard-crashed with a thermal alarm :(
<0> I wish Pratchett would write a little faster :/
<1> Yeah.
<1> One book per week sounds about right.
<4> don't care how fast his cartigraphy is - I just want him to publish faster. besides, he was quoting from Wintersmith over a year ago, for cthulu's sake...
<0> Lol, yeah, that'd keep me happy alright
<0> Oh hey, does anyone happen to know of any authors that write quite similar to wiliam gibson's style?
<5> I've been told I do
<0> s/style/genre/
<0> heh
<5> how big is your release?
<0> Just didn't get aroudn to it
<0> Uhh
<5> i'm at like half a meg right now
<0> 473kB
<0> 484850 bytes to be exact
<1> Coma: Neal Stephenson?
<0> Shadur: Hmm, never heard of him before, but I'll go have a look at his works
<0> Aha, "Cryptonomicon" I've heard of before
<4> Cryptonomicon isn't terrible - but tbh NS can't write a book *ending* to save his life
<6> DaveHowe: they tend to end rather abrubtly yeah :)
<6> 1000 pages of novel with one page in the end trying to end everything
<0> Doesn't exactly sound like books working to a climax :/
<6> Coma: ohhh they do, they just end very abruptly at that climax point:)
<0> How about Bruce Sterling, he any good?
<1> Coma: Cryptonomicon is awesome and don't let anyone tell you differently. Who cares that the ending is about a page and a half?
<6> I agree that the book itself is awasome
<5> that would **** ***
<0> Shadur: I'll give it a try, being short of anything else to read
<0> UNless I should finally decide to read the da vinci code after all
<1> Gathond: I wrote a perl implementation of the Enigma algorithm after I finished reading the book. One of these days I'll read it again and write an enigma *cracking* algorithm as well. :)
<5> heh
<5> that would be a sweet one liner
<5> ahh well



<5> when i go to visit mum i'll just have to leave around 9:30pm
<7> jug of coffee lol
<5> hell i could take the bullet train to tokyo and back for about $35
<5> that'd cut my trip down to a little over an hour
<0> Ugh, I want it to be weekend _fast_
<3> Coma: I've got weekend already :)
<0> Sunblade: Since when did you get a government job? :P
<3> I took the day off :)
<0> With hindsight, I should have done the same
<0> Though when I went out to dinner last night I'd never had expected to end up at some college party
<3> heh
<3> time to shower
<5> yawn
<5> final 2 cl***es in 20
<8> hiya
<8> John!!!
<8> hi hi :)
<8> so, how can i say this ?
<8> ROMANIA ****S DONKEY COCK
<0> That seems to work
<8> one of the biggest datacentres in .ro, with 2 separate power lines and ****...
<8> one of the employees connected the null cable to +
<8> 400 routers fried
<8> around 700 servers fried
<0> rotflol, so much for capable stuff
<8> they fried my ASes and 2950s :(
<0> Though shouldn't such an action trip the breakers?
<8> nfi what they did
<8> i was there, evaluated the damage
<8> we got out fairly easy i may say
<8> there were a few other companies admins that had a few whole racks fried
<0> Sounds more like someone swapped the null with a fase on a 3 fase electrical system
<8> i kinda supposed that
<0> Though any decent datacenter would have surge protectors in place
<8> their employees said quote "we had some work done, nothing big happened"
<8> but by the look of their faces someone ****ed up
<8> i kinda suspect the skinny one that stayed around their boss all the time saying nothing
<8> :))
<9> hey
<0> tavi: But certainly they can be held responsible for this and have insurance coverage?
<9> how to add a second user with root ... can't add second root it creates normal user I don't want have 1 account with root rights
<1> ... The things I miss when I go out for a soup refill for five minutes.
<1> sirh0t: You don't.
<9> ok
<1> sirh0t: Let me put it this way. Everyone clued enough to know how to theoretically do it knows that it's a ****ing retardedly dangerous idea, and doesn't do it.
<1> sirh0t: I suggest you look into the sudo command.
<9> ok I buyed some root to load my files on school etc.... but I don't want to login with root / p*** I want create new user with root rights
<9> on google I find bull**** sites :<
<1> sirh0t: We stopped caring about your problem when you admitted to "buying" access to a rooted box. Piss off.
<9> ok shadur :\
<9> go finger**** ur self
<10> Bleep.
<10> Coma: m000000000
<8> ok im back
<10> tavi-san: so we smelled.
<8> kosmo: bitch!
<10> tavi-san: yo momma
<8> Coma: we are fcked pretty much
<8> one of the ASes is fried itself, not out the PSU
<8> s/out/only
<11> JJ :o)
<12> hey cheeks
<11> guess what
<11> no, i am single again :-D
<8> hiya cheeksy
<12> hehehe
<11> tavi-san: kurva :o)


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