@# Quotes DB     useful, funny, interesting





Google
 
Web www.quotesdb.info
Undernet  |  EFnet  |  Quakenet  |  Freenode  |  Dalnet  |  Ircnet  |  Galaxynet
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32



Comments:

<0> noxo, I work for Sam or at least when he was alive I did
<1> I thought they were in Bentonville
<2> Ahh... So you're older, and are living in BV because you're... retired?
<0> noxo, I commute
<2> schitzo: BV is just north of B-ville.
<1> CancerMan: ah, ok.
<0> I have at least another 10 years before I can retire
<2> I live in Johnson, which is between Fayetteville and Springdale, which is just south of B-ville.
<0> The home of the speed traps
<2> lachat: So you work for ISD?
<0> yup
<2> Ahh. Are they good to you?
<0> depends. I think things are going to get a little better. The turnover is very high
<2> Mmmm... That's not good.
<0> They were very good in keeping me around for Y2K so they can be very good
<2> My college has collected a dean who dosn't care.



<0> Deans have tenure- by definition they do not care
<2> He's opted to hand our college run network to computing services so he can claim on his resume that he saved money.
<2> Even with COMP running (or ruining) the network show, my position will still be needed to make sure the Dean's office can function technologically... however, I may not be in it if he can't bring my salary up to somewhere near market value.
<2> So, I may end up visiting you through one of the many contractors. :D
<0> We get quite a few visits that way.
<2> *nod* I have a friend who's Dell server support.
<2> He works for some other company though.
<0> One of the 12$/hr wonder boys from CompuCom ?
<3> CancerMan, is he in india? :P
<2> fredk: No. Server support. That means he has to have a clue.
<3> tell him that the 1425's should have a floppy drive ;)
<2> lachat: I don't think so. When I went to RH though, they tried to pawn me off on CompuCom. I heard about their 7-7 stuff, as well as their reputation, and opted to avoid them.
<0> Dell has a lot of people here under subcontracts
<0> CancerMan, Most likely a good idea; but 12 hrs shifts for 3 days beets my normal 10 for 5
<3> http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/carltondraught.wmv <-- great ad :)
<2> lachat: I decided that I need to save myself for Tyson's.
<4> WTF are you doing?!?!
<2> Daakman: Chatting. Et tu?
<0> Good idea, as long as you are not cutting chickens :)
<4> *shrug*
<5> tsokolat!
<4> heya cheeksy
<6> cheeksy
<4> cheeksy. tsokolat. siglite.
<2> lachat: I don't plan on it. But then again, anything can happen.
<6> hiya sagoro.. and all
<6> docfu!
<7> Damn this system is sloppy
<7> I got to clean this thing once I get this adapter working
<4> reality!
<6> reality
<7> uhhh... Daakman...
<7> Hey tsokolat
<5> Daakman
<6> docfu; how was the trip?
<5> tsokolat: not even a beso for me?:o/
<5> docfu: dont tell me you are somewhere around
<8> tsokolat ****ed, they couldn't get the door sealed on the plane so we had a two hour delay
<2> FreakZ: Why are there so many name changes going on?\
<8> cheeksy i'm not
<8> and you are nowhere near it :)
<9> have u tried this guys.... device communication in linux using SUN's java comm api... it seems that that package doesnt work with usbserial converters, it cant enumerate the added virtual ports
<10> w00f!
<4> CancerMan: In search of a new nick. Got tired of being referred to as "saggy" and it all came to a head last night when someone referred to me as "Saggy Tits"
<5> docfu: yeah... *shrug*
<8> cheeksy so when should i come visit you
<11> GTK+ version of smp-encode is coming along nicely!
<8> your dog can bite my ***
<2> S... S... Saggy tits?
<5> Daakman is Sagoro?
<9> hello?
<6> docfu: at least you're there now in one piece
<4> cheeksy: Yes
<2> Ahh.
<6> something to thank about
<5> awwww



<8> tsoklat yeah its been heaven ever since actually
<2> Wow.
<5> my poobear
<8> tsokolat see, i was at my moms restaurant two nights ago
<2> Sagoro: I think Sagoro is a perfectly acceptable name.
<3> Sagoro beats Daakman :)
<8> and it turns out one of the regulars is a former cop and he had the police chief and all of the detectives over for dinner
<4> CancerMan: I agreed...but the tendency for people to continue referring to me as "saggy" got annoying
<9> arent you even linux guys?
<8> fsdgdbcvb no
<0> noxo, this is Windows warez channel
<3> fsdgdbcvb, no we're os/2 users
<12> docfu: so, all settled in?
<8> tsokolat and the chief of police of soka offered me a fulltime job as a police trainer and translator when my japanese gets good enough, pays double what i make now
<1> fsdgdbcvb: Plan 9 myself.
<2> Daakman: Well, my nick used to be "Lucyen"... which is my first name.
<8> zymurgy yeah, its a very nice place, WAY better than the one i had
<12> you have your own place yet, or still staying in the restaurant?
<2> Daakman: Guys would come into #arkansas, and start hitting on me thinking I was a woman.
<1> Lucyen: that's a lame /nick
<2> ...uh.
<8> i'm at my own apartment
<12> docfu: cool
<8> its really nice, must be almost brand new
<1> CancerMan: tee-hee. :)
<8> i'm within a block of the trainstation too, its a little noisy but nothing high pitched so
<13> This is my original nick
<1> ****, first that bastard TBT comes back and now that FreakzZ schmoe
<12> docfu: so how big a rice-paper box you in? :)
<2> FreakZ: Either way, I got tired of it, so I changed my name to FoxMulder, after my favorite show.
<8> zymurgy actually its not that much smaller that the apartment i had in the US
<8> and theres lots of storage, LOTS of storage
<8> plenty of room for, you know, bodies n stuff
<2> However, I found that "FoxMulder" got me not only a vast array of malformed packets, but also a large quantity of ICMP ping responses... but I don't remember SENDING any pings.
<12> docfu: oh, so the yakuza was already there?
<8> zymurgy yeah they got the place nice and clean for me
<8> zymurgy i still can't believe i got a job offer though
<8> i mean
<8> the chief of police just OFFERED me the job, he just said 'study japanese, get good and its yours'
<2> So I decided on CancerMan, for which my pipe was sufficient to re-take should it become taken.
<8> without any other requirements
<2> Of course, this was on EFnet... the ghetto of IRC.
<12> docfu: um, not that you probably haven't already told me this, but whats the job?
<13> CancerMan: Well, I'm just tired of being called "Saggy"
<7> brb
<14> hey doc
<2> FreakZ: ANd now... People ask me what kind of cancer I have, and are all offended when I tell them I don't have cancer, and that I'm a virgo. They get all fruity liberal and say that I should be ashamed of naming myself after a disease.
<14> docfu: a job with the fuzz?
<12> FreakzZ: get a manzerre?
<7> Oh hells yes
<7> I got the wireless adapter working!
<3> _/nick HerpesMan
<8> nanuq totally
<8> japanese fuzz
<2> Yeah. Now THERE'S a disease. You won't die from it, but you'll wish you were dead.
<14> docfu: that's awesome
<7> Wait...maybe I didn't...
<14> docfu: that must be a cush job.
<7> Am I still here?
<3> reality_, nope
<7> O.k. Yeah, it works
<7> I had to pull the ethernet cable to see
<14> docfu: heh, are they trying to diversify their force?
<3> HerpesMan, now join the *** channels
<15> HerpesMan ? Better than LooseWoman I guess
<5> HerpesMan: however i change my nickname I am still called *cheeky* or *cheeks* even in real life
<2> Or "DoMeHard".
<3> HerpesMan, and try to pick up some girls :P


Name:

Comments:

Please enter the result of the sum 63 + 46 (to avoid spam):






Return to #linux
or
Go to some related logs:

#asm
#windows
gentoo open_wr:
#linux
pubertous
#chatzone
#chatzone
#gentoo
l-ikla tal-fenek
#apache



Home  |  disclaimer  |  contact  |  submit quotes