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<0> oh is it?
<1> yeah, but like I said, it got a few laughs in the courtroom :)
<1> schitzo, here is something interesting...while I was in the courtroom, I happened to observe use of PDA/IM features (which could lead to violation of any number of court rules, never mind the amount of electronic emanations which could be leaking from the courtroom itself)
<0> oh. I cna't believe someone was doing that. yeah. that's like a major no no
<1> well, the question looms, with the advent of the electronic courtroom, it poses an interesting security question
<1> not to mention, if I were to sit outside the courtroom and plug in my signal sniffer, i'd would like to see how much stuff is actually picked up outside of the courtroom
<2> ahh
<2> 2 days left this week
<3> bed
<2> night nanny
<4> night
<0> dogbert2: yeah, sniffing there would be interesting I'm sure.
<1> schitzo, the place probably leaks like a sieve...another possibility of compromise is by use of employing lip readers to decipher lawyer sidebar conversations
<1> even though they utilize a white noise generator, it still won't stop a lip reader from picking **** up
<4> Not counting corrupt jurors/lawyers?
<1> heh...



<4> I need to hire a g0at or two ...
<4> They may get slightly abused, but not killed.
<1> g0at pr0n
<4> Perfect!
<5> lol
<5> matches the mood
<6> hello guys
<6> if i use vpn i need use dns?
<6> i am a little confuse
<4> no, you don't *need* to. but converting DNS names to IP addresses is more difficult when you don't use DNS.
<6> coz, my client maybe will be in other city
<6> and dns work to make subdomain
<6> i am lost
<6> i am trying work with openvpn
<6> i need orientation, some good guy can help me?
<4> Where am I going to stash that body?
<7> waznz, you always wanted to buy an industrial size freezer, here is the perfect excuse
<8> waznz: meat grinder and have a bbq for those that's have pissed you off
<4> I did? I thought it was an industrial sized fridge ... but freezer will do. I wonder, how to explain the positioning of a freezer that size to the landlord.
<4> Errm ... I guess there be room in the freezer for the landlord too - problem solved.
<4> Would a "Dead Nigga Storage" sign be inappropriate?
<2> gotta buy chili beans
<2> hey
<4> Interesting ... this is the first time I've ever seen a system where a resubscription to a service is *more* expensive than signing up a new subscription ... (ie. almost 40% more expensive)
<2> whats in wursteschire sauce?
<4> Spiced blood of wursteschire people
<2> i'm trying to figure out the japanese name
<2> hmm
<2> must be uista sauce
<9> docfu !
<2> dbc
<9> Hey...
<9> How are 'things..'
<2> good
<2> my one hard cl*** went awesome yesterday
<9> Very good..
<2> have a student that transfered in who likes to show off, so i had him teach the cl*** while i kicked back and relaxed
<9> There you go..
<9> What's the cl***?
<2> one of my english cl***es
<2> two of the kids are spoiled and don't want to learn
<9> Ah.. English..
<5> and you cook chili beans while he teaches
<9> Never a 'good thing'
<4> cheeksy!
<2> cheeksy
<10> HEY
<2> hmm
<2> peeled tomatoes
<10> right.
<10> dont forget to throw in a pinch of baking soda - that way beans wont cause gas-sy situation ;o)
<2> oh but its not chili if its not explosive =)
<10> right.
<10> well, fart yourself away!
<11> i have been, thanks



<10> lol
<12> hey do any of you happen to have a busted ipod?
<13> 'ang on
<13> *bash*
<13> yep.
<2> what?
<2> ipod? nope
<1> check ebay perhaps?
<12> ebay wants $90 for a broken ipod
<12> which is way too much
<1> try a swap meet, perhaps?
<2> what do you want one for?
<12> because mine is broken too, and I want to put 2 broken ipods together and make a working one
<2> that makes no sense
<9> Expensive habits..
<1> TBT...didn't you buy an extended warranty?
<2> broken ipod x2 != working ipod
<9> Agreed..
<9> broken ipod x2 != working ipod;
<12> docfu: mine is broken in a novel way, and most broken ipods just have either a busted screen or hard drive
<14> Bah, no broadband yet, too much signal loss with the current cable run, they need to get a cherry picker out to measure the signal at some other post and re-run some better cable
<2> TBT oh so yours is 'special'
<2> hows it broken?
<12> the clickwheel broke. the drive is fine, but it's uncontrollable
<4> *shrugs*
<14> Go try and understand what makes Sarah tick.
<14> Should keep you busy
<4> I've heard that aussie girls can be filthy ...
<4> Pizbit: Opps - I read that as "lick", not tick ...
<14> Heh
<2> all girls can be filthy
<14> You'll belong there, not being able to read right and all that. :D
<2> toss em in a wisconsin manuer pit and see how long they stay clean
<9> Wasn't the Walkman a less expensive alternative.. Sure, we're getting more music into a smaller package but at what cost - LONG TERM..?
<15> what
<2> see? she's filthy
<4> Rwoar!
<4> Sweet.
<9> TBT, consider satellite radio as a less expensive alternative in the long run..
<9> Especially with what you've now got invested in i-Pods..
<7> sarah-, did you go to cebit and check out the Linux Australia stand?
<2> um
<2> radio ****s
<15> sjh no i dont know what cebit is
<9> Radio is one of the greatest low cost inventions for p***ing information and data!
<2> And in that I mean I am a perfectly sentient being capable of choosing what music *I* want to listen to.
<14> dBc: Er, voice is cheaper
<7> http://cebit.com.au/
<9> Pizbit, I completely agree !
<7> a tradeshow thing that was on in Sydney this week
<14> Now you can communicate futher! Now for some klacks towers.
<2> cebit run? run bit run?
<9> And have the FCC license to prove it..
<2> satelite radio also requires a subscription
<2> After 2 years of listening plus the cost of the receiver, if you quit, you have nothing.
<9> <2> True but for what TBT has now invested in i-pods, he'd be better off in the long run...
<2> No he wouldn't.
<9> He's about ready to pick up another one...
<9> One way or another..
<2> plus with satelite radio he can't sneak into work and smuggle out cl***ified documents and sell them to china to pay for his childrens college education
<2> I've bought 3 mp3 players in my life, all have been 20gb
<9> He's buying an Apple product..
<2> the third one i got because the USB on my second one quit working, but the unit is fine, so i gave it to a friend who gives me tons of liquor and food for free daily
<9> And we all know the price of them..
<2> I think it was a good trade


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