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<0> D-side, i've found 6-10 things that TAC missed (hilarious)
<1> 7 series
<2> cisco's "self healing network" makes me laugh
<1> 7.0(4.11)
<2> they should set themselves on fire so they can be replaced with better gear. :D
<3> anyone used tippingpoint?
<1> D-side: heh
<0> OxD, try 7.0.x
<2> does 7 bring back pptp endpoint functionality?
<3> http://www.tippingpoint.com/
<2> actually no, its broken as **** on 7, nevermind.
<1> dogbert2: dude. we disabled it.
<0> Disabling the http_inspect is fine :)
<1> i know. this was a month ago
<1> but i'm still amused
<2> yeah. nice fix. :D



<2> its like getting beaned in the **** when playing little league and being told to walk it off
<0> oh well :)
<1> our crisco guy didn't believe me until i showed him tcpdumps
<2> haha
<1> then the TAC guy didn't believe him until the same
<0> bwhahahaa...dumb cisco guy :)
<4> have I mentioned that I hate pixen?
<2> OxD: which tac call center though? san diego, mx, or dirkadirka
<2> siglite: as well you should.
<1> well would you be ready to believe that they shipped software that sent post to /dev/null
<4> I just wanted to say that... you know, I hate pixen.
<5> #
<1> D-side: no idea.
<2> OxD: it makes a BIG difference.
<6> omg. OpenOffice is slow like a bitch on my laptop.
<7> hi
<1> D-side: dunno. i don't play with cisco gear usually
<8> yoz: disable ****
<2> every now and again i have to open a ticket with the tac because my boss will realize my coworkers are all fools.
<4> yoz: probably because OOo uses a lot of big files when it's loading up. I tweaked my ****ty slow laptop drive with hdparm and got about a 60% improvement
<9> dogbert2: liar. That was last week!
<1> D-side: we have a networking group, so they take care of that if we have issues
<0> bwhahaha...
<1> dudes in that group are good
<10> today's backups just completed, yippy :)
<11> Hmm..
<10> always makes me feel more secure
<2> OxD: i was just about to say, "every organization i've ever known with a dedicated networking group..."
<2> MORONS.
<2> siglite: no you dont.
<4> yesido
<2> you're just going to defile it with bsd. admit it.
<8> D-side: WHO
<4> and semen
<6> siglite: actually.. this lappy isn't that bad: centrino 1,4 GHz with 512 MB RAM. dunno wtf.
<0> s/drive/on/ :)
<1> D-side: nah. these guys are pretty good
<8> dogbert2: Don't go bowling..
<2> OxD: hey, i'm not complaining. good for you, less you have to deal with.
<0> heh...it can be quite dangerous :)
<1> D-side: the unix admin group is actually the dumbest, i think. mostly because we're the biggest. goes with the numbers.
<4> could be worse.
<1> we also in-source a lot to bangalore
<4> could be the windows admin group.
<1> they're just bitchy.
<8> dogbert2: of course.. everyone knows dropping bowling balls on your foot can be dangerous.
<1> Bjprn-: but entertaining!
<0> or running your nuts into metal rails :)
<8> metal rails?
<10> Bjprn-: ever tried heading a 2kg medicine ball... doing that repeatedly might explain my craziness
<0> yeah...that happened to me once...
<1> oh god. speaking of nuts into metal rails, i watched the jack*** moving last night
<12> Cisco PIX Firewall Version 6.3(5)
<12> whoops
<1> darwin is pissed.
<0> hehehehe
<0> OxD, what happened?



<1> just watching the guys from jack*** and knowing they're not dead
<6> Bjprn-: anyway.. what's tweakable in OOo?
<6> omg.. skype takes ages to launch as well.
<9> never found that
<9> I quite like skype
<9> except for the routing ****e
<12> OxD: so your department is the dumbest? :)
<2> i do too.
<9> it Just Works
<1> prometheus_: actually...
<9> and it works bloody well
<2> i use it on my pda from wifi hotspots
<8> yoz: Dunno but some stuff are.. not loading components and so on...
<1> prometheus_: no sorry. dba group.
<1> prometheus_: they win
<2> smsie: its sad that its tbe best VOIP app i can think of.
<11> Hmm..
<2> hm. you can tell skype to use a proxy, right?
<12> D-side: i never thought of that... skype on the pda from open wifi networks...
<6> smsie: installed it from .deb after klicking it.. it takes 1/2 a min to launch.
<1> i've seen them do some amazing things with perl DBI that makes you want to skin them alive
<9> D-side: you don;t have to tell it. It's ****ing *impossible* to stop it if it thinks it needs one :)
<2> i should set up an http proxy here and let you europeople use it for PSTN calls to the US
<12> OxD: dba group is the smartest or dumbest?
<9> D-side: talk to whyzzard about the perils of trying to firewall skype
<1> prometheus_: dumbest
<2> prometheus_: its even better now that people in the US using skype can make free PSTN calls with it.
<13> D-side: Doesn't work
<6> I wonder if it's XGL or something.
<2> smsie: oh i know, its impossible
<12> OxD: okay, by "amazing things with perl DBI" i didn't know if you meant good things or bad things
<2> reality: why not
<12> D-side: yeah
<13> D-side: Because it doesn't.
<1> prometheus_: sarcasm tags
<2> reality: I'm sure you just have no idea what you're doing.
<12> OxD: *nod*
<2> I'll have no problems making it go.
<13> D-side: Go for it
<13> D-side: I'll bet you $20
<12> D-side: you can do conferences now too i think, yes?
<2> prometheus_: sure
<1> D-side: what'd you just get challenged to do?
<4> reality: make it worth his while...
<13> D-side: It'll still take off their SkypeOut minutes
<10> nah, it isn't impossible to firewall skype, you just have to firewall everything and proxy HTTP connection
<2> reality: oh, i see.
<12> we should have a #linux conference on skype once a week or so, heh
<10> that is the fallback, using port 80
<2> that actually makes sense.
<13> siglite: My $girl is in Spain right now. I've been trying to get Skype to SkypeOut over http proxy working for 3 weeks now
<13> It always says that she needs skypeout minutes.
<11> It's quite nice you can do anywhere in NA for free, now ;)
<4> reality: you know what the solution to that is?
<2> pptp?
<4> reality: VPN
<4> yeah
<9> buy her some minutes
<2> i was just thinking that.
<9> they're not expensive
<2> set up pptp, allow it to "use remote gateway", and you're done.
<12> hmm, if i want to run multiple subnets behind this pix, i have to put a router behind it
<4> I was thinking pptp or ipsec.
<11> sig
<4> prometheus_: huh? pix should do ripv2 or ospf
<2> siglite: pptp's easier only because it will let you direct ALL outbound traffic towards the "concentrator"
<2> reality: i'd be DAMN surprised if that didnt work.
<13> siglite: I setup a small little program to just conference call my cell phone from my skype account when she calls
<2> who's in europe and wants to try it, i'll set it up here.
<4> prometheus_: oh wait, nm, you can't have the internal interface using multiple IP/subnets?
<12> siglite: apparently doesn't support secondary addressing, says cisco docs
<12> siglite: right


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