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<0> hey wlf, Tron, Falchion, D-side, Aahz, Shadur
<1> heya
<2> Falchion: ;)
<3> Falchion, WFHY2
<1> Ka-bar: namaifhya
<4> Nanuq.
<0> wlfshmn: Receive your package yet? ;)
<2> Nanuq: not yet, if I get it late this week, I'll be lucky, more likelly it will take another week or so
<5> Nanuq
<0> wlfshmn: Alright.
<6> Man. I am so tired. How long can this go awn?
<3> Falchion, you got that horrible flu bug that's been going around here? Lin's been out for about a week now.
<5> CancerMan: Until you die.
<6> Tron: Always look on the bright side of life.
<5> That's right, your life will **** for as long as you live.
<2> Nanuq: that backpack I was looking at it raising in price bloody fast it seems, odds are I won't be in the running for that ;)
<7> life brightness is a smooth walk to the dark side of death
<5> CancerMan: I'm hoping that by saying that, Life will prov me oh so wrong, but it's yet to do that. And it more than likely wont.
<8> http://www.siliconvalleyccie.com/linux-hn/iptables-intro.htm
<0> wlfshmn: Popular item?
<6> AraselX: Who says death is so bad? I mean... Neurons get TIRED processing reality.
<5> Oh death will **** all right. Right up to the point where you no longer are experienceing it, after that, you will cease to be and it won't matter, but right up till that point, you will not like it one bit.
<5> Mind you, no one has yet complained about their death.
<6> Eh. You can always shoot yourself in the head. From what I understand, the bullet has done it's wrecking ball magic well before the sound waves are even received, much less processed.
<9> does anybody install his software with rpm's?
<10> ISeeMP: most people using RH based distributions do.
<5> CancerMan: I rather suspect the few milliseconds or so in which you experience the bullet ripping your brain to pieces will seem like decades.
<5> You could write a damn good horror story about that. In fact I'd be surprised if there wasn't already such a story written.
<6> Tron: However you'll be totally unconcious during most of the time that the bullet is doing it's magic.
<5> CancerMan: Want to try it out and tell me if you're right or not? ;)
<6> I mean... If you shoot a computer in the hard drive, the kernel will start to flail around once it starts to use that drive again...
<6> However, if you shoot it square in the processor core, does it panic, or just halt?
<5> CancerMan: It screams a painfull death which to you only took a few microseconds, but to the computer took ages to die a slow, drawn out death.
<9> <10>, but what about the latest releases of that software? if i look for rpm's through rpmseek.com i can only find rather 'old' rpm's...so is it wise to use rpm to install and upgrade?
<6> So... Death is like College. It dosn't take that long, but it feels alot longer, and afterword, you forget it.
<5> I read recently that being decapitated would actually be rather painfull, and that for at least 5 or 10 seconds you would suffer excruciating pain around the wound, which, heh, would be all around. ;)
<10> ISeeMP: depends. "new" is usually also "unstable". besides; most distributions also upgrade their releases.
<6> Tron: I had heard that too.
<5> In other words, it's an Urban Myth that decapitation is painless.
<5> Unfortunately, it's rather diffcult to prove. ;)
<6> More of a French myth. They invented it to be a more humaine way of killing "people", and instead, is extremely cruel.
<5> I should be a Goth with my death fixation. Or a serial killer, in which I kill serials.
<5> CancerMan: Indeed.
<6> It'd be easy to prove. Find 10 people who are going to die on death row soon, and choose that as the form of execution. Tell them, that if it hurts like a Martha Focker, blink twice... If that was an E-ticket, don't bother.
<5> CancerMan: Did they invent it though? I rather think decapitation as a death penalty has been used well before the French started using it.
<10> Tron: actually... I somewhat doubt that
<11> the french invented decapitation?
<6> No. The French inventted the gillotine.
<6> But... Yeah... Sorry. :)
<10> Tron: pain are signals which are being transported to the brain. But what organ is left to do that ?
<6> Lion-O: The brain stem.
<10> CancerMan: hmmm :)
<5> CancerMan: What the French did was turn it from just decapitating someone into a weapon of terror by inventing a mechanical device - the guillotine - to perform the decapitating.
<10> CancerMan: but since that too is damaged... I have some doubts
<2> the body has plenty of muscle memory that take action before the brian gets involved
<6> I'm going to go across campus now to pick up a USB card, and a couple power strips.
<6> You guys are sick mother****ers.
<6> :D
<11> Tron: no, they invented it for precision, because the executioner would miss on occation with his axe, making the whole scene rather ugly ;)
<2> CancerMan: Why, thanks.
<5> What could be more terrifying than being transported by horse and cart through the mobs, and gradually getting closer to a guillotine?
<10> besides; if it were true then they couldn't have made that movie where Hitlers head survived and commanded new nazi troops :P
<10> Tron: getting torn apart by 4 horses :P
<6> Clone: And extremely educational to other citizens who might consider going into a career of being an ***hole.
<10> or 5 :P
<6> Tron: Or driving an American car.
<11> Tron: ever heard of the rack?
<5> Lion-O: Like, ouch.
<6> That's pretty terrifying.
<2> Lion-O: err. hitler shot himself in the head.. wouldn't it make more sense that the rest of the body survived? ;)
<11> Tron: or the black vise ;)
<5> Clone: Well at least with the rack before it killed me it'd cure my bad back ;)
<10> wlfshmn: I dunno really :P not according to this movie 8)
<6> Or having your hand pushed closer into a blender, like the fat kid in The Goonies.
<2> Lion-O: The Headless Fhrer!
<5> You have a point though. It's us humans which turn death into a method of terrorising people.
<10> wlfshmn: not that is scary :P
<2> CancerMan: The goonies rock ;)
<5> wlfshmn: The goonies? Lots of kids get into some treasure hunting scrapes?
<2> Tron: yupp
<6> Yes they do. And if Cyndi Lauper would give me the time of day, I'd be her good enough goonie.
<2> Tron: a true cl***ic ;)
<5> THAT MOVIE ****S.
<6> Either way, cross campus time.
<5> I hate it with all my black, cold heart.
<2> Tron: ;)
<2> Tron: They even made a NES game of the movie ;)
<5> Alongside with Titanic.
<2> Tron: I think I still have that around somewhere
<12> what movie?
<5> Comet: The movie Who's Name We Shall Not Speak.
<3> http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060111/lf_afp/afplifestylescience_060111144749
<3> whee!
<4> what, Goo...
<12> Voldemort had his own movie?
<5> Ka-bar: See that picture of him? THAT WAS TAKEN TODAY! That's what LSD does to you. ;)
<3> heh
<5> Ka-bar: LSD keeps you from ageing, the unfortunate side effect is that you have to live in a greyscale universe.
<5> Ka-bar: And you have to keep taking LSD, because that's what adds the colour back into your vision.
<5> SO even if everyone else sees you in greyscale, you still see in full colour. Brilliant.
<10> I see it also affects writing skillz :)
<10> bah, this crate of Amstel is going to turn me into a l33t programmer tomorrow evening 8-)
<5> Lion-O: I think not. I rather suspect it'll just make you pee more.
<5> Or if you wish, p33 more.
<3> People who drink light beer don't actually like the taste of beer, they just like to pee a lot.
<5> Lion-O: I like AMstel beer - saved me from near death one VERY hot day during a summer visit to Amsterdam a few years ago.
<10> naah
<5> Ka-bar: Light beer is really just carbonated pee anyways.
<11> Tron: amstel tastes like urine, especially on a hot day.
<5> See what I just wrote.
<11> heh.
<10> besides; people who only drink high-alcohol beer drink for the alcohol and not the beer :P
<10> be a real man and get some Jager or scotch or... ;-)
<5> SO they can have high-alcohol pee.
<11> Lion-O: the only good thing to do is smoke ;)
<10> Tron: no more whiskey?
<10> SHOCKING
<5> Lion-O: FOr a while.
<5> Lion-O: It's an experiment. I'm getting really bored with getting drunk, and/or having a hangover.
<3> Yeah, I'm laying off the alcohol for a while, too. I haven't had a drink since last night.
<10> Tron: there's a smart remark :-)
<5> Alcohol is seriously beginning to bore me.
<13> can i play warcraft 3 TFT in fedora ?
<5> wolaps: We don;t know. Can you?
<10> Tron: I hardly never get drunk. A bit tipsy, yes, but thats it. No hangovers too 8)
<13> just askin...
<14> Tron: Hardcore Christmas based sessions? ;)
<10> Tron: but keepign clean for a while is good(tm) anyway. I used to smoke that way years ago, simply stop for a week or two.
<5> Lion-O: Seems to me that nowadays even a small amount of alcohol disturbs my sleep so that in the morning I wake up feeling as if I didn't sleep that night.
<10> Tron: eeew
<5> Evii: heheh, not hard core per say. ;)
<14> Tron: Heh.
<2> Tron: I've recently found that caffeine has that effect on me nowdays, whereas it didn't use to have it
<5> Lion-O: I should feel refreshed after a night's sleep, not like I haven't slept in a week.
<5> wlfshmn: *nod*
<5> Hmm. 2m30s to the end of the uber-Sid-package upgrades.
<10> well.. AH...
<2> Tron: Then again, since my caffeine intake is almost exclusivly done in combination with m***ive quantities of simple carbs, it isn't a bad thing that I have a reason to avoid it ;)
<5> wlfshmn: You mean you gorge on biscuits when you have a coffee? ;)
<5> wlfshmn: I bought meself a rowing machine a few days ago :)
<10> 1~
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