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<0> lol, whatever works
<1> and for that he deserves a kick!
<2> kick him in the balls with high heels, he'd like that (i think)
<3> F-A-P-P-I-N-G ?
<1> DONT CONTINUE.
<2> oh geez
<3> not my fault Zymurgy here is ambigious
<0> cheeksy: you kick me in the heart, night after night :-P
<1> dogbert2: got back to food!
<1> Zymurgy: i thought it was kidney's time!
<1> oh my! dogbert2 has finally filled that void!
<0> cheeksy: you kick higher than that :)
<2> no...i'll probably eat something after bingo
<4> heh, "Login failed. The system is logging you out right now. Your account will not be available until 2007-02-11 07:48:16 Pacific time"



<1> K_F: tell me user name and p***word and i will do it for you:o)
<4> Jostein: apparently :)
<4> Jostein: my second life froze as much as my first life has
<1> dogbert2: oh yeah. cause bingo burns calories!
<1> Zymurgy: in the... head?:o)
<3> K_F: you were probably banned for spamming :P
<4> Jostein: nah, I've only been "innovating" so far
<0> cheeksy: something like that :)
<1> Zymurgy :-p
<1> Zymurgy: well... seems like it makes you happy AND kind! ;o)
<4> there we go..
<1> Zymurgy: hows the uncle? long time no hear...
<4> Jostein: I don't have a land to spam on..
<1> ;o)
<4> ooh.. I should make an OpenPGP bulletin
<0> cheeksy: I can probably go wake him for you if you like... :-P
<1> NO
<1> let him sleep for the time being :o)
<1> plus it is too early in the morning for him :o)
<5> re
<1> OldMonk
<0> cheeksy: its never too early for the uncle
<5> cheeksy
<6> !question
<1> hureq: !answer - /part #linux
<6> how do I archive a folder on server ?
<3> hureq: go away
<3> if you ask a question like that, you are NOT to run a server
<3> any particular reason we removed the aol ban?
<6> i`m a begginer...U was born with linux in your had ?
<5> hureq: please spell your words
<3> OldMonk: honestly. does it matter with this aol genius?
<5> hureq: man tar
<6> lames mother ****ers...u all think u`re supreme here
<5> Jostein: hmm, probably not now
<3> heh
<5> brb
<3> people get so touchy when I have that hat.
<7> ;)
<3> anyway. I think I need some coffee
<1> good idea
<8> anyone have any experience with creating/using svg files?
<7> safemode: not really... all I know is that svg files are vector graphics. afaik!
<8> jesus christ, no wonder nobody uses svg files. they're scalable vector graphics that are a ****ing pain in the *** to get to scale
<8> I can scale it to whatever i want if i edit the damn svg and manually enter values for the scale attribute, but getting it to automatically fill the width of a block on the HTML page is damn near impossible
<5> hehheh
<7> damn, I'm exhausted.
<1> from...?
<7> renewing 2 rooms here..
<8> ah hah. the svg must not define width and height.. I had to add a style attribute and set width and height to 100%
<7> cheeksy: new furniture and stuff.
<1> yoz: come, renovate my two rooms ;o)
<7> cheeksy: oh.. not now! really.. ;)
<1> yoz: got a headache?;o)
<7> cheeksy: no, but I'm tired like hell instead. ;)
<7> cheeksy: amazing how many things become useless and need to be cleaned up. ;)
<1> yoz: dont tell me. i packed SIX boxes and i still have so much **** left.
<9> if you have halifax login and you are ready for a deal pm me,i can cashout halifax in two hours,serious dealers pls me me for a good deal,i cashout only halifax
<7> cheeksy: *nod* way easier to renovate empty rooms ;)



<10> haha, what do women and an airplane have in common?
<10> a cock pit
<10> lindsey didn't like that one
<1> jlgaddis: for some it is a ... pit.
<11> hhaha
<7> jlgaddis: amazing word anyaway. cockpit. rofl
<12> OldMonk, kind of late no?
<7> I have lunch at 14:00 and dinner at around 20:00 ;)
<1> men are so obsessed with their penises. they name them.
<7> I don't.
<1> women are obsessed with themselves in such a more wonderful way.
<11> what, as in
<7> which way? naming a *****?
<11> haha nevermind. i don't need to hear it from you if i finish that sentence
<7> =)
<1> yoz: no, actually taking good care of it.
<1> men name women's breasts. for women they are just left and right ones. and we only touch them when we shower, apply lotion or check for lumps.
<7> which is easier ;) since it's "internal"
<1> yoz: oh no you didnt just say it.
<7> cheeksy: I would never name breasts. O.o
<7> cheeksy: ahaha
<7> OMFG! K_F got ops.
<7> erm Jostein
<3> right
<3> want me to do something about it? because I am not to blame :P
<7> ah no.
<7> harmless anyway ;)
<10> http://www.planetvids.com/html/PC-vs-Mac.html
<1> hmmmm
<7> jlgaddis: heh
<1> i just got meself a vip card for a hot hip-hop/rmb club. all i had to do is smile at a brazilian guy.
<1> now i need to find someone to smile at and get a vip card for a hot house music club.
<7> easy way to obtain things.. really.
<0> yoz: unfortunately, you and I don't have the equipment to reinforce such a smile, so it's unlikely to work for us like it would for cheeksy... :-)
<7> Zymurgy: *nod* that's the issue ;)
<7> I'd probably abuse it anyway.
<13> hmm, I have a new respect for point of sale systems. To write a decent one that gives you the most analytical capabilities isn't a simple matter. (speaking from the database side)
<10> man, spam******in is teh ****
<10> it used to be awesome
<7> yeah..
<7> it needs opterons these days
<3> yeah
<10> performance is fine, it just misses too much ****
<13> though, I do have Sendmail configured to check RBLs, valid reverse DNS, etc.
<3> I dont know what gmail uses, but their spamfilter is -excellent-
<7> jlgaddis: ah..
<13> (if you can't talk to your ISP about getting a reverse DNS, chances are you're useless, and thus shouldn't be sending mail, or your incompetent, which means you also shouldn't be sending me mail)
<13> amazing how much spam that kills.
<14> most isp's don't mind giving you a PTR?
<14> i figured it'd be like pulling teeth.
<3> good luck getting a reverse from any of the ISPs around here
<13> NineVolt, from my experience, its a thing for "business users" and other competent users.
<14> so you're saying if i demonstrate compenence, they'll hook me up with a PTR?
<14> i doubt it. sincerely.
<15> it depends on how much you want to pay
<3> around here "competent users" are not a cl*** of users recognized or served any additional services
<14> maybe if i was paying for a t1 or something.
<7> delewis: you're right.. business account are supposed to have reverse DNS
<13> NineVolt, if you happen to know some of the techs personally, they might give you one.
<14> i'm paying for business cable. i doubt they'd give me a ptr tohugh.
<13> NineVolt, they should, if you're a business user.
<10> http://pastebin.ca/350651
<14> i pay extra to have ports 80 and 25 open.
<13> ugh.
<10> That's all the **** I've added to Postfix.
<14> so i guess it might be worth looking into..


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