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<0> D-side: That's your cow orker? You poor sod.
<1> ThomasM: book sale week at the library is utter droolage
<2> D-side: this is a prefab he put together?
<3> i try to find out if she reads hustler
<4> OldMonk: my gf made me read Dune when i hadnt before
<4> OldMonk: yes.
<2> bwaahaahaa!
<5> whoa
<4> OldMonk: he ended up with no screws left and, i **** you not, 5 extra pieces
<5> OldMonk
<2> Sagoro!
<4> i was escorted from the room, physically by a friend
<2> D-side: are there enough pieces left over for a coffin?
<1> D-side: um, that is the level of construction I would expect from a dog
<4> i think i was going to kill him. i dont remember.



<2> XyZzY: or a 7-year-old
<0> D-side: Justified homicide.
<0> s/ied/iable/
<5> jgaddis: Let me know when you'll be in the "Northern" VA area...we'll link up then....or, hell, even Richmond...it's only 1.5 hours away
<0> Seriously. Between the web site and the book, the gene pool is far better off without him.
<5> OldMonk!
<4> i remember what set me off. i demanded to know why he had extra pieces and no screws left, and i asked if he followed the instructions
<5> OldMonk: What is up, yo?
<4> "instructions are for ****ers"
<1> OldMonk: no at 7 they do better
<2> Sagoro: woke up late today, what a luxury!
<6> D-side: I'll keep that in mind. I have some friends in Richmond and may try to head that way over the summer or something.
<5> OldMonk: I woke up late every single day this week
<2> Sagoro: w00t!
<4> jgaddis: you might want to tell Sagoro that.
<2> richmond is in .ca, no?
<4> .va
<4> opposite end of the country. :)
<2> oh... there's one next to vancouver too, where my bro lives
<6> D-side: Are you ****ting me (WRT the desk)?
<6> Sorry, s/D-side/Sagoro/
<0> Sagoro: Today was another day when you could've fleeced me for all I was worth, and yet... no WiFi-enabled pizza restaurants with smoking sections were nearby, so a coffee shop got all my money. Get on the ball, man.
<4> jgaddis: tell me why i shouldnt be allowed to kill him?
<5> no worries
<6> D-side: I can't. :)
<4> jgaddis: did you see the site i pasted before?
<1> that website is painful
<4> sumcrap.net
<6> D-side: His site? Yeah.
<4> i flipped out then too.
<1> at to think I probably have to drive at the same time as that brain cell deficient
<4> i asked him "when you dropped out of school in 7th grade, what were your English grades like?" "oh, i was good, i was a very creative writer"
<0> D-side: What part of the country are you in?
<4> "yes you stupid bag of ****, throwing all forms of grammar, punctuation, spelling, and capitalization is REVO-****ING-LUTIONARY you MORON"
<4> throwing OUT, that is.
<4> ThomasM: NJ
<1> maybe his lower intestines will take pitty on us all and leap up and strangle his brain
<4> i expressed my disbelief that he could have existed on this planet for 32 years (thats no typo), and not have met his end by a missing safety label
<7> Who is this?
<4> i think i might be fired come monday. i dont give a ****.
<4> reality: that **** is the brainchild of a coworker of mine.
<1> reality: I shudder to repost that website for it infecting the channel
<4> earlier this week i was told to treat him as an equal, and my response to that was.. unfriendly
<0> D-side: Is he going down on the boss or something? Any redeeming traits, at all? Like no teeth?
<4> i honestly think he's one step above what we would cl***ify as mentally retarded.
<7> Where's the guest book?
<1> that's not nice to say. the mentally retarded might be offended :)
<4> I'm not even trying to be funny, i believe this is fact.
<4> reality: OH GOD
<4> reality: great idea, i'm going to have another coworker suggest it to him
<7> Please do. That'll be fun
<7> Anybody know of a cheap *** PCI 802.11b card?
<4> reality: i explained to him that theres about 20 people scattered across the globe that want to punch him in the throat. he replied "great, my site is generating a buzz!"
<0> Governor Arnold is his favorite actor. Yeah...
<4> ThomasM: my god, you can read it?!
<0> D-side: I have to switch the sentences around, and open up my bag of verbs, but yeah.
<4> i stopped trying.
<7> I've read Faulkner...



<0> Like with suspended disbelief, I have learned through years of patience to shuffle my grammar Nazi to one side for a few moments at a time.
<0> reality: Careful.
<7> Careful about what?
<1> and I thought the 'All work and no play - Jack' screen saver was a joke.
<8> Hello all... how do you detect if a machine with gentoo installed has multiple CPUs?
<2> willychilly: cat /proc/cpuinfo
<8> Thanks Monk!
<2> np
<7> So, cheap *** PCI wireless card...suggestions.
<9> ok, so I spoke way way too soon.
<7> I'm looking for something that's not going to b0rk out on me seeing as it's going in the server
<7> And the server is going in the closet...headless...keyboardless.
<9> I'd like to say for the record that klips26 is a steaming pile of ****.
<9> kthx.
<1> reality: might also pop into #hardware. no experience with them personally
<7> XyZzY: I hate those guys
<0> reality: If you're planning to use that closet box for a file store, you'll really want to run a cable.
<7> ThomasM: File store on a 8 gig hard drive...no thanks
<4> reality: uhm... b, g?
<7> b...old school
<7> I'm probably the only person without any G hardware
<7> What's the point? Cable capped at 42 KBps
<1> bluetooth is probably going to die
<7> Up at least
<7> 3 mbit down
<4> XyZzY: not so long as there are ***holes with cell phones
<7> D-side: Woah woah now...
<7> My cell phone/server setup is nice
<2> jgaddis: you've been quite active on FD recently
<0> Good. ****ing. God. I can take no more. I perservered, and then came upon this sentence: "Wow punctuation I try 2 use it though i think it takes away from my creative process so I do not use it much."
<10> dammit
<10> where is cheeks?
<2> yeah, blame everything on creativity
<11> hey om
<11> im within missile range :)
<2> docfu
<2> docfu: send one over, with love :)
<1> ThomasM: told ya. even the most hardened masochist would vomit.
<12> hrmm...my house is comming along nicely
<11> steakk
<11> thomasm
<11> wow, 2pm already
<0> oi docfu
<11> almost time to start drinking for the day
<12> alo doc
<11> i outdrank everyone last night
<11> mustve had a gallon or so of mixed drinks
<4> docfu: hey.
<11> d-side japanese everything is small
<0> D-side: I'd offer you money to off him, but then it'd be a conspiracy.
<11> i cant believe ive spoken only japanese for 3 days straight now
<0> D-side: Please tell me he hasn't any children.
<4> docfu: bring us back tiny electronic devices that are about a year and a half ahead of the US.
<4> ThomasM: i'd have killed him by now if he did.
<11> d-side 3 years
<4> just so they'd collect the life insurance.
<11> im gonna go out drinking
<1> D-side: maybe you could suggest he work for those Jack*** movies... and then wait for the inevitable
<0> D-side: Any chance of an accidental castration?
<4> docfu: i was being kind to the american sensibilities here.
<11> i know its only the afternoon but still
<4> docfu: yes, i know. :)
<11> d-side im american
<11> you think i give a damn?
<11> anywa
<4> bring us toys.
<4> i'll pay you. i know they're cheap there.
<11> tell cheeks/tsokolat i said hi
<11> and kick silverspurg:s throat in for me
<4> he's gone man
<4> no one knows where he's at
<11> totally?
<11> awesome
<11> hey


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