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<0> I wonder if there's a brand of water with "H2O" on it. Someone should sneak in a "2"
<1> I spoke with my friend who is a chemist, he informed me that what they are reporting is not in the realm of reality
<0> Emerson: I'm sure the bloke we know as reality could come up with something better, yeah
<0> Emerson: anyhow, as I said, red bull and brylcreem isn't gonna cut it
<2> Emerson, still on phone?
<0> re Steakk
<1> he stated they are more likely to cause a nice smoke show than even cause any explosion and if they did cause one it wouldn't be big enough to take down a plane, at worst it would blow out a single window.
<2> alo Nanuq
<2> Emerson, dont need to talk in IM, just wanted to know when you were off the phone :P ..... are you the one that recommended me to Grainger ?
<3> take out a single window and explosive decompression might do the rest of the job for you
<1> Steakk: nod
<1> Liandrin: how about living in reality
<3> Emerson, I said "might"
<2> Emerson, thanks a bunch for the recommendation ... i just created an account w/them today, and dropped $808.88 there
<0> Liandrin: well, if you think the Mythbusters ep on this is worth anything
<1> Liandrin: there is no might, it's not possible



<3> Emerson, fine, then.
<3> (that's not supposed to sound snarky or something)
<4> mythbusters made a bullet hole, didn't blow out a window
<1> snarky?
<0> whitecap: they did eventually, no?
<4> Nanuq: not that i recall
<1> whitecap: they did blow out the window to see if it would cause a decompression and it wont..
<3> Nanuq, this is Mythbusters. think of the demolition of the concrete truck.
<5> hm, methinks I will head out to the pub... I need a beer or 3
<0> Liandrin: refresh my DRAM?
<3> Nanuq, they were trying to see if you could remove hardened cement from the barrel of a cement truck.
<2> Emerson, got everything I need from punchdowns (66 block and 110 block), testers, toners, you name it I got it ... even Zip ties :)
<1> Steakk: kewl
<0> Liandrin: and?
<3> Nanuq, it didn't work very well, so they ended up loading the rest of their explosives into one of the trucks, backing off a couple miles, and detonating it
<3> Nanuq, there wasn't any truck left
<0> o/~ ohh suzie q.. ohh suzie q..
<6> nothing like riding 45 miles home on a bike in a big*** thunderstorm
<3> jlgaddis, hail?
<0> er, susie?
<0> Oh well, gives me an excuse to use the 'z' key
<3> Nanuq, my aunt Susan hates that song. ;)
<0> Liandrin: Oh yeah?
<1> Liandrin: wtf is snarky?
<0> Liandrin: Reminds me of Q-Link
<3> Emerson, the "fine, then" comment wasn't meant to sound angry or rude or anything of that nature
<6> Liandrin: no, just strong *** winds and lots of rain
<3> jlgaddis, well, that was a plus, then
<6> q-link made me think of q-bert
<0> !@#$
<6> Liandrin: yeah
<3> jlgaddis, no tornadoes either, or you'd be in Oz now ;)
<1> Liandrin: the problem is that Snark is a word made up by Lewis Carrol and snarky isn't a word.
<3> Emerson, it is in my dialect of English, but I'll be damned if I can come up with a decent definition for it
<1> Liandrin: where are you from ?
<5> it's slang
<3> Emerson, Canada
<1> Tamahome: I have a problem with slang words like snarky that no one can define because it's the act of being a snark which is a made up creature
<5> picky picky picky
<1> so does that mean snarky would be the act of being a made up creature?
<0> jlgaddis: was just boarding when you appeared
<1> Liandrin: my fiance uses the word too, and I give her all sort of hell of it as well
<0> jlgaddis: eh about five minutes prior
<1> s/of/for
<0> Liandrin: now I've a word that's a bit like that, but I can't recall it
<0> Tamahome: enjoy
<1> Tamahome: drink one for me
<6> must've been delayed then, i think he said he was due to depart at 7.15pm
<6> that was an hour and a half ago
<6> later sean
<1> jlgaddis: that would not be surprising
<0> 20:33 <schitzo> heh.. ohhhh, we're about to board the plane.. later kids
<0> Liandrin: dammit now this is gonna bug me. haven't used it in eons.
<2> there, batteries installed in me toner
<0> Steakk: whoa, my knowledge of laser printers is still in 1999... batteries?
<2> Nanuq, haha
<2> wrong kind of toner :)



<0> Steakk: for your abs?
<2> line toner, to figure out which end of a group of wires is the wire you want
<0> never heard that term ***ociated with such a device
<2> what do you call it?
<2> a telephone?
<0> no idea. wire thingy.
<0> or just thingy.
<7> lol
<8> man I'd like to know what in the **** the lebanese have thats capable of lighting up a bunch of Merkavas
<0> Steakk: dunno, tend not to do wiring.
<2> Nanuq, http://www.grainger.com/images/products/enlarged/XL-5ZZ63.JPG
<2> that thing
<2> $109.40 for that ****er too
<9> why does increasing the ram from 128 to 256 crash x server? win xp works. memtest86 didnt reveal any problems in 6 hours
<10> why blame the ram?
<11> max_steel: what card?
<9> i810
<0> Steakk: looks more medical
<2> far from medical, heh
<10> time for ZZZZzzzzz or something
<0> Steakk: maybe for an android
<9> atompngn: the 128mb ram i had was of hyundai , the new one is of hynix
<9> atompngn:my chipset is i810e
<9> atompngn:pentium 3
<11> It's probably the video driver, not the RAM
<9> atompngn:because the 128mbram doesnt crash X
<9> atompngn: each time i use the 256 mb one, it crashes
<6> had to actually get up out of my leather chair for that
<11> max_steel: Have you tried reconfiguring X?
<9> i havent touched xorg.conf before or after using the new RAM
<12> meep!
<6> hey cappicard
<12> heya jgaddis
<12> how goes it?
<11> max_steel: pastebin your conf somewhere
<9> atompngn:ok
<2> jlgaddis, why is term'n cat6 a PITA?
<13> Welp folks...my months and months of cable issues have finally ended
<6> Steakk: i'm not used to doing it and don't like to do it
<6> it was already in place (mostly), i just had to terminate the one ends into new data jacks and the other ends at the patch panels
<2> jlgaddis, terminating into a patch cable type thing, or into a wall jack?
<11> max_steel: There is one on getlinuxhelp.org you may use
<3> punching down phone lines is bad enough
<6> Steakk: both
<2> jlgaddis, thats what I do for a living ... i love it
<6> one end at a patch panel, the other end into wall jacks into a new office
<3> especially with 66 blocks
<9> atompngn:http://paste.getlinuxhelp.org/2528
<6> i had two cables running from one area to another area, then four cables from that area back to the lan closet
<6> so i piddle ***ed around and spent hours on it =)
<6> i usually make our student workers do it, but i had them doing other ****
<2> Liandrin, try doing 15 lines at a 66 block, then using 25 pair, patching that into a 110 block at the IDF, then running 100 pair from that to the MDF and fixing the local telco's mistakes at the IDF
<2> err, mistakes at the MDF
<11> max_steel: looking at it
<6> i would *not* wanted to have been the guys who wired up the building i'm in
<6> 325 phone lines and about 1400 data lines
<11> max_steel: Do you have drm_i810 module loaded?
<3> Steakk, we had a 700 pair MDF in the basement feeding a 700 pair IDF in the machine room, and 200 of those went to a secondary IDF
<14> hi!, can you install debian on a 2nd partition (Windows already in the 1st)??
<1> jpcansa: www.google.com
<2> Liandrin, I wired a new mall setup ... 8 IDF's, each of those had 10 100pair running to it...from there, there were 15 25 pair that ran to the 66 blocks
<2> NOT fun
<14> thx
<13> jpcansa: If you don't know the answer to that, you might want to try Ubuntu first
<8> HAHAHAHAH this is the funniest **** I've read all day
<8> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796366/
<9> atompngn: right now i am using my 128mb chip, how do i check?
<3> Steakk, my first experience punching lines down was the day we replaced the PBX
<9> atompngn: right now i am using my 128mb chip, how do i check?
<2> Liandrin, I am learning as I go now
<3> Steakk, my coworker did the first couple of extensions before saying, "**** this, I have to go figure out how to program this thing, you punch the extensions down"
<3> Steakk, and he handed me the tool, and off he toddled


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