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<0> ****ing $client wanted bg music on this page ... ****ing ****s...its so TACKY
<1> Steakk: Put your foot down.
<2> BG music is EVIL
<0> so just made a 1x1 px swf file with the mp3 they wanted
<3> .lol...
<0> maybe I'll get around to adding a pause button to it
<1> ugh.
<4> Steakk: Yes! Make people click on the single pixel to pause it! :D
<3> Steakk: make it a "Play music" button instead, so the USER can decide.
<0> $client wants it when page loads
<0> $client pays bills
<0> $client wins
<3> huh? ANd what marketing advantage is $client going to gain by having $music on $page? $-45%. Market wins, $client loses.
<0> its not like I am going to put his site in my portfolio or anything
<3> Thank goodness.
<1> On the other hand, how many people are going to immediately close the window because of the music?



<0> Falchion, good point
<1> Steakk: Did I mention I'm now handling my company's marketing stuff? :)
<0> Falchion, cant say you have
<1> Steakk: Oh, in that case, guess what?
<0> Falchion, what?
<0> heh
<5> well, I had coconut shrimp and 4 steaks last night
<3> Anyhow, on a totally different subject, http://flying-brick.blogspot.com/
<1> Steakk: I have a penis. And I handle the marketing stuff for my company :)
<0> like, no way!
<1> Viking667: I see your URL and I use you a NSFW URL: http://hottiewatch.blogspot.com/
<0> tsk tsk tsk....someone's blog;s first post is about pirating music
<2> mmmmm hotties
<0> wh00t, like that URL Falchion
<1> Steakk: Good one, no? :)
<0> http://www.hottiewatch.org/media/hwi/2006/09/07-randams04.jpg <-- nsfw
<3> heh. Haven't seen that one. I'll go take a look.
<1> There is always http://www.chicksnbreasts.com/ too
<2> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<1> Steakk: http://www.chicksnbreasts.com/?p=3876
<0> Falchion, nice URL
<0> almost as good as some porn I have here
<1> Yes, but the content changes at those URLs,unlike your porn :)
<3> oh gawd.
<0> true
<0> heh
<3> so. What'yall think?
<1> of.....?
<3> the green blog
<0> green blog?
<0> i was lookin at porn blogs
<1> http://spaghettiicecream.com/welcome.htm WTF
<0> I see a girl in green panties on this blog, does that count?
<1> Viking667: Uh.. Bored me :P
<3> *sigh* - programming will never compete with hotties...
<1> Steakk: Dakota!
<0> hrm?
<1> Steakk: The girl.
<0> her name is dakota?
<0> Viking667, who's blog is that?
<0> Falchion, dunno...no headings for it ... was just in a line of 400 other vids
<0> numerous players embedded on that site
<1> Oh, thought you meant from th ehottie page.
<0> http://www.chicksnbreasts.com/?p=5503
<0> that one
<5> s/st/b/
<1> heh
<0> hahaha
<3> Steakk: the flying-brick one.
<0> Viking667, its just another blog, or so it seems
<1> Viking667: Your blog?
<0> Viking667, I have never liked blogs to begin with though
<0> unless they are video blogs of hot chicksnbreasts
<3> okay, so no-one gives a flying banana... great.



<1> Pretty much :)
<0> Viking667, what were you asking about exactly?
<2> I got used to that ages ago
<0> layout? colors? content?
<3> Content.
<2> no one reads my blog either
<3> I already know the layout's not great, and the colors are ...yeah.
<1> Blogs aren't meant to be read. They're meant to let you babble annonymously so nobody knows it's you that's whining.
<2> LOL
<3> Falchion: huh???
<0> haha
<2> I mean, some of the stuff out there really is banal
<1> most.
<0> http://static.flickr.com/49/128500651_f87767a010.jpg?v=0 <-- O.o (not necessarily nsfw, but, not necessarily safe either)
<0> borderline
<2> gotta love that word, "borderline"
<0> At first sight it may look like she has big boobs, but I think it's just the sweater being too small really.
<0> http://www.chicksnbreasts.com/?m=20060522 <-- wh00t, those archives fall on my 25th bday (05222006)
<1> Her boobs are normal sized, she's just as big as a smurf, that's all.
<1> the rest of her i mean. Meh.
<0> DAMNIT Falchion! I am supposed to be workign here, not looking at softcore porn
<1> Steakk: Don't blame me.
<0> YOU Posted chicksnbreasts
<1> YOUR went to it.
<1> YOU
<0> s/uour/you ?
<0> heh
<2> exactly, you only have yourself to blame
<1> shaddap, ****er! :P
<0> http://static.flickr.com/52/149498321_d11fe2fc21.jpg <-- i'd **** her
<0> ...twice
<1> twice each hole.
<0> http://static.flickr.com/45/144584253_689747dc86.jpg <-- HOLY **** ... imagine what you could do with HER in bed (NSFW)
<6> hello
<0> eidolon, you must be at least 18 or older to be in here right now
<1> eidolon: die die die
<5> Steakk, she'd break you (again and again)
<0> dogbert2, I'd let her
<7> and a slayer fan :P
<0> heh
<6> is it possible to get the output from a command, run over ssh like `ssh $HOST "mycommand"` ?
<5> pfft, you'd be dead after s3x0rz with her
<6> Steakk, actually i am :)
<6> Falchion ?
<7> eidolon: sure it is.
<7> pipe it or use command substitution ('man <your shell here>').
<6> Lion-O, care to share your knowledge? i was hoping it did it by default, but it doesn't seem like it
<7> I think I did.
<6> Lion-O, you did :)
<8> eidolon: ****, just read the ssh man page.
<8> haha, I mean, damn. it's right in the synopsys.
<8> er, synopsis even.
<6> siglite, i think i must be blind :(
<8> likely.
<6> oh crap! sorry, folks.
<6> ... i hadn't updated my script on both sides, and on the server side it piped the output to a log-file :P
<8> I think that qualifies as pebkac
<2> indeed.
<6> yes, unfortunatly :/
<9> Greetings all.
<10> eidolon: I've heard that's directly proportional to *********ion. I seem to be immune though, to the blindness (not *********ion).
<6> atompngn :)
<2> AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<8> hahah
<5> Falchion, see what keyboarding with one hand has caused?
<1> Many typos?
<2> LOL!
<1> Sticky KBs?
<5> no no, rumor has it if you jacked off too much, you'd go blind
<6> would you say "making backup" or "doing backup" or something else ?


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