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<0> there's a certain level of physical fitness required. :)
<1> those i meen*
<1> ??
<2> Strider: When I actually _met_ her later on, I discovered she wasnt anywhere near "cute" :P
<0> Jostein: lol
<2> so I'm sort of weary of "cute sounding" girls. heh
<3> hehe
<4> Jostein, weary? or wary?
<2> Liandrin: sorry. last one
<2> K_F: queue is over there
<3> nah, it is up at BI
<2> heh
<2> too bad I need to get early up tomorrow
<3> I can actually start responding to the flirtations now that I'm single
<3> it is rather exciting really
<5> K_F: Holy crap dude, loosen up a bit and you'll get a chick. heh
<5> "Started responding to flirtations."
<0> well, they're cute when in civies
<3> synapsis: only a week and a half since I dumped the last one
<5> K_F: Likewise.
<3> latest*
<3> figured a grace period was reasonable
<2> heh
<3> she still keep calling me though
<2> K_F: those "grace periods" are for girls only, right? :P
<5> K_F: Yeah, mine gave me a booty call last night.
<3> jup, those..
<5> While I was with another chick.
<3> actually acted on the first of them for some reason
<3> hehe
<2> anyway... this one has to be shopped right? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/jbo13/2-0783_Penguin_Crossing_Sign.jpg
<5> I act on all of em. heh
<6> synapsis: a gleesome threesome then>
<6> ?
<5> DaveHowe: Been there done that, not as fun as you'd think.
<5> Besides, these two chicks don't get along.
<6> synapsis: been there, done that, lots of fun provided the girls are friendly to each other
<2> DaveHowe: it actually sounds like more work than fun. one girl can wear me out more than enough
<3> synapsis: since when do two chicks get along when there is a man in the picture?
<2> lol
<6> Jostein: that's the beauty of it - you can take a break and just watch :)
<5> K_F: It's happened to me, rarely.
<5> There's a story behind the reason they don't get along tho.
<5> So they really don't get along.
<3> ah,ok.
<6> mind you, if you want to sleep afterwards dont' get stuck in the middle - girls are like little radiators...
<3> well, if there is a reason behind it, it might be justified
<5> DaveHowe: Oh man, no kidding.
<2> DaveHowe: lol
<7> DaveHowe: or just love being warm
<2> DaveHowe: you forgot the "magnetic" part
<5> DaveHowe: But the first night I didn't sleep at all. One in each arm and I had a big grin on my face all night. Thinking, "I'm da man!"
<6> synapsis: ended up getting a spare quilt, draping one over each girl, with a gap down the middle for heat to exhaust :)
<5> My solution was to send one girl to my friend's house.
<6> Jostein: yeah, its like there is a competition for how close they can cling to their side of you...
<5> He still owes me, 9 years later. Bastard.
<2> synapsis: hehe
<5> That was a funny phone call. heh "Hey man, Desi's over here and horny, I'm sending her over there." "No ****, hook it up!"
<2> indeed
<8> in The Godfather, what was Connie's husband's name?
<8> i cant remember and i dont want to imdb. that would be cheating.
<2> synapsis: was she like -tiny-? :P
<5> D-side: This is still cheating. You don't deserve to win at Trivial Pursuit.
<4> or even a crossword puzzle
<8> no, i'm watching it now and i forget.
<5> Jostein: Desi was a 17 year old natural blonde, very thin.
<4> sounds like jailbait
<2> synapsis: I was more thinking about her name
<2> synapsis: 1/10th women :P
<8> pfeh.
<6> 17 is legal here. hell, becky is only 18 now...
<5> Jostein: You'll have to send me som of the crack you are smoking.. I don't understand.
<4> Jostein, Desi != deci-
<5> Oh.
<3> Liandrin: in Norwegian it is :)
<2> Liandrin: its written desi in .no-language
<4> ah
<2> synapsis: my crack is working 11hours a day minimum allweek
<5> DaveHowe: That was *bad*.
<6> synapsis: I .no :)
<5> Gah! Make it stop!
<2> synapsis: appology accepted? :P
<8> wtf. why isnt this booting
<5> Jostein: Well you have to ***ume that I don't know Norwegian prefixes. :P
<2> synapsis: Couldnt remember that it was deci in silly english :P
<7> DaveHowe: 16 is legal here too ;-P
<4> here it's '14 (18)'
<6> whyzzyrd: I know. becky was dating smsie when she was 16 :)
<8> 14?
<8> wow.
<5> Here it's 18.
<3> 16 here
<8> age of consent varies in the us.
<3> http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm
<4> 14, unless the other person is >18 and in a position of responsability or authority over the person <18, or for anal *** (regardless of the genders of the partners involved)
<7> DaveHowe: surely that made him old enough to be her father? ;-P
<5> I heard in Tennesse it's "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."
<8> Liandrin: what, anal *** is prohibited by law there?
<4> D-side, only for persons <18
<5> It is here.
<8> oh.
<4> which, while discriminating against gays, offends me a lot less than US laws that boil down to "anything except missionary style *** between a man and a woman is illegal"
<4> (e.g. Virginia)
<8> some states in the US have that as a law, regardless of age.
<8> which is utter horse****.
<8> Liandrin: indeed.
<6> whyzzyrd: yeah, probably. still, the same could be said for me in spades, given I am a little older than smsie :)
<2> Liandrin: sounds like smoking hot fun
<3> Liandrin: what I fail to see is why people care so much what happend in the privacy of someones home in the Land of the Free
<7> DaveHowe: heh.
<4> I'm married, and while we have an open marriage, I'm generally not interested in anyone under 21 anyway
<2> K_F: its the land of the free. they should be free of naughty stuff :P
<5> Damn, a lot of the .us is 16 for consent. I feel ripped off.
<2> Liandrin: my bad
<3> Jostein: one interprentation of it, yes
<5> Liandrin: How old are you, tho? (If I may ask.)
<4> synapsis, 28
<5> 'cause I've noticed the lower age limit moves with the person's age.
<4> it does indeed
<5> Except for me, dunno my lower age limit yet. I was with a 21 y/o yesterday.
<4> but for me, the biggest motivator in my rising lower age limit is -maturity-
<6> here in the uk its legally 16 for hetro, regardless - but a blind eye is turned if the partner is around the same age
<5> I only take maturity into consideration if I want to actually date someone.
<4> while age is no guarantee of maturity, the probability of finding someone of age X who has an acceptable degree of maturity increases with age
<4> well, this isn't exactly the place to go into the mechanics of our open marriage
<5> But if I just wanna get laid... I don't **** maturity.
<2> heh
<2> synapsis: yups. but Im usually to lazy to do -any- effort just to get laid
<5> So am I.
<2> If I ever work on a woman, its because I want more than ***
<5> I don't.
<5> I don't have time or patience for a relationship right now.
<4> I'll note, though, that it's been two or three years since I've bothered to invoke the open clause
<5> DaveHowe: See, it's not a one night tho.... you keep them around for seconds.
<4> mostly because I can't be bothered
<3> synapsis: you should see someone about that...
<5> About what?
<3> nevermind..
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