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<0> no.
<0> syn: OK cool.
<1> Sean: store it in an inculde, and have that script checked whether it's an include or not.
<2> There might be a better method now, but that's what I did about 4 years ago. heh
<3> I always used includefiles with MySQL
<3> But they may have come up with something better
<4> Tamahome: longin and pw can be public if you restrict access of (login and pw) to db only from httpd ip
<2> I haven't touched PHP in years. The TODO comments in the code on my site are pretty damn old. ;)
<3> havent touched much php lately either
<3> thank god :P
<1> synapsis: So what do you use now?
<2> Nothing.
<2> I don't code. heh
<2> I watch cartoons instead.
<1> lol



<2> Uh oh, is it me?
<5> :)
<1> Funny to see how many people have used php before and dropped it again.
<6> all in one
<7> anyone seen steg? I got something that will humor him
<2> Coma: I actually liked it. I just don't like coding anymore.
<6> Steakk: he stopped visiting over here. but he's on Neko
<2> Lost too many Python ****s, convos?
<7> he is?
<6> amazing
<6> synapsis: stegix delay I guess
<1> synapsis: I've moved from mostly perl cgi to php and back to perl again, and that's where I'm staying... for now anyway
<2> Perl looks like Japanese.
<1> synapsis: Hey, I used to write in ***embly, it looks like poetry to me :P
<2> The last thing I wrote was ***embly. Converting opcodes by hand. heh
<0> Perl's lack of structure is distressing
<8> _/nick rubberduckyslut
<8> oh ****
<2> *flip pages in reference book* *type 8D* *flip pages in reference book*
<8> *cough*
<1> That's how I started, with zilog's z80 spec sheets next to me
<2> I was using a 68HC11.
<1> synapsis: moto's 68xxx rocks too
<2> I was adding a A/D conversion for a wideband O2 sensor into the EFI computer on my car.
<9> damn I'm knackered
<1> Morning, Simawn.
<9> mornin' coma :)
<9> altho it's kinda late and I need to get to sleep, even tho I got loads of work to do still :-(
<10> I keep seeing sweet twin turbo setups on the forum ...cheap too.. But right now it's either "drop money on car or try to get my own place (house or such) and the latter always wins
<1> szymon: Work pays, doesn't it?
<11> ooooh, lunch time.
<0> heya Kim
<1> Timezones keep putting me off ;)
<12> good night
<1> Night, K_F.
<10> i'm gonna draw a cartoon depicting synapsis losing all his car ****... and he will cry and cry and have to kill babies
<0> Ed: you're mean
<7> he already does all that
<10> i know. It's harsh when you gotta resort to drawing cartoons
<10> but you know, he just pushed me to it
<7> lol
<9> hrm
<9> tell Lion-O you no like me no more :-(
<9> tell won't work on her e:-(
<1> Or it was already.
<10> so yea..that's right bitch.. **** with me and then you'll get a cartoon about you... what now? It's a cartoon bitch, you can't handle that hurt
<10> that's right.. you'll be forced to beat yourself ..and others
<13> whats the command to overwrite a file in linux
<14> basilisks: uh?
<14> basilisks: just overwrite it



<10> man overwritemyfile
<1> basilisks: Overwrite with what?
<10> draw a cartoon about the file's religious beliefs. Not only will it suicide bomb itself into /dev/null, but it will destroy various directories on the way out of anger
<9> this is useless, I'm getting *no* work done
<9> think I might go to sleep, then wake up really early
<14> this thing's documentation ****s hard :/
<11> bored.
<11> ah, cheers!
<6> my javabot is going to kick some *** 8)
<1> Fsck. Got to love it when firefox, safari and ie render even the tiniest bit of css completely different.
<11> "time to teach us some newbie ***"
<11> Coma: that's pretty typical unfortunately
<1> Lion-O: Put it on here so we can kick its *** ;P
<6> Coma: we'll do!
<11> i'm not sure why we let the browser-makers set the "standards" :P
<1> Cynic: And here I am, trying to play w3 compliant.
<11> yeah, good luck with that :P
<1> Last time I read any standard there wasn't even html 4.0 yet and now I'm trying to cope with xhtml 1.0 strict :/
<11> may as well analyse the logs, see what browsers are visiting most, and focus the css towards the most popular ;)
<1> Cynic: ****, no! You sound like that moron that wrote css for dummies *cough*
<11> haha
<6> Coma: oh wait... here being undernut. naaah, its gonna be a neko bot
<6> Coma: perhaps going to be promoted to oper so it can kill the network once and for all :P
<0> how good/bad is the server JVM anyways? does it chew up memory like a bitch?
<1> Lion-O: That makes it even better *eyes bot policies*
<15> Hey, what's wrong with CSS For Dummies?!
<11> CeruleanD: it's for... dummies?
<6> Coma: oops... damn, shouldn't confes my terrorist campaigns in public
<1> Cynic: Worse.
<15> oh, right
<1> Cynic: The author actually promotes writing only for the "majority", while trying to explain standards.
<1> Oh, and complains about the w3 checkers being too strict, that really did it for me.
<9> nite nite folks, off to sleep
<0> BLEH, you can't use now() in an INSERT on MySQL
<0> oh wait yes you can
<0> my bad
<6> oooh
<1> Sean: you can
<6> autoways! ;-)
<1> duh
<11> Coma: yeah, that's pretty sad... it's ultimately the browsers' faults though, imho
<11> heya sean
<0> hiya Kim, how's stuff?
<1> Cynic: It's not even out yet and I already fear ie7 :/
<11> stuff is blah. eating to p*** the time.
<0> cool, sounds like a plan
<0> eating is always good
<0> I'mma just wrap up this test and then I'll go watch some anime
<1> Sean: Just don't kill gonzo ;)
<0> with dual 866's that will be difficult :P
<11> i'm in one of those "i have 1000 things to do but can be bothered doing 0 of them" moods
<11> s/can/can't/
<11> uh, no, make that "can".
<0> LOL
<1> Sean: I can have mysql make a dual xeon 2.something crawl :P
<0> John: well, that's you! :P~
<1> No, it just plainly ****s at slightly larger datasets
<16> anybody in here know how to get in to the bios on a compaq deskpro 4000???
<16> i have tried F1 to 12 and del and ctrl+alt+esc
<0> version twerps
<11> fredforfaen: rtfm?
<1> fredforfaen: In the worst case you'll need some special bios floppy or perhaps cd
<0> fredforfaen: Compaq's support site probably does
<15> Try insert
<15> Actually, with that system, the deskpro 4000, you have to hit CTRL-ALT-F1 and CTRL-F10-Del, all at the same time.
<0> LOL


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