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<0> siglite: the `d part is probably "would", but beats me what "a local" is
<1> i think date
<1> or something
<1> #Hackers.From.All.Over.The.World.Unite what a stupid channel name
<2> yeah, should be #Hackers.of.the.world.cat
<3> hah
<4> heya, I got a problem with amsn, it gives me "Application initialization failed: this isn't a Tk application" , I am suspection that this is a xorg config error, can anyone help me out?
<5> Hikikomori of the world, unite!
<6> bolsh: what makes you think that?
<4> Ka-bar: some google'ing, but ofcourse, I might be wrong
<7> whats up ksh
<4> Ka-bar: ofcourse, I am open to suggestions
<8> *shrug*
<2> sounds like a tk error to me



<2> like amsn is a wrapper script or something
<6> bolsh: well, not knowing *anything* about 'amsn', I'd have to p***, other than to state that getting a Tk error generally does not indicate an xorg problem.
<4> okay, is there a command "wm" ?
<4> Error in startup script: can't invoke "wm" command: application has been destroyed
<6> bolsh: Reading http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html will greatly increase the chances of getting a useful answer instead of getting an icepick in the ear.
<2> maybe he WANTS an icepick in the ear?
<6> Hmmm...
<4> sorrymac
<9> smsie: that's rude ;)
<2> cyberpunk: **** off
<2> what do people want from me?
<2> I come here to relax
<3> smsie: a blowjob. Oh, and thier computer problems fixed.
<2> I work all day dealing with incompetent arseholes and writing **** code
<9> Don't mind me!
<10> Hey i'd settle for the blowjob
<2> I'd *like* to write good code, but that's not allowed
<6> they make you write **** code????
<2> nah, they just make me deliver in timeframes that make good code impossible
<2> well, that's this month
<2> usually it's pretty good
<6> ah. yeah, I know the routine.
<6> no time to do it right...
<2> yep
<2> so I wind up with 1500 lines of *BODGE*
<2> it's going to be a ****ing *nightmare* to maintain
<11> smsie: no "first update" scenario possible?
<2> with 7 more large projects they want before christmas?
<11> Basicly what some software vendors do; release a "not too superb" product and fixing some things with the first update.
<2> Lion-O: yeah, I';m not a vendor. This is in-house stuff. It will go live and never be rewritten
<8> yuck
<11> smsie: ah ok.
<8> I feel your pain, though
<8> same applies here too
<12> s/some software vendors/microsoft/; s/first/eighth/
<2> when it breaks, or needs change, I'll bodge the hell out of it again
<2> my place is usually not like this
<13> heh
<2> just this project
<2> it's already 4 weeks late (Not My Fault)
<13> if you could eat spaghetti code, I wouldnt need to buy food :P
<14> Ka-bar: If that were the case, you could ask Ka-bar to write you Hello World and you wouldn't need any more food for the rest of your life. Nor would Ethiopia.
<4> Jostein: s/food/grandiosa
<13> replacing DateTime.ToString() with DateTime.ToString("r") was so much work :P
<13> bolsh: ugh
<11> Jostein: hehe
<13> Lion-O: no coffee?
<13> you cant code without coffee!
<6> Falchion: you're going to look pretty funny rolling around the office with a Segway crammed up your ***
<14> heh
<14> Yeah, I would.
<13> bolsh: had that yesterday. that and a heeluva lot to drink :P
<11> Jostein: true, but I don't plan on hard and serious work. Had a rough day too so beer it is, I'll probably last 2 - 3 hours :)
<13> hrhr
<5> JJ
<11> then its shifting the attention to the appserver for "tuning" and when that breaks I'll just watch some pr0n :P
<13> speaking of rough day. I went out to a friend drinking yesterday. got home 3:30pm today :P



<13> so... now that Ive gotten some rest, the plan is to convert some coffee into production code
<11> hehe
<13> ey n00q
<15> re
<11> Hi there OldMonk
<15> Lion-O
<15> lots of action tonight, huh?
<8> heya OldMonk
<15> ksh
<8> 'sup?
<15> ...sleepy...
<8> so sleep
<16> Bah. wmp doesn't want to connect to streaming video on 110
<15> sleep is so boring
<8> sleeping is my favorite hobby
<6> cosmicron: you've done nothing but change your nick several times since you've been here.
<17> "my friend doesnt like you"
<6> D-side: eh?
<6> coffinspire: stop that
<11> fishy indeed
<18> hey all
<18> anyone have recommendations on how i could add a line after ever paragraph in a text file which has been improperly formatted?
<18> doing a s/\n/\n\n/g doesnt work
<18> OldMonk, ideas?
<15> perl -e ...
<18> eeh, what after it? :)
<15> nah, do it in python
<15> perl ****s
<18> no, the way i was thiking of doing it is flawed irrespective of what i use..
<8> pen and paper
<18> sigh.. yeah yeah, whatever..
<18> now that you have your price..
<15> repeat after me: python ****s
<18> i have just two words for you..
<18> *it doesn't*
<6> OldMonk++
<18> hehe but either way - what kind of a regexp would you recommend?
<15> a perl regexp, of course!
<18> GRRR
<0> vIkSiT: what do you want to do again? (in more detail)
<15> ah, it's pretty simple in perl
<18> mod-, a text file with paragraphs that are too close together - without any empty lines separating them
<18> OldMonk, pray expound then!
<15> then how do you distinguish a paragraph?
<19> what is OSF1 ?//
<0> yeah, that's what i was about to ask myself
<18> OldMonk, in vim for instance, the text has wrapped, and there is a \n only after a paragraph ends
<15> oh, then it's trivial
<18> i thought so too..
<0> vIkSiT: ah, so paragraphs are lines essentially? and you want to have a blank line between every normal line?
<18> yep.
<15> too trivial for me
<15> let some python weenie try it
<18> OldMonk, you just dont know how to do it do you..
<0> sed 's/$/\n/' should do
<15> i've already done it
<18> aha. now i know why it wasn't happening in vim
<18> the file is about 2MB in size, and vim tries to ****ing substitute it and probably hangs when doing so
<18> crashes, as a result of which the file gets saved in a .swp but the original didnt.
<18> weird
<18> ty mod- ..
<20> vIkSiT, sed -i should do it quite happily too.
<0> you're welcome
<18> as for OldMonk .. tsk tsk, your tiny tattles about whats a better language..
<18> hehe
<15> let's see your python one-liner then
<0> vIkSiT: sed a\\\\
<0> :-p
<15> cat $file | while read x ; do echo "$x" ; echo ; done
<15> only shell builtins!


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