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<0> Tron...it's more simple to use something to obscure the plate with selective bending of light :)
<1> yeah, thermite isn't an explosive. But it burns hot as ****.
<2> dogbert2: Indeed, but police here are rather strict when it comes to how your number plates look.
<3> Hi !
<1> borogonev: Not yet!
<3> anyone read the channel ?
<1> No. Nobody here
<0> Tron, I have a cover on mine which allows the plate to be read just fine from straight on, but blurs the numbers when viewed at an angle
<3> anyone want to help me about configuring the network ?
<3> I have very strange problem
<4> borogonev: someone in #linuxhelp might want to
<1> borogonev: not really
<3> ok
<4> hence the 'help' portion of the channel name
<3> thank you
<0> hey guys...how do you handle a .gnu extension?



<5> running Fedora Core 5. How do I handle / extract packages with .gnu extensions?
<4> dogbert2: what's 'file' say?
<4> dogbert2: you and LSzilard sharing a brain?
<0> no, he asked me a question...
<4> ahh ok
<0> file something.gnu
<0> it's identifies as g0at-pr0n :)
<5> schitzo: 'file' says ELF 32-bit LSB executable,
<0> that's a binary
<4> just try and run the thing then
<0> hopefully it ain't a rootkit :)
<5> just wanted to be sure... never saw a .gnu extension on a binary executable
<6> dogbert2: Coworker has one of those plate covers. And he has 2 pictures of his plate that show up perfectly that were included in the paperwork for when he was being fined for running tollbooths (he wasn't really, hid speedp*** just wasn't read)
<0> heh...executables can be anything in unix or linux :)
<0> Falchion...mine is slightly modified on the inside :)
<0> cool rocket motor :)
<7> hmm
<0> CNN:
<0> Don't use your cellphone within 50 feet of a suspicious object, you might detonate something'...
<0> bwhahahaha
<7> dogbert2: instead, gesticulate your concern to a nearby LEO
<8> hiyas
<0> nodz...:)
<5> welp... i chmod'ed the thing to +x, and it just sat there after i tried to run it
<5> didn't do anything
<0> lszilard... try 'strace <file>' and see if you get any output
<5> k
<1> dogbert2: oh, ffs.
<9> LSzilard: perhaps best use "file" against it to be sure what kind of file you're dealing with.
<0> Lion-O, he did...said it was a excutable
<9> aaah ok
<0> lszilard, what does strace show
<10> hi *
<1> tavi-san: not yet
<1> :)
<5> dogbert2: it gives a bunch of read-only errors, can't find some headers, and that it can't execute
<0> strange...
<5> the scheduler detached the process and then killed it
<11> wow
<11> that USB read-only thing turned out to be pebkac.
<10> siglite: everything not going right is pebcak :)
<11> stupid checkbox in the application I was using.
<0> hmmmph
<0> poor siglite
<10> siglite: how did that ipsec thingie turn out?
<12> siglite: HAHAHAHA
<5> dogbert2: well, here --- it's the second one down: http://boinc.bio.wzw.tum.de/boincsimap/appdownloads.php
<12> siglite: i mean... how unfortunate
<10> kick BeshiMa please
<10> his nick is retarded
<12> what does it mean?
<5> dogbert2: (yeah, my ancient-***ed Athlon 1.3 Ghz doesn't have SSE support)
<5> dogbert2: in the "Application" column, it's the second file down.
<10> something like "**** off"
<0> that's wierd...just had a thought...get a simap tarball, unpack it, and compile it yourself
<0> that's usually what I do when I can't get a RPM or exec. to work properly
<5> dogbert2: "get a simap tarball"?



<5> what makes you so sure they're available?
<0> well, something had to be used to BUILD the executable or RPM
<5> dogbert2: right, but that doesn't mean the tarball is just out there for me to grab
<0> crap, it's like seti@home...
<13> anyone here know how to see when people log in/out of your nix box? Be it through ssh or local login?
<13> I thought it was tail -f /var/log/messages
<13> but that doesn't show me
<10> spikex85: man lastlog
<0> hmmmm...the linux version could be broken...try sending the guys email
<13> thx
<0> have you looked at the forums for simap, they might have some answers as well
<12> this "terror plot" is ****ed up
<14> yup
<0> D-side...sure it is, since the britains foiled it :)
<15> d-side
<14> "we will kill you, but if you kill us, we go to heaven and get all the virgin chicks"
<16> Whee, more excuses to make our life miserable.
<0> jgaddis, you'd probably die after the 3rd orgasm
<14> nice and tight
<15> actually, i really dont... i like the whores that know how to ****
<14> :D
<6> jgaddis: Hell, you can't even get virgin olive oil!
<1> yeah, but what the muslims don't realize is that all the virgin chicks were 80 year old catholic nuns.
<0> bwhahahaha!
<14> LMAO!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
<6> Finally we got rid of that mutt for good!
<15> wonder what time schitzo's flight is
<0> naww...:)
<6> dogbert2: Damn!
<15> i wouldnt wanna be getting on a plane today
<4> jgaddis: uhhhh...
<4> jgaddis: 7:!5 pm
<16> schitzo: Don't bother bringing any beverages or anything electronic in your hard luggage
<16> In fact, I predict we'll soon be forced to sit in an airplane, bare naked
<0> PW...egad!
<4> PolarWolf: electronic?
<15> schitzo: they wont let you carry it on
<16> schitzo: Yeah, didn't you hear?
<15> schitzo: laptops, mp3 players, etc.
<0> no lappys, pda's etc
<1> ****ing nazis
<16> Not even your remote car opener
<7> leave your vibes at home
<4> .us domestic or just .uk stuff?
<4> I'm not checking my lappy
<7> actually, bring them. that would offend the terrorists.
<0> not in the US
<0> schitzo, you won't get it on board
<16> schitzo: .uk at least, but expect **** to be applied to the US too
<1> how about my Audi keyfob?
<4> yeah, just uk stuff. they are just takin hair gel and toothpaste from .us folks
<1> they gonna take that?
<16> Ka-bar: Aye
<4> stupid ****ing idioits..
<7> schitzo: yeah trust me, I've tried their 30p shampoo.
<1> schitzo: hahaha.... sounds like the original Batman movie...
<0> no liquids of any kind allowed to be brought on board (US)
<4> geeeee. let's target the toothpaste.. not the people who look like they might want to blow up a ****ing plane.
<14> .uk
<16> It's an act of powelessnes
<4> nooooo, that would "profiling" and we can't have that
<4> ****ing morons
<14> the US is already living under bigbrother
<16> In lieu of any effective measures, regular people are being harr***ed
<1> yes, we can't offend the people who are trying to kill us. That might make them want to kill us even more......
<7> what's wrong with profiling? when you want tight code, you need to find out where the slowdown is
<15> schitzo: they're saying you want to be *at least* two hours early, as well
<5> dogbert2: i downloaded a script that downloaded the package. it's running now.


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