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<0> also stricter error checking in newer versions is a PITA if it's not your code to change
<1> wow, SHA1 is significantly worse with gcc 4.1.1
<1> 1250K/sec vs 1050K/sec
<1> RSA is better though
<2> so, I get to the restaurant for the weekly roundtable meeting of all us big wigs, and nobody else is here yet
<2> wait, here comes the head of advertising....2 down, 3 to go
<2> gives me time to smoke a cigg I guess
<2> ping?
<3> i just unplugged avert manager here.. he pissed me off so no inet today
<2> hahaha
<2> I did that to $owner once, found it quite hilarious................too bad he didn't
<3> owner here is not plugged in the head.. hes out there
<2> he threatned to fire me, I threatened to quit, so we came to the agrement that i get a raise
<3> hes in atlanta right now.. should be calling me soon howto access email from <insert hotel here>
<2> heh
<3> sorry sir, the internet is off right now (he would beleive me)



<2> christ, where is everyone? I am hungry
<4> hello all
<3> start eating.. they will surely arrive then
<2> 'Lo
<3> start drinking heavily.. come even sooner
<2> nah, I aint that rude :P. I can wait for them to show
<3> run naked out the door.. all will be in parking lot
<2> odd though,marketing is usually here by now
<3> thats just my luck tough
<2> lol
<3> Sprint should be here to finally light the fiber today.. note to office: expect downtime.
<4> I have a special software that currently runs on an unknown distribution of linux with kernel 2.2.20, but this is too old, we need USB support for this system so I want to update the kernelin order to be able to use USB, as I said before the distribution is unknown because the creators of the special software had tweaked a known distribution..
<3> (as the admin ****s pr0n down at the speed of light)
<2> that is a nice story cadett
<4> :)
<2> needs a better plot though
<5> cadett: Determine the custom environment required. Get a new system. Install a modern distribution on the new hardware. Updated to suit your custom software. Deploy custom software on new system. Test to make sure everything still works. Tweak as required. And finally, switch over to the new system.
<4> but,
<5> cadett: You don't do live upgrades of critical systems unless you are 120% sure of what you are doing.
<4> as I said they had tweaked the linux distri. so when you want to setup the software, the cd formats the drive and installs the 2.2.20 kernel linux automaticly
<4> so I am not sure how to install the software on the modern linux distribution
<2> wtf kind of software is this?
<5> cadett: That is a very wierd was of distributing software
<6> caldera
<5> cadett: this is their MO?
<1> heya Rev
<1> wlf
<5> eric
<2> heh
<6> Nanuq
<2> mornin rev
<6> et al.
<6> i had some caldera cd once.
<7> damn eleet developer if it installs that kernel from a modern distro
<1> hrm, where's Rel at?
<6> autoboot, all! drives formatted.
<6> without any interaction.
<7> Revenger: note the "modern" keyword
<8> oh f'n wonderful.
<8> just as I'm getting ready to fly there is a plan thing
<8> er plane
<7> schitzo: don't take *any* carry-on liquids
<8> whitecap: does that include airline bottles of booze?
<7> schitzo: i imagine airline supplied stuff is ok, it's not carry-on
<9> hello
<9> anybody know if there is any tool like dvbscan that can scan frequencys? i have a dvb-s card connected to dish that is aligned properly but i dont know what frequency i should be using.,. my set top box does not show that info
<10> no clue. google comes to mind
<8> holy crap if they ****ing confiscate my toothpaste I'm going to have a duck
<7> cool trick
<10> schitzo: I didn't have much trouble at all coming back through customs on my last trip in April. I even had booze in my carryon. They're mostly worried about stupid-*** stuff like nail clippers. :-/
<8> Ka-bar: you seen cnn.com homepage yet today?
<10> er, no
<10> hang on
<1> schitzo: actually that was a misunderstanding. carry-on is okay, but strap-ons are a definite no-no
<10> holy ****
<8> Nanuq: don't make me beat you at some point in the future.
<1> schitzo: go right ahead



<10> and wonders if anyone is gonna be able to fly anywhere come August 25th.
<5> Ka-bar: what about 22nd?
<8> yeah, what's the 22nd? ohhhhh, Iran dude day
<8> well I just booked a flight yesterday to come home on 9/11 this year
<8> wheeeeee
<11> It's kind of ironic that both sides, Israel and Iran, both have intentions of beginning the end of days
<10> The Iranian nutjob has been making veiled threats and says that he'll make his response to the UN regarding their nuke program on the 22nd.
<10> and there are a lot of people who think he's just nuts enough that his response will be to nuke Tel Aviv.
<12> put me in charge
<8> wow. 2 hour checkpoint wait times already at Hartsfield
<8> **** me
<10> bend over
<12> schitzo: flying somewhere?
<8> jgaddis: yeah. DC today
<8> and the ****ing atlanta airport website is slow as ****.
<12> schitzo: for $work
<8> they are probably running it off of their DSL line or something
<5> schitzo: two hours? thats standard lines at heathrow
<7> hehe, amtrac would be faster
<8> jgaddis: no racing in .wv.us
<13> Ka-bar, well then tal aviv will nuke them, then all we have to do is pave the thing over:)
<8> the ****ing security checkline will probably be longer than the flight
<12> schitzo: cool
<5> schitzo: Get in line wearing nothing but tighty whiteies
<8> wlfshmn: boxers at lesat
<11> Destruction of Tel Aviv would cause an uprising against Muslims in Jerusalem causing the destruction of the Temple Mount which would be rebuilt as the First Temple thereby signaling the end of days
<11> Both sides want it.
<11> Let them have it
<12> schitzo: terror alert level is up, apparently
<12> schitzo: they know you're flying out today
<8> jgaddis: yeah
<8> ****ing bastards. have to **** up my schedule.
<11> People have been saying that the end of days has been coming for a long *** time. Each time period in history has its own theory of the end of days and some how, some way, people think it's their moment in history.
<4> I have an old distribution of linux but the distribution name is unknown, the software developers had tweaked the distribution so It does not display the distribution name when you type uname or something, also there is no information in /etc/motd or /etc/issue
<4> but we know that it is rpm based distribution
<4> how can we find out wich distribution it is
<11> cadett: If it's an old distro, just install something newer. It's probably outdated to begin with and therefore poses a security risk
<14> s
<4> reality: yes but we use a special software it comes with this old ver. of linux
<4> so without changing the distro. I want to update the kernel so that I can use USB support
<11> cadett: A kernel upgrade is distro independent
<4> hmm
<4> this is very good news
<11> cadett: Maybe you should let the sysadmin handle the system
<7> newer kernels require newer programs to compile and run
<4> the only thing I need is now USB support..
<7> /usr/src/linux/Documentation/Changes tells what is needed and how to check
<11> whitecap: He should be able to grab the base source code for his running kernel though
<4> hmm
<7> reality: and what about the module utils, filesystem, compiler, etc
<4> hmm
<4> when I checked usr/src
<4> :I found out that my distro. is redhat
<11> whitecap: He could still grab the versions he needs...should be able to at least
<4> now
<7> running RH that came with 2.2.* is plain stupid anyway
<4> look my friend
<4> look
<11> cadett: uname -r
<11> cadett: What kernel are you using?
<4> we have this special program and it comes in a cd
<4> when you install the cd this ver. of linux is installed automatically
<4> I really dont want to use this old ver.
<4> but the special software and the old linux seems to be somewhat integrated
<12> reality: funny thing is, the bible says that *no one* will know when the end is coming, so all these christians who are preachin' that the end times are here... well, they're contradicting the bible.
<12> not to start a religious discussion or anything
<11> jgaddis: However, the bible in Revelations states that certain events must take place in order to signal the end of days
<12> reality: right
<1> like, I get a girlfriend
<4> reality: uname -r gives result : 2.2.20
<12> yeah


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