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<0> smsie: That's the first and second rule, actually. :)
<1> As you said so yourself, what constutes "pr0n" and what doesn't, is entirely in the eye of the beholder. What would happen at best is that a neural-net trained up by an individual beholder as it were, would become a somewhat primitive version of that beholder's opinion.
<2> Shadur: not really. It's actually a more general single rule of marketting "Given the right sales pitch, people will buy **** and think they got a bargain"
<0> Tron: That's *exactly* what I said.
<2> it's a pr0n
<2> ban it all!
<2> think of the children!
<2> war on terror!!
<1> Shadur: I just have to articulate it in my own words so that my literal mind can grasp things more easily :)
<1> Books aren't but my body is, and my mind is still rather attached to my body :P



<2> Tron: ah, I'll need a BIGGER staple then? :)
<4> ohh. that we can fix too. free of charge.
<1> You could try :)
<4> i must warn you. i am 7th Dan Mikado.
<1> I'm a black belt in origami. I could fold you to death!
<4> hehe
<2> Tron: I'm a 9th level master in Sneakupbehindhim-fu
<1> smsie: I am trained int eh ancient Scottish art of F'uck'Yoo!
<2> and I have a degree in Sneakybastard
<1> I have a masters in CompleteCunt
<1> This is going to keep escalating.
<4> *grin*
<1> In a few hours time it'll be galactic war. :P
<4> "use the fork(), luke!"
<1> Fork you!
<5> Hush or I'll turn the universe back to the infinite small dot it big banged from
<4> oh no.
<2> well, fun as it is, it's not getting me to work
<1> Silence or I'll swallow that dot.
<4> we awaken the wolf.
<1> smsie: Laters :)
<2> and since I've persuaded some people on the east coast of the states to get up at stupid-o-clock for a conference call...
<4> smsie: would an 48-hour gline help?
<2> Revenger: nah, not needful
<6> hello
<1> goodbye
<1> Heheh
<7> z
<8> Pizbit: Why, ofcourse.
<8> This palce is certainly noisy today, I must say
<5> wlfshmn: We're awed by your presence
<1> Haha. I win. We're mving and merging the 2 London offices in about 2 month's time. I have a CAD drawing on file of the office footprint which I have printed out at A1. The other guy who's on the moving committee was arguing with me that the scale of the drawing at A1 (it's 1:50 at A0) was NOT as I was saying 1:100. It took me 30 seconds to explain precisely why it WAS 1:100 at A1.
<1> s/mving/moving/
<1> He was saying something stupid like "All the measurements are root two" or something. I almost told him to stop using the crackpipe.
<9> Happy birthday reality
<9> Did you get something special? :D
<5> what's "root 2"?
<10> either IE is the **** (I know it is) or my webmail application makes this box her ein the lab freezing.
<1> PolarWolf: That what I wanted to know. Actually, he was thinking in terms of the area of the floor space.
<5> Tron: Hmm, ah
<1> PolarWolf: But if you have a cad drawing plotted out at A1, where the scale is 1:50 at A0, then yes of course the AREA is double when plotted out at A0, but the _lengths_ when you measure them are going to be double. He was confusing area with length measurement.
<5> Tron: Does the size of the paper matter when the scale is the same ?
<1> PolarWolf: It does. If you have a floor plan which has been drawn such that whe it is printed out on A0 the scale is 1:50 , then if you print out that same drawing on an A1 sized piece of paper then the scale of the drawing becomes 1:100
<5> Tron: Yeah, but if the drawing scales, things will still be ok. The picture is just twice as large.,
<1> PolarWolf: Think measuring a length of wall with a ruler, using the printout. :)
<5> Tron: Shouldn't be a problem
<1> PolarWolf: The guy I was talking about was getting confused about that bit - He'd have been doing weird sums to calculate the actual length of the wall, had I not corrected his thinking.
<5> Tron: In either format
<11> does anyone know if there's a way to set up dns so that (anyhost).domain.com points to the same IP?
<4> sure.
<0> tooky: Wildcards.
<4> wildcard.
<5> tooky: Yeah, wildcards are supported
<11> ah great, I thought they might be, just couldn't seem to find any info on google
<11> probably because I hadn't thought of using the term wildcard :s
<11> cheers guys



<4> its easy.
<4> * IN A ip :P
<9> s/ip/pr0n flick/
<9> :)
<4> *G*
<9> In terms of bind - the location of the wildcard in the config files doesn't seem to matter - is that the case in other DNS servers?
<12> hello
<9> Damn ... it's a little quiet here tonight.
<13> yeah.
<9> Hey Pizbit!
<9> Hey Cynic!
<14> Hey wazzy
<15> hi
<15> can u help me???
<13> ... with what?
<0> andiny_linux, please go to http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html and pay careful attention to the suggestions there. It'll improve your chances of getting a useful answer.
<15> by answering my question
<0> andiny_linux: You mean the question you have yet to ask?
<15> i have a problem with mylinux
<1> Why am I not surprised.
<15> my dhcp suddenly not working
<13> did you check the logs?
<13> no, not the wooden ones.
<5> Gawds, gallery2 rawks
<8> PolarWolf: Been running it for ages ;)
<5> wlfshmn: I've been using gallery1
<10> 8)
<10> yeah it's nice.
<8> PolarWolf: I used to, but I upgraded as soon as debian allowed for it ;)
<5> Trying to get my head around templating or integration
<5> wlfshmn: Oh, I just grabbed the tarball :P
<8> PolarWolf: tsk. there is a perfectly good .deb ,)
<5> wlfshmn: No doubt
<8> PolarWolf: You aren't trying to tell me you are unpure, are you?
<5> wlfshmn: I'm unpure :)
<5> I'm wondering if I should also upgrade to a real CMS or keep using this simple but effective engine
<8> PolarWolf: Evil person.
<5> wlfshmn: Aye
<5> I like to keep control over what I do :)
<16> well, while I'm waiting for a new hdd and copy of windows to be sent I got the gf using debian unstable. I got everything pretty much setup the same as she had in windows except getting USB m*** storage auto-mounting
<17> safemode: using crossover office or something?
<16> no. She doesn't use office
<17> safemode: hehe, lucky you ;)
<13> OpenOffice?
<17> Demonen: you know the drill when it comes to OpenOffice vs MS office...
<17> Demonen: especially if it's for a company.
<18> hi *
<19> PolarWolf: thanks for saying gallery2, I noticed there's a security update :)
<13> Clone: This company made the transition pretty well.
<17> Demonen: I guess it doesnt have to deal with other companies quite often then, because the havent switched and the compatiblity is never 100%.
<13> Most stuff exchanged with other companies is in .sql or similar formats.
<13> csv is common, too.
<17> Demonen: you send your text documents in sql format?
<13> ... what text documents?
<13> the text that gets exchanged is mostly .html
<17> Demonen: you don't have sales people that email everything as 10MB .doc attachments no?
<13> Clone: nope.
<13> And if that were to happen, 90% of it is translated to OpenOffice just perfectly.
<13> I belive the problem is an imagined one in most cases.
<17> Demonen: it's not.
<20> openoffice has always worked great for me.. usually just the font that gets screwy
<17> if you start using the more "advanced" features like autoindexing and stuff, it gets messy real fast.
<17> not even talking about layout issues.
<17> but this is a pointless discussion.
<20> i could see that happening.
<20> now that i think about it, i think in the past 2 years i've used openoffice maybe 5 times
<20> 2 of those times, the program crashed
<20> it wasn't even a hardcore crash.
<20> it just POOFED and went away


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