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<0> if you are going to have respect for people then have respect for the people standing right next to you
<1> I drink my single malt scotch neat, the way god intended. :)
<2> I had a female co-worker who had her masters in comp sci and would bitch about how the network was run, but kept doing stupid **** like trying to ping our 10.x.x.x systems from our Earthlink dial-up account that we used for testing customer websites.
<0> to top it off he ridiculed me in front of another student last night
<2> Ewwwwww
<0> and that REALLY ****ing pissed me off cause i'm supposed to be training him
<1> that's definitely worth a bitch-slap
<2> Sounds just like my co-worker. We should sign a pack to help each other kill them.
<0> And all it was was this: I offered to let the student see my copy of green eggs and ham because it was a book i read as a kid
<3> do you guys know of a simple program to do a live update of which processes are taking the most resources on the system? ps doesn't auto-update
<0> he totally rips into me saying that i shouldn't be teaching it because its not practical english
<4> *blink*
<0> cyclic top
<1> cyclic, use "top"
<2> pack == pact
<4> docfu: oooooookay.



<0> viking667 yeah
<0> he also says how he really doesn't give a **** about this job on a regular basis and its just a post college thing
<2> cyclic: top
<2> man top
<0> and then rips into me for not knowing what i'm doing
<1> docfu, wow. just... wow.
<4> he's not totally wrong, but not really right either.
<5> docfu: geeze.
<2> ew
<2> He may not be wrong, but he shouldn't bitch about it, he needs better attitude and work ethic.
<2> If you're going to work *any* job, it should be to the best of your abilities, even if it's a **** job you don't really want.
<4> Can't disagree wiht that
<0> yeah
<0> i dunno
<0> i'd have a talk with my boss
<0> but i'm just starting too
<0> but i don't think my boss would be happy about his attitudes
<2> Tape him
<4> I would suggest some of the hairy MaClary books, but don't know if they are available in Japan
<2> You must have a gadget that voice records, some MP3 player or such. :)
<0> cerulean no that'd be entrapment
<0> and i'm not that low
<0> i've only got 4 more days of training with him
<0> after that i'm done
<0> on a side note, i've had my copies of green eggs and ham for about 2 days now and read them about 10-15 times
<0> everybody ****ing loves these books
<6> sam i am
<7> Underdog makes a good english learning cartoon (IMO)
<6> docfu: do you read them on a boat or with a goat?
<0> Would you could you with a goat?
<0> my favorite freudian line in the book
<6> ahh Freudian slips.. where you say one thing, but really mean your mother.
<0> HAHAHA
<0> thanks man i needed that
<6> you've never heard that before?
<0> nope
<0> anyway
<0> thanks for cheering me up
<0> btw
<0> my taxi to send me home last night cost $28
<0> at least i didn't have to pay for it
<8> wtf are you all mopey over
<0> d-side i've got a coworker that needs a serious ***raping
<0> i love his lines too
<7> s/***raping/mangina/
<0> "I went to cambridge university, i was encouraged to think independantly"
<7> :)
<2> rofl
<2> (just read the goat thing)
<0> cerulean used to mix it on the radio off the original LP during my techno show
<7> docfu, I could fix his *** inside of 2 minutes...I went to Comm. College of Southern Nevada and UNLV, and I didn't need to have someone tell me how to think :)
<0> dogbert2 my attitude exactly
<0> what? just because i went to a small school in the midwest doesn't mean i can't think on my own?
<2> lol
<7> of course, I cannot control thinking with my penis, it has a mind of it's own
<7> heh...whatta exit message
<0> that should be topiced
<7> naww
<8> he must be hungry.



<7> I need a nap...gah
<7> I have my laptop in the room with me, but I normally use it when I am outside
<0> HAHAHHAHAHA
<0> i just opened up google mail and the chat thing said "we're experiencing difficulties that may prevent your chats from being sent" then a few seconds later it flipped to "and we're back!"
<2> lol
<0> ok
<0> i'm going off to work
<0> later
<7> s/on/one/
<9> hmm, stale topic
<9> hahah, dogbert2 is a candidate
<9> nah, a better one will surely come up
<7> ugh...whatta way to die: http://www.local6.com/news/7797506/detail.html
<6> docfu: humm.. normally, most manure pits i've seen have 8' chainlink fences around them, for precisely that reason
<7> yeah...well, still a lousy way to die :)
<10> You could say it's a pretty **** way to die.
<7> heh, Tron...a ****ty way to die :)
<11> hi I am tryin to install linux can someone help me?
<12> circoteatro4: start with the installation manual.
<11> It didn't com with one
<11> I downloaded morphix
<12> circoteatro4: then get another distribution.
<11> the thing is I already partitioned my hard disk all I want to do now is install linux to that partition but I dont know the command
<12> circoteatro4: check their website and read the documentation. Like I said; if they don't have any (which I doubt) then get something else.
<12> Didn't have a manual? Then what do you call this: http://www.morphix.org/#
<9> circoteatro4: you looked real hard, one of the tabs on the homepage is "manual" also it is ment to be a livecd
<12> I think you shouldn't even consider installing Linux at this time.
<9> circoteatro4: maybe with the amount of effort you are expending you should hire a consultant
<9> haha
<12> Morphix is a GNU/Linux operating system on a CD.
<11> ok I think Ive been a litle lazy to Ill acept that
<12> In other words, you don't have to install anything to your harddisk?
<11> thanx for the page any ways
<9> server os on a cd. hmm
<12> w00t. I'm making progress.. My java routine to read & dump a tutorial on IRC (the same idea as undernut uses in #cl***, but better) is almost done.
<12> when this baby is ready it'll be awesome. Including full control for the helpers, and ideas to expand it with faq's and a web interface.
<13> MSSQL is ****in' braindead.
<12> hehe, I can somewhat imagine.
<13> Like, you can't use "LIMIT", which I'm accustomed to using.
<12> jgaddis: although I have to admit that when it comes to mssql the only thing I remember is the traffic light icon :)
<13> Instead of doing "SELECT field ... LIMIT 5" you do "SELECT TOP 5 field ..."
<12> eew
<13> Lion-O: Heh, yeah, that's the SQL Server Agent (in the tray).
<2> Wow, I just read about that death by manure drowning... that's gotta be the worst way to go I can imagine short of outright torture.
<12> jgaddis: ah yeah
<6> fortunately, 2 feet down was permafrost
<13> Hey, anyone manage PIX's here?
<13> I have a single PIX in each of two locations for a VPN tunnel... if I do a "capture" on the internal interface on both sides of the VPN, I should be able to see the unencrypted traffic from both sides, yes?
<13> Well, that was interesting.
<13> <-- hardcore Democrat
<9> jgaddis: i imagine you were your polite self
<13> I was, actually.
<13> He said "Hi, this is $name calling from the Indiana Republican Party. We're taking a brief survey and I'm wondering if you'd be interested in participating?" "Sure."
<13> "Okay, first off, do you plan on supporting [Republican] Congressman Mike Sodrel?" "HAHAHAHAHAHAH... okay, sor--HAHAHA--, sorry. Um, no, absolutely not, sir."
<13> "Okay, well, thank you. Have a good night." "And you as well, thanks."
<9> hehe, good man
<2> hahahahaha
<2> nice
<13> His opponent is the father of a co-worker and good friend that I know very well personally.
<9> even better
<9> last republican i remember voting for was nixon for his second term
<13> In the last election, this Sodrel guy actually won every county in the state, except for two -- we were one of 'em.
<13> They need a *LOT* of luck in this county.
<9> blue splotch on a red state
<13> Yep.


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