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<0> but i'd be lying
<1> and I get to this girl
<1> now, she's a really sweet girl
<2> m reading the link
<1> and I LOVE the fact that she's trainig
<1> and she has a lot of heart and stuff
<1> and I'd never really thought about it before
<1> then I'm sparring with her
<1> and ... It dawns on me
<1> "uh... dude, you're beating up a retard"
<3> hahaha h****
<3> you didnt leave any marks on her did you?
<1> I'm like *ponk* (light tap to the forhead) "keep your hands up"
<1> ARHUUUUH ARHUHHHHHH (hands still down)
<3> hahahaah



<3> so you put her in a skinner box of pain
<3> here's some negative reinforcement
<3> *poke*
<1> *ponk* "keep your hands up" ARHUH EEEE! ARHUHHHH (hands go up above her head like it's a stickup)
<1> so I tap her belly "not that far"
<1> ARRRRRRR HEEEEE! (few awkward punches)
<1> and man
<1> I feel ****ing terrible
<4> siglite: not THERE?
<1> but I had to bite a ****ing hole in my lip to keep from laughing
<3> you need to say a few hail marys
<0> haha yeah
<0> i dunno if i could keep a straight face there
<3> so here's a quick story
<1> but man...
<1> she's really sweet
<1> I try to help her learn as much as I can
<4> well if she is there to learn it might just take longer
<1> but damnit, it was just so funny
<3> and old buddy from high school asks me "Hey do you remember that starr, that skanky girl who gave you a handjob in highschool? Do you still talk to her?"
<3> "No, she was kinda nasty. Why?"
<3> "You probably should have kept in touch. http://www.starrmodel.com "
<1> lol
<3> Thats the first time a handjob has ever retroactively felt better 13 years after the fact.
<1> lol
<2> hey i am prepeared a lan with my friends... so where i can find the config IP addres, gatway and someone}
<3> welcome to linux. high school handjob --> internet porn model --->LAN.
<1> hahahahah
<4> full circle
<2> ok
<2> but you have to tell me some......
<4> Electron9: some
<4> next!
<2> hey sorry.... see you later, good time for all
<2> i have to go to emergenci
<2> bye
<4> wow first time a direct irc response sent someone to the ER
<5> The wiring must have burned the metal benie
<1> XyZzY: lol, you ****ed him all up
<3> stuck his wang in the management port
<1> I tried that once. wouldn't fit.
<3> hahahah
<3> from the what the **** department
<3> http://www.freaknfunny.com/images/upload/fullsize/gay_tat.jpg
<1> swf?
<1> er
<1> sfw that is
<3> er
<3> sorta not really
<6> Anyone know when I get this error when I try starting a ipv6-setup script, 'SIOCSIFADDR: Network is down' ?
<1> TenBaseT: that's the obligatory tattoo for naval service.
<3> hahahaaha
<7> TBT, WTF is that?!
<1> I think it's painted on the side of one of the destroyers
<5> Some of us should resent that
<1> lachat: even if you're a squid you have to find that comment funny :)
<1> TenBaseT: you should p*** it around your office with that caption.
<1> TenBaseT: all the jarheads would find it hilarious
<5> It definitely fits the sterotype



<4> Marines? "don't ask, don't tell and by gods DON'T LOOK!"
<3> hahah no ****
<3> man I'd get fired but it'd be worth it
<8> big girl?
<8> Damn...see what you get for not scrolling down?
<9> hi all
<10> hi
<11> OM
<9> hi Liandrin
<10> hello
<5> Hello eva-
<10> i know thios is #linux
<10> but
<12> another victim
<10> i want to make a script, in mirc
<12> hiya OldMonk and Liandrin
<9> hi whitecap
<12> TenBase, siglite and those that care, hi too
<9> eva-: go to #mirc
<10> a simple script that answers hello, each time someone says hello
<8> Oh **** this
<12> friends come over, sip some suds, throw a few ..
<8> mythtv can lick my balls
<13> reality: what'd you do to it?
<12> OldMonk: did you see my problem the other day, swapfile had holes ?
<9> nope
<9> whitecap: what was that?
<12> 2.6.* kernels have no problem with it, 2.4.* can't use it
<13> I just got mythweb up and running on my system after having let it stay broken for a few months. Also moved the db and recordings to my file server
<12> non-continuous file
<9> non-contiguous or file with holes?
<12> i've gonna see about nfs swap, this is a nfs / machine anyway, swapfile was on a hfsplus. i haven't found a defragmeter for hfsplus
<12> OldMonk: what is the difference ?
<14> Ka-bar: you there?
<12> OldMonk: from my google reading it is because i didn't make the file when i first made the partition
<9> whitecap: non-contigugous == spread over the disk (not all blocks together); holes == file system simulates reading zeros for parts of the file which haven't been allocated at all
<9> sounds non-contiguous then
<12> OldMonk: non-contingous
<9> is this swap over nfs?
<12> OldMonk: no, local drive
<9> never heard of this problem
<15> OldMonk good day
<9> welan
<15> OldMonk, sorry i haven't spoke up lately, been engrosed in reading doc's and so on...
<9> welan: i missed you
<12> OldMonk: this old 8600/300 only has a 2gig local internal drive, i have a external 27gig for it but it is soooooo noisy i decided to nfs / it, swapfile on local hfsplus drive was easy, but 2.6.* kernels have no support i've found for the planB video in that one of the main reasons for that machine. fourth tv for the kids
<15> lol!
<9> oh ****, and i had my hand on the bible
<15> OldMonk, i forgive you ,i'm jewish anyways..
<9> welan: not like i'm christian or anything ;)
<15> lol!
<15> like it matters to me
<15> OldMonk, just wanted to let you know i've dumped "SUSE" "SID" is my new best friend!
<9> congrats, finally you have seen the light
<15> OldMonk, yep
<15> OldMonk, suse is a nice starting point, but its limited, not what i wanted...SID gives me more of what i was really looking for, a distro i can config to my personal needs and streamline it to me...
<12> <cough> after a few years, gentoo
<15> whitecap, gentoo doesn't fit my needs for now...
<9> ...and never will
<15> lol!
<15> OldMonk, been reading LFS intro doc's, maybe a learning thing.....
<16> lfs?
<15> linux from scratch
<17> hm
<17> only linux here?
<16> oh, thought it was a file system
<15> yrep
<15> yep even
<17> yep or yrep?
<15> yep
<17> welan: where can i talk with someone about solaris?


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