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<0> ...
<1> bye now.
<1> seems Falchion picked that up too literally ;)
<2> hehe
<2> remember reading about someone that got disconnected whenever someone said "****"
<1> ha ha
<1> K_F: it happened to neko too ;)
<2> it should be on bash
<2> Lion-O: badwords filter?
<1> K_F: I don't recall who it was but he visited the channel there and was behind some adult filter. So whenever you said '****' he dropped 8)
<2> hehe
<3> hello
<3> i need help to install a proxy server to share internet connection with another computer
<1> katharsys: just get & setup squid. Or, if you wish to proxy more than mere webdata, look into iptables (www.iptables.org).
<4> Hy, can someone help me with a basic syslog-ng conf file? http://pastebin.com/769823
<1> andrewss: Why don't you check out http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html ? Maybe you'll learn how to ask more meaningful questions...



<1> just dumping your crap in here and asking "whats wrong?" really isn't a smart question.
<2> Lion-O: unless it is an exceptionally hot chick..
<5> gah!
<5> It's the 9th
<4> sorry, I wanted to ask why does it give me a parse error on line 7 and not on line 6; also if I comment out line 7 I get a parse error on 9 (and the syntax seems ok)
<1> K_F: on irc? ;) That would really need a few pictures.
<6> andrewss: spontanously I'd say line 6 isn't properly terminated and it parses further till it's hit an error
<7> andrewss: That's because you forgot a semicolon on lines 6, 7 and 9.
<7> You're not very good at this whole reading thing, are you?
<8> wlfshmn: and the fact that today is the 9th is significant because...?
<6> Ok, after reading the pastebin it's obvious even if you don't know the syslog-ng conf
<2> Ka-bar: closer to my exam at least..
<5> Ka-bar: I've got a party to attend, which utterly slipped my mind
<9> hey guys... um... I was just editing my fluxbox menu and I restarted my machine... and now my dns isnt working or something...
<9> and I have no idea what I should check
<9> anyone got any ideas?
<5> Ka-bar: hence I'm no longer able to slouch down into the sofa at home and do nothing,b ut I have shower, find proper clean clothes, and be all social
<1> Hajuu: define "dns isn't working" ?
<9> well I cant resolve hosts
<2> so fix it..
<1> Hajuu: check /etc/resolv.conf
<5> Ka-bar: considering the theme is a cake-buffet, I also suspect it will seriously hamper my diet ;)
<5> Ka-bar: although, the beer might do that anyway
<1> I sincerely doubt this has anything to do with setting up fluxbox.
<2> Lion-O: except the reboot might have forced a DHCP renew
<9> K_F: clever :P
<1> K_F: but even then the resolv.conf file would have been overwritten.
<2> jup
<10> Is there a way of automatically calculate the average size of a file in a directory? Say I have 10 000 txt files and want to automatically calculate the average file size ...
<2> script it
<2> sounds like a school question anyways..
<2> Lion-O: http://www3.kfwebs.net/gs.png :)
<9> Lion-O: Theres nothing in resolv.conf
<2> Hajuu: thats your problem then..
<9> so how do I fix it
<2> add something to it
<9> ... like what.
<2> a couple of nameservers perhaps?
<9> I added my nameservers in my pppconfig though
<9> and just re-added them
<9> ?
<8> Hajuu: '
<8> Hajuu: 'man resolv.conf'
<5> hmm. interesting battery-article on /.
<8> wlfshmn: huh? something interesting on /.?
<8> :)
<11> battery article?
<9> Ka-bar: "On a normal setup, this file should not be neccisary"
<12> Hajuu: by "normal system" they don't mean you.
<1> lol
<12> read the rest of the paragraph
<1> Hajuu: and where does it say this? ;)
<9> RelDrgn: Well I never had to configure that file before, so why should I need to now?
<9> Lion-O: man resolv.conf
<1> Hajuu: you /always/ had to configure that file before. Its just that a front-end did it for you so you never knew.
<1> and this is why its so important to read up on the things you're doing when messing with Linux.
<9> I didnt DO anything though
<9> I didnt touch the file



<9> so why should it have not been deleted, but had its contents mysteriously truncated
<9> ill even check the file modification time
<5> Ka-bar: yeah, actually.
<2> Hajuu: configure your DHCP server properly..
<5> Ka-bar: I even saw -two- articles today worth investigating further
<9> aw not modified in the last week.. and it was working 3 hours ago.
<11> hahaha
<9> K_F: Ok, sure. how?
<11> it's Hajuu
<9> :)
<3> can somebody please help me share a network connection with another pc using Firestarter, please?
<11> i guess nobody else here has heard the song "hold you hajuu"
<1> katharsys: 'firestarter' ?
<9> lol
<9> stfu NineVolt
<11> i wonder if i still have the mp3 :P
<8> Hajuu: stfu yourself
<11> don't bounce him! :P
<9> :P
<1> NineVolt: hm ?
<11> we go way back.
<1> NineVolt: ach so.
<9> Anyway
<9> so back to the question :)
<1> Hajuu: no need, it has been answered.
<8> katharsys: I know not of this Firestarter of which you speak
<14> Hajuu: you a ball?
<14> hi guys..
<9> What? By doing something that has no basis for you thinking it needs to be done? Oh sorry I forgot, the answer is BOUND to be the first thing you say, oh wise m***ar.
<3> firestarter is a firewall for linux
<1> Hajuu: watch the attitude.
<9> Watch your own, and ill watch mine.
<8> a website they have? help you will be finding there, Mmmm?
<11> ahh well. i tried.
<5> Ka-bar: They do. Front page link about connection sharing, has
<1> katharsys: Well, firewalls don't share resources. You can adjust it but in the end I can't help wonder why you wouldn't use iptables ?
<3> because i dunno how to do that...
<3> can you help, please?
<5> katharsys: And you know firestarter? ;)
<1> katharsys: www.iptables.org. Anyway, the solution is simple; just open up the right ports you need. Depending on how you intent to share this resource.
<8> katharsys: this is not a help channel. Hint: #linuxhelp is a help channel. Please make a note of the name. Thank you, have a nice day.
<8> or just buy a stinksys and be done with it...
<8> sheesh
<14> s/stink/link
<8> katharsys: this is not a help channel. Hint: #linuxhelp is a help channel. Please make a note of the name. Thank you, have a nice day.
<3> ok, thanx
<15> Anyone ever done CGI Sessions over load balanced web servers?
<8> Evii: yeah
<15> Ka-bar: What was your implementation like?
<8> Evii: there are a number of ways to do it. perhaps the most common is to store session info in some kind of DB and p*** the session key back and forth in a cookie. Also, depends on what kind of load balancer you're using. The one that my $employer makes can make a session sticky to a particular server.
<2> yoz: heya
<14> K_F: hi ;)
<15> Ka-bar: Yeah. That's what I was going to do. Possibly a combination of both approaches.
<2> hmm, I should probably find an ATM and withdraw some money
<2> or just do it on the store ..
<2> banks might close down on monday, shutting down all electronic payments with it
<16> doomsday ?
<11> ?
<11> do you live in gaza?
<2> strike / lockout
<16> ahh, nasty
<11> strike? there's a bank teller union?
<2> NineVolt: jup
<11> o_O
<2> finance worker's union
<11> ah, i guess
<2> or whatever it is called..
<2> **** unions
<2> should abolish them all
<2> god damn lefties
<17> Guh.


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