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<0> I had to set up a four-nic webserver. each nic had the same ethernet address >..<
<1> sheesh.
<2> dragonk: which breaks CEF.
<0> have to do static CAM mappings
<2> dragonk: which is not what you want.
<0> it was an internal system though...four machines, multiple nics per box
<0> meh, it was how the system was designed.
<1> whyzzyrd: so you're saying it's a PITA to set up bonding on the switch?
<0> bloody good results when I did it though - maxed the throughput to 400mbit
<2> morgajel2: that an a hellish mess.
<3> anyone here know a decent log parser that can handle input from stdin and uses throttle?
<3> swatch excluded.
<0> people do nifty things with ajax, i hear, but...
<1> whyzzyrd: fortunately for me I only have to deal with the linux boxes and it was the network guy's idea :D
<4> morgajel2, that's a. . . unique. . . solution
<4> er, dragonk I mean...



<5> hm.
<6> well, time for me to go collecting my book certificate 8)
<6> or rather; trade it for a book 8)
<5> I've got two interfaces, eth0 and ath0. If I want my machine to use the gateway provided from the dhcp from eth0, and the default is set to the dhcp-gateway from ath0... what should I write? :)
<5> I'm using ubuntu, and I know there is an easy way to choose the default gateway under "Networking" options, but I want to make a script out of this, and I have to know what cmds I need...
<6> rtfm comes to my mind.
<6> "man route", "man ifconfig".
<7> *blankstare*
<5> well.. the problem I've got with route...
<7> Hmm. twm.
<5> you have to specify both the interface _and_ the ip address to use
<5> as gateway
<6> and there is where the manpages comes into play
<5> how do I make route use the gateway provided from the dhcp?
<4> a 1 iron to the forehead won't work either, but it will at least provide some temporary satisfaction.. :)
<8> Tron: All your memory are belong to Firefox.
<4> HAHA
<7> Evii: WHAT YOU SAY!!!
<7> Evii: As long as that cork is attached to a bottle of decent wine, I'll accept.
<8> Tron: Does it count if it's come from a decent bottle of wine? ;)
<7> No.
<4> how about a cork from a decent bottle of scotch?
<7> It has to be _still_ _attached_ , unopened to the bottle of decent wine, and the decent wine must still be conatained within said bottle ;)
<9> How about a cork out of someone else's anus?
<8> Putting Scottish people in a bottle is terribly cruel.
<10> but fun
<7> Sagoro: You're perfectly welcome to have your own cork in that case. I'll want nothing to do with such an item.
<9> WTF are you doing?!?!
<7> Hmm. There's one thing FreeBSD needs, well, actually more than one... 1) apt , 2) a STABLE repository of prebuilt binaries.
<11> Arrrgh...had to call the heating people
<8> Tron: Annoying isn't it? :)
<11> That ****s...now I'm going to be shelling out hard cash to get this **** fixed.
<12> i wish they all could be debian
<7> Evii: It'd be nice to run the bleeding edge without having to use cvsup :)
<8> reality_: Are they going to charge ETOOMUCH per hour, like plumbers and so forth?
<8> Tron: You just get spoilt with having Debian around.
<7> Evii: *nod*
<13> reality_: you -could- wear your winter clothes inside as well isntead ,)
<11> Evii: yep
<13> Evii: A craftsman that doesn't charge ETOOMUCH? Ha! Thats a unit price.
<8> reality_: Erp.
<11> $69 for the first 30 minutes...**** that
<8> wlfshmn: "That'll be $ETOOMUCH please." ;)
<8> reality_: You could probably find a reasonable hooker for that much. And she'd probably have heating too. ;)
<13> Evii: It's something as odd as a constant with variable properties ;)
<8> wlfshmn: heh.
<11> I'll live without heat before that ****
<7> Sagoro: They're out for a beer, and haven't invited you. ;)
<8> Sagoro: Maybe they're having "duvet days"
<9> No wonder why ****'s all ****ed up
<8> Tron: haha.
<9> Tron: I wouldn't want to have beer with them anyway
<13> Sagoro: "your team"?
<9> Tron: I don't even really like my co-workers



<13> Sagoro: you are a -manager-?
<9> wlfshmn: No, I would not want to be a manager here. They work far too much.
<13> well, I already work too much, but I can't say beeing a manager is all that appealing
<13> I have a hard enough time making myself do what I shoudl be doing ;)
<9> I would be a manager here so I could fix things, but I'm not willing to work 80 hours a week
<11> O.k. I called another repair service that does a flat rate of $77
<11> That's better than $69 for thirty minutes
<14> wow no ****. thats pretty good.
<9> wlfshmn: I used to hate the idea of being a manager, but as I grow tired of doing the actual technical work, management has started looking somewhat appealing
<11> I don't need some arse lolligaggin' around up in here for 3+ hours at $30 an hour
<11> Excuse me, $30 for every 1/2 hour
<2> Sagoro: The problem is finding the competent tech staff that can actually do what you tell them.
<9> whyzzyrd: That is, indeed, a large problem
<12> different jobs have different amounts of expected loligagging. if i hire a kid for $7 an hour i expect him to work the whole tiome, but if i hire a manual laborer for $20 an hour he gets lots of nice long breaks for refreshments
<15> Evii: you think so to, ey?
<6> Jostein: give him 1 more hour
<6> Jostein: I think he's almost on his way home now
<11> Stupid LCD monitor
<15> Lion-O: gah
<16> i need a sanity check.. i can't remove a file and I cant see why..
<16> file is: -rw-rw-r-- 1 root www-data 0 2005-11-09 14:45 1
<16> grousp for me gives: johncc adm dialout cdrom floppy audio dip www-data video plugdev lpadmin scanner admin
<16> oh
<16> its the parent directory innit
<16> solved.. next question..
<15> 6 lines of "I have a problem" actually resolving itself
<15> I feel so useless :P
<16> heh
<16> it's the old cardboard man syndrome :)
<16> works every time
<16> my other question was about an ISO file I build using the line:
<16> mkisofs -J -R -o AVI.iso *
<16> The ISO file is only 6,734Kb, but it seems to contain 400Mb of data.. how's that possible? :)
<16> I mounted it in windows using daemontools, and it really does seem to contain 400Mb of data
<17> Ka-bar: they don't like me either. I had a bum a box from someone
<16> either i've discovered a revolutionary new conmpression technique, or the ISO file links to external files
<4> office DSL has been flapping since last night
<18> if it flaps fast enough, will it fly away?
<17> Ka-bar: mine at home is toast for some reason. I'll probably have to reset all the network gear when I get hoem and see if it settles down.
<17> wish I could just get teh parent company to run a T1 to the house.
<4> Gah! ****ing ircspammers.... "~***y@85.97.119.127" keeps sending /msg spam
<15> Ka-bar: I'll join you in that cursing
<15> Ka-bar: $telco sent a guy to install a phoneline at my place today. missed half a day of work for that
<15> Ka-bar: guess what he -didn't- bring?
<15> Ka-bar: cable.....
<4> BAHAHAHAHAHA
<19> Maybe he thought he was installing a cordless phone.
<6> VSpike: or Windows doesn't show you the space the files use but the space they should use.
<6> VSpike: don't forget that you're still dealing with emulation here. Try copying the files.
<6> pounding some ponders sounds like fun ;)
<20> did that hurt? did it?
<16> Lion-O : hm you're spot on
<21> rofl Jostein, made my day
<6> spots?
<6> who has the measles in here?
<16> Lion-O : the files in the root seem OK, but others are borken
<4> uhhhhh... say what?
<16> is my mkisofs command line ok?
<21> Lion-O: why, you want some?
<16> I've never used it before
<21> Lion-O: i can get some for you, but it will cost you a lot
<21> Lion-O: around 2 weeks in bed
<16> i'm using a cygwin port of it - perhaps the port is fscked
<11> Ka-bar: Too hard to understand?
<4> reality_, you have sshd on port 80? That must confuse the hell out of hax0rs


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