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<0> memory is ****ed
<1> guys... ive got a PL-DSL1 router and have a dynamic IPadd.Anybody has an idea on how can i forward inet client to my internal server. The router is in SUA mode. Ive tried forwarding inet queries to my local server, But still I cant my web if using internet...? anyone? or maybe ill change the route mode into a bridge mode?
<2> crazdiam: What is it that you think "resources" means? And what measuring stick did you use against Slack, as opposed to other distributions?
<3> reality: maybe from a netinstall disk
<0> it also wont run without a huge fan blowing on its processor
<4> ncurses007: i'm not understanding where linux comes into play in that question
<5> Comet: Probably an app to let you switch on the fly, else change the mouse device in your x config may work?
<0> i just googled around really
<6> atompngn: Nope. It's one CD on an install
<0> the general concensus i got was slackware was good on resources
<0> so maybe i googled 10 ***holes
<5> crazdiam: Good on abusing them while you wait for stuff to compile
<2> So, you're another one of those who uses terms without knowing what they mean?
<7> Tibzip possibly.. the problem is, what other /dev device could be the external ps2 port?
<0> what, resources?
<5> Comet: heh, p***, haven't dealt much with mice



<3> crazdiam: performance is comparable across most distributions
<0> alright well
<0> i chose poorly
<0> i really dont care at this point i just want to open the ports
<5> Comet: I'd imagine it to be well commented on though
<6> crazdiam: You "open" a port by running something on that port.
<0> i know
<0> ive opened them all
<0> they still arent listening
<6> crazdiam: I guarantee you that you havne't.
<3> crazdiam: all 65,535 of 'em?
<4> how, precisely, have you "opened them all"
<0> ok all the important ones
<5> D-side: I'll show you
<0> and some random ones just for testing
<2> How can you claim "I know", and then come up with stupid statements like "I've opened them all"?
<0> portscan me you'll find nothing
<2> Since the first is clearly incompatible with the second?
<5> D-side: http://www.tigerclaw.ca/images/EQUIPMENT/RUBBER%20KNIFE.jpg
<4> we expect no less than that.
<7> nmap ;D
<6> crazdiam: iptables -F
<6> I want to know how he opened "random" ports
<0> im not as big an idiot as you probably think so mind my figure of speech alright? i think i'll go back to XP if linux is gunna turn me into an ***hole
<0> iptables -F does seemingly nothing
<7> xp turns you in to a noob though.
<4> Comet: worse than NOW?
<2> crazdiam: Please do. Won't bother anyone at all.
<6> crazdiam: It flushes your firewall rules if you have any
<0> ah
<4> crazdiam: we're all waiting with bated breath as to how you "opened the ports"
<6> crazdiam: Now try your ****
<7> hehe
<2> crazdiam: Despite what you read in the media, practically no one cares what you run.
<3> reality: he already confirmed that his iptables are empty
<0> you all seem to care about my slackware issue
<6> mwilson: I told ya. I blame the media blamers
<8> what characters do the bot takes as 'lame' on nicks?
<6> atompngn: He confirmed that his iptables default chain policy for input was accept
<7> i'm amazed that people still use slackware
<2> crazdiam: Slack is just a mark of general cluelessness.
<3> reality: and forward and output
<0> ports still closed to the world
<6> atompngn: Those are default policies...
<0> alright we've established that
<1> guys im a slack user too... hehehe
<2> crazdiam: Ah, and here you were a moment ago claiming that you understood, and that you'd opened them all.
<4> do you have **** smeared on your eyeballs or what? no less than twice have i demanded to know your methodology on the opening of ports
<4> answer me mother****er
<2> crazdiam: So... neither one of those is true, then?
<6> atompngn: That doesn't mean that he doesn't have other rules that filter the port in place by an iptables rule
<0> ive opened all(all meaning the ports i need to open ok?) and they are listening very well when i try them at localhost
<0> but when i hit them at my IP .. nothing
<3> reality: his chains are empty and the policy is accept across the board. are you ****ing retarded?
<4> now i'm starting to get angry.
<6> atompngn: Where does he say that his chains are empty?
<4> was my question so difficult to comprehend?
<0> what question?
<4> HOW
<7> :-{D



<0> how? httpd , sshd already open , nc -l -p ####
<9> crazdiam, do you have router or something blocking them?
<3> about 1,000 lines up
<4> haha i love it
<0> not that i know of
<4> now the kids are getting involved
<6> atompngn: It looks like he pasted two lines
<0> my last guess was that comcast was blocking me from listening
<4> crazdiam: so before, when i asked you about netstat, and you claimed you understand how it works
<0> because been through every google and man page icould find
<4> why dont you tell me what it says for those particular ports
<4> i also wonder what his wan IP is.
<7> if wan can cook, so can you
<0> they all say listen
<4> i'm really getting sick and tired of seeing your interpretations of what things mean, when i want to see whats printed on your goddamn screen.
<0> it just seems like either comcast is blocking me
<4> cut it and paste it.
<6> heh
<0> or i have some security thing turned on somewhere by default
<0> which part do you want?
<0> its ****ing hgue
<4> reality: i swear to god its ****ing worse than #lh
<6> D-side: Don't kid yourself...
<4> lets see where you're telling us ssh is running.
<4> why dont you paste that line.
<0> tcp 0 0 *:ssh *:* LIS
<4> and whats the wan ip of the box?
<4> you can leave off the last octet if you're paranoid
<3> 24.61.248.11
<4> atompngn: great ***umption.
<4> now lets see what the box says.
<3> 192.168.0.?
<4> siglite: how have you not killed him yet?
<0> <4> now lets see what the box says.
<0> <3> 192.168.0.?
<0> <4> siglite: how have you not killed him yet?
<0> [06:38am][crazdiam(+iw)][Mail: 4] [#linux(+lnst 111)]
<0> [Lag 0] [O/11 N/95 I/0 V/0 F/0] [U:a:S:b:h]
<3> D-side: siglite not here man
<4> he'll read the log and get back to me.
<6> I bet he's got one of those dumb*** cable modems
<6> traceroute seems to stop at what I'm ***uming is his box
<4> i'm wondering if they're shipping modem/router combos now.
<4> that'd explain this all away instantly.
<6> It's not really a router
<6> It's just got a built in firewall
<0> oops
<6> crazdiam: What type of modem do you have?
<0> laugh it up
<0> i dont have a modem
<0> well someone does upstairs
<0> i just plug the cable into my eth card
<4> "someone does upstairs" ?!
<0> yeah
<10> clueless use slak
<0> landlord
<11> can you really call a simple NAT box a firewall?
<6> crazdiam: ifconfig
<6> crazdiam: What's your ipaddress?
<0> let me link into theirs
<3> It's not slack, it's the user
<4> XyZzY: in this instance? sure.
<4> XyZzY: only in that theres no way theres port maps allowing this traffic
<0> 192.168.0.5
<4> i hope your mother gets run over by a drunk driver on christmas eve
<4> do you understand me
<6> crazdiam: You're behind a router
<0> right
<0> o
<0> so that means what ?
<4> it means a couple things really. i'm going to actually be helpful for a change.
<6> crazdiam: That means ain't **** going to work unless you get said mystery person upstairs to forward those ports to your macine


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