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<0> wow
<0> you ate 9 members of your family?
<0> whats human meat taste like anyway?
<0> weird
<0> i've got a us domain even thoguh i'm in .jp
<1> hi everyone
<2> undercross: go away
<2> undercross: advice: RTFM
<2> NEXT!
<1> right :D
<3> hi all, i got snmpd installed and snmpwalk (from localhost and from other pc) returns information about my box but it doesn't include any information about my interface. how come?
<2> bad MIB
<2> ngine: net-snmp ?



<2> ngine: cvs/stable/distribution package?
<3> I don't know actually, all i did was "apt-get install snmp snmpd"
<3> is it the correct the program?
<2> ngine: debian? ubuntu? stable or unstable branch?
<3> both, debian unstable and ubuntu dapper
<2> hmmm
<2> snmpwalk -v
<3> 1
<3> it's something to do with my box settings or snmp
<4> hm.
<4> anyone familar with JACK?
<4> I can't get it to find my soundcard inputs, it seems
<4> once I do, should they show up as output ports?
<4> (using qjackctl, BTW)
<2> ngine, most likely, it's not parsing mib structs properly, anything in logs?
<4> hm
<5> aww, how sweet of you
<5> wtf do they think that using microsofts session handlers is a good idea? heh
<5> they break if you just stare hard at them
<5> nevermind doing cool things such as clustering
<6> you obviously missed the word "microsoft" in that sentence
<5> hehe
<5> seriously though, why not implement your own proper session handlers?
<6> in far, far too many people's minds, every thing will "just work automatically" if everything you use has a ms logo on it
<5> it's funny, microsoft themself say "you're a moron if you use mdb databases for websites"
<6> and if there ARE any problems, its because of some component that doesn't have a MS on it
<5> uh huh
<6> fredk-: that would be fine, but they THEN say "you should upgrade to MS SQL instead"
<5> sure, but we already use MS SQL :)
<5> which I have few complaints about
<6> but even the most gullable mis manager would probably think that was just a marketing ploy to get you to upgrade :)
<5> except for it obviously being a hog ;)
<6> oddly enough, its memory use and cpu efficiency comparisons are always against Oracle (who don't care, and tell you just to throw more hardware at it) rather than an efficient engine...
<5> 4
<5> mmm
<6> mdb is fine... provided you don't need more than one thread accessing it at a time
<5> which for a website is kinda moot :)
<6> indeed - so using it for websites is insane
<5> yep, which microsoft also admits
<6> yeah, but never directly. ms will say that mdb is "not well suited" for multithreaded applications and then shift to the ms sql marketing pitch
<5> hehe
<6> which most people then tune out - ignoring both the pitch, and the fairly accurate advice
<5> DaveHowe, yeah, now you got mssql workgroup edition which is fairly nicely priced
<7> I have standard edition and it didnt cost me a dime :P
<5> Jostein_, bah you don't count
<6> MSDE was fine for most applications - if you went in with a tool and gave it a real p***word etc :)
<7> heh
<5> SPLA for standard edition is NOK 1500/month
<5> +tax
<8> Is Express Edition the replacement for MSDE?
<5> SPLA for workgroup edition is NOK 600/month
<7> DaveHowe: if you didnt mind doing everything byu CLI, MSDE was OK
<5> waznz, yep
<5> Jostein_, you can use the same management tools as in normal mssql with MSDE
<7> waznz: a better replacement IMO



<6> Jostein_: the normal sql server management tools work on msde
<8> Express edition now has the CTP Management Console.
<7> fredk-: yeah, but they dont come standard w/ the package
<6> Jostein_: and there are freeware management consoles out there too
<8> Jostein_: I've grabbed Express editions of all their stuff lately - I'd have to say I'm pretty impressed so far.
<5> Yeah, I use http://www.sqlmanager.net/
<5> which has a paid and a free tool
<7> waznz: its pretty nice. even though think the management tools for SQL server 2005 aint as good as Enterprise manager used to be
<5> this tool even lets you create a .sql file of the databases....which for mssql is rare ;)
<7> waznz: apart from the "script this" function, which you now have everywhere
<7> fredk-: ah
<8> fredk-: only the structure though, right?
<5> no data too
<7> nice
<8> That's going to come in handy...
<5> if I need any mssql tool this is what I use
<8> Jostein_: The last Enterprise manager I used was for 2000 - I don't like the "glitter" in the MS products.
<7> generally anything that lets you generate scripts is nice :)
<8> Like the stupid dog + 8 clicks to just do a search in windows
<7> waznz: yeah. thats what Im saying. I liked enterprise manager better than sql srever management studio
<5> searches which doesnt work, mind you
<7> lol
<5> try "I want all files that has THIS content" in them
<7> fredk-: I loathe that search myself
<5> wonder why ;)
<7> even with indexing services turned on, that thing is dog slow
<8> Jostein_: Got it
<5> yea, its horrible
<8> I usually have most of my files sitting on a file share, then simply can use putty back to a linux/nix box + search from there.
<7> waznz: one thing I -love- anout sql-server management sstudio in 2k5 though, is the "script this" function you have -everywhere-
<7> very handy for automating jobs
<7> anyway... should I get a shower or some coffee first? :P
<5> how about both at the same time?
<7> heh
<5> hmm, EURID requires a EUR 10K deposit
<7> fredk-: WHAT?
<5> they do :)
<7> thats insane
<7> thank god Im not in desperate need of a .eu domain
<5> not that bad, compared to what the com registry requires ;)
<7> ah. for registrars
<5> duh ;)
<7> yeah. Thats what I didnt get and thus the "WHAT".
<5> normal pricing for a .eu domain is about 150 - 200 NOK
<5> :)
<5> how about the coffee?
<9> hello
<9> how can i minimize my ip being traced? thanks
<10> why wen i install fedora core2 my pc boot direct to GRUB command line ???
<8> petrock: by not being on the internet
<11> mkay.. noob qst coming through..
<11> i have altered my yum.conf...
<11> when it stopped working i tried reverting it back..
<11> it failed :S
<11> where can i find the original fc5 yum.conf?
<6> xxpam - you can download it, just use yum.... ;)
<6> (go google yum.conf. there are two hits on the first page alone)
<7> fredk-: the coffee.. Im having it :P
<7> return;
<5> nice
<7> that was an odd paste :P
<10> why wen i install fedora core2 my pc boot direct to GRUB command line ???
<6> where did you expect it to boot to?
<8> MUsh: Here's a cracker.
<7> waznz: parrot, ey?
<10> i have windows and i want to install fedoracore2 on it
<7> and any linux needs a bootloader.
<7> your problem is?
<8> Jostein_: A tad. Either that or I'm super sensitive to it lately
<7> hehe


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