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<0> Eugenyus: is it about blue carpets?
<1> Eugenyus: it would help to know what its all about.
<2> Eugenyus: take 2 viagra and call me in the morning
<3> I can only help people without problems.
<4> hey
<4> tell me pls how can i mount a partition with -rw access ?
<0> meow-++
<1> Eugenyus: 'man mount'
<2> Eugenyus: please spell your words
<5> Eugenyus: and which filesystem is it anyways?
<4> I know...but .. is doesn't work
<6> woman mount.
<3> woo! thanks
<7> hi
<5> NineVolt: I like mounting women
<4> to mount a partition of windows



<1> Eugenyus: Linux cannot write to ntfs.
<5> Eugenyus: long story short you have an NTFS partition
<4> for FAT32
<6> there's no experimental ntfs write support?
<4> not for NTFS
<1> Eugenyus: then 'man mount' it is.
<4> is doesn't work
<2> define ``doesn't work''
<4> tell me all command ... with -rw flag..
<5> NineVolt: not that you would want to use. you have some proprietary drivers though
<6> interesting
<8> I have a penis.
<9> good for you
<9> want a cookie?
<3> I doubt it.
<2> not anymore, mr bobbitt!
<10> Tamahome_: Falchion was trolling for OldMonk
<6> slashh : ?
<2> i bit?
<10> oowww
<6> linux ****s :)
<2> that'll be $500, thank you
<8> whitecap: :)
<2> .msg Lion-O terms are the same -- you get to keep 20% for recovery, 25% if you break BOTH kneecaps
<2> oops!
<5> OldMonk: hehe
<9> 'lo K_F
<11> hi i got a file with 32328040 lines, and i want to tar each 10k lines into n.tgz (1.tgz, 2.tgz.... n.tgz). how can i do that with simple bash script? thanks in advance.
<2> doubleu: man csplit
<5> Greetings and salutations Tamahome_
<12> probably a while...done loop sounds like good odds
<11> thanks, but i dont understand it nevermind :(
<1> one could consider writing a program for it.
<1> so buying delphi or visual c++ and then doing it the right way(tm)
<5> just base-64 it and split it
<1> or hire OldMonk :)
<2> yeah, my collector Lion-O will make sure i get the money :)
<1> now thats a usefull nick name.
<1> crap
<13> g'morning all
<13> OxD is alive!
<1> he is?
<1> tsokolat: so, Ms. sokolat. Why do you think you'll make a good OldMonk replacement? ;)
<10> that can be fixed
<1> just wondering
<14> hi
<14> how can i make 1 dvd from 5 linux iso cd?
<1> delmar: copying.
<15> can't you download a DVD in the first place?
<16> hi i mistakenly deleted my named.conf file when i was trying to configure DNS, now i copied one from another computer but when i try to run the "service named start" command it shows error, couldn't open pid file '/var/run/named/named.pid': Permission denied
<14> suse 10 doesnt give dvd iso
<14> in opensuse.org
<1> delmar: copying that on a dvd will render the installer useless.
<16> what's wrong, the same version of fedora code is being used
<11> crap just put other path to save the pid..
<1> crap: the error sounds pretty obvious to me.
<16> doubleu:how ? im a newbie, please tell me how do i put another path



<1> crap: edit named.conf ofcourse. Don't play stupid here.
<16> well i didnt find anything called named.pid in the named.conf file
<11> crap: man chown; man chattr
<11> wtf..
<1> crap: so? Note how it points to a directory... So check for that specific directory.
<14> http://en.opensuse.org/Released_Version
<14> there is not dvd iso
<16> it shows "Starting named: /etc/named.conf:1: unexpected end of input"
<1> crap: and does /etc/named.conf exist?
<11> i can already guess what it looks like :P
<16> yes it does
<9> you broke it.
<1> a very logical ***umption.
<16> it does have an ending line called "include "/etc/rndc.key"; I even tried to // it
<5> 1) don't mess with something you don't know anything about
<5> 2) sure you should be running a DNS server?
<1> you're probably better off editing /etc/hosts and /etc/resolv.conf and using those settings.
<16> yes well without BIND
<5> ?
<16> I just want to add the forward and reverse zone in that file
<16> thats all
<5> just make sure you lock it down properly
<5> more than enough open servers used in DNS amplification attacks
<5> mostly due to "administrators" not knowing what they are doing
<1> nice
<16> well Im just learning it, i will create a DNS and then check whether its working or not
<16> dont care about attacks
<16> :)
<5> crap: but I do when you attack me
<1> crap: the words of a true moron.
<5> now please remove yourself from this channel
<11> haha!
<16> ?
<5> Lion-O: true moron indeed..
<5> crap: http://www3.kfwebs.net/iq2.jpg
<1> or totally ignorant.
<16> i think i will re-install linux
<5> crap: Where do you think you are placed on that curve?
<16> you guys arent helping
<1> crap: neither are you.
<5> crap: We are helping others by keeping you from having a DNS server
<1> crap: you're only helping the internet to gain connection to yet another spamhost, or worse.
<16> dude Im gonna check it in LAn only
<11> yes, today
<11> tomorrow.. same thing, but wan
<11> etc. etc.
<16> Im dont have a domain name of my own
<11> they are right, crap.
<1> anyway, yeah, we're not helping.
<5> crap: what does that have to do with anything?
<16> so i am editing the named.conf file
<5> crap: have you read the BIND manual?
<16> no i have not I only have a linux manual with me
<16> it shows the name server configuration
<16> it was working well
<16> I could create DNS and then dig and nslookup it
<17> i find linux r vary leet
<17> did u now dat
<5> crap: http://www.isc.org/sw/bind/arm93/
<16> then the named.cof file i delted,
<16> I thought I had a backup copy
<16> but i didnt
<5> bingbong: 1) Learn how to spell
<5> bingbong: 1) huh?
<16> when i copied it from another pc,not its not working and showing these errors
<5> s/1/2/
<5> crap: duh
<5> crap: read the reference manual. fix it..
<9> I sense a troll


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