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<0> I saw a great quote the other day
<0> "I think Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be the name of a convienence store"
<1> TenBaseT++
<2> Dude, with a C&R it's not like it's a big deal. It only letsyou get ancient **** and there's no special paperwork you have to do when you get the weapon.
<0> the ****?
<0> yeah there is.
<0> you're supposed to keep a bound book
<0> forever.
<2> Alrighty, if you say so.
<3> quick raid question
<3> anyway active here?
<4> anyway appears to be in 21:19 -!- channels : @#fix @#Money @#harlem @#Rule
<4> but not #linux
<4> try #harlem.



<3> heh
<5> TenBaseT, yes I suppose you can /msg me
<6> theres a difference between a raid and a home invasion.
<6> cmon.
<4> I figure a fair share of raids occur in harlem.
<6> you're thinking from "the other side of the fence"
<4> ...
<6> i'm not talking about the point of view of the po-po. heh
<4> there's a fence?
<4> ohhhhh
<7> What's the best non-server distro out there?
<8> i have this line in my /etc/modprobe.conf: install <module name here> /sbin/modprobe <module name here>; /bin/touch /tmp/testfile
<8> during bootup, the module is loaded but /tmp/testfile is not created
<8> anything that i missed here?
<5> gnubee: Maybe /tmp is cleared on startup
<8> this is just a test ... the real problem is with the ipw3945 module that requires ipw3945d to be running
<8> atompngn, hmmm ... ok i'll try with /root/testfile
<8> my prob is that ipw3945d does not get executed during bootup
<8> so i was thinking that maybe that "install" lines does not get executed at all :(
<8> negative on that /root/testfile
<8> something is broken here
<9> damn
<9> http://www.phonebusters.com/english/legal_2006_jul11.html
<4> atompngn: hahaha, dude, you got punkd
<5> siglite: wha?
<4> atompngn: tbt's ****in' with you, because I told him long about about making my PFY drive me to a shady lookin' gun dealer's place and picking up a fearsome peice of hardware
<4> atompngn: and your reaction was priceless
<5> what a piece of ****
<4> atompngn: though.... I have to say you handled his ****in' with you perfectly
<4> hahah, gun shop next door to a tattoo parlor and all
<4> what was that, your first week on the job?
<4> first day?
<5> **** no, that was this summer
<6> wait.
<4> you hadn't been with us for very long
<6> i just saw the charter question.
<4> lol
<6> TenBaseT: you stupid ****.
<5> siglite: a year
<5> over a year
<6> TenBaseT: i guess you got sick of the internet, huh?
<4> that was LAST summer dude.
<4> I've had that thing for over a year.
<4> I have the bill of sale in my wallet, I think
<0> hahahahah holy ****
<0> man you're awesome
<10> m
<0> atompngn: I'm sorry for trying to punk you out. If I ever get into some shady **** I'd want you on my team.
<0> because you're ****ing awesome
<0> D-side: Ma Bell told me that my phone+internet bill was going up to $135 a month
<0> D-side: so I'm telling them to go **** themselves
<6> you're well within your rights to do that.
<6> so, whats your home address? i'll drop you a post card every now and again.
<4> LOL!
<4> D-side: you missed the whole thing.
<6> i'm being informed right now
<5> I am not amused
<4> lol, you should be it's pretty funny
<11> hey everyone
<11> im a linux n00b



<6> so basically you've only been working for him this long because you figured he'd shoot you with something untracable by police
<9> buahaha
<9> http://www.ripoffreport.com/images/reports/30548-RIPOFFREPORT1.jpg
<9> need to spoof that
<11> and want to know, would ubuntu have a good performance-functionality balance?
<11> or would debian be better?
<5> D-side, I watched him fill out the paperwork
<4> atompngn: yeah, that's why you asked "is that thing legal?" after I put it in your trunk, lol
<6> you just pwnt yourself pal
<6> Orpheus: you're new here so i won't kill you.
<6> Orpheus: you want ubuntu.
<6> thats all there is to it.
<4> why do I get the feeling that I'm going to be natted through some kind of mogrifying proxy tomorrow
<5> siglite: don't know, do you get that feeling?
<4> hahah, yeah
<6> siglite: you allow your underlings to have this kind of power?
<4> D-side: he has considerable juice, yes.
<12> teh n00q
<4> D-side: pretty much anything I can do on most of the systems, he can too.
<12> siglite, TBT, D-side, et al
<12> how are we all today?
<6> siglite: how could you have done this to yourself?
<11> D-side: you'll probably kill me when i say this...starting from a blank hard drive, what would be a good guide on dual booting xp and ubuntu?
<9> Qim!
<4> D-side: if he can do it, I don't have to. It's simple :)
<6> ah so thats what he meant about you pawning all your work off on him
<11> =D
<5> Orpheus: You *could* go read the daul boot howto
<4> heheh
<11> which im guessing id have to www.just****inggoogleit.com
<5> or even get it from tldp.org
<11> but i wouldnt be able to judge if it is a good tutorial or not
<5> Well go try it, consider it a learning experience.
<4> Orpheus: if you're able to get it working, it was a good tutorial. If you're unable to get it working, it's a good tutorial, and you have reading comprehension problems.
<11> :(
<6> heh
<6> Orpheus: listen.
<6> so far you don't seem like a moron, so i'm going to give you the best advice you ever got
<6> do it all by yourself.
<4> ok
<4> I need some help.
<6> look for howtos, docs, all that ****. try it out. keep trying. if you **** it up, come to a channel where people help one another with a SMART question.
<6> siglite: what the **** does this look like?
<4> D-side: piss off gook
<11> a help channel?
<4> now
<11> ;)
<6> siglite: watch your trees whitey
<4> I need a commonly available household object that somehow represents the concept of perfection.
<11> O.o reading hte hall of lame
<11> the*
<4> Orpheus: check quotes.linuxops.net too.
<0> I dont even know what the **** that means. is that secret MAGIC code?
<4> TenBaseT: what, my question?
<6> i'm just trying to think of objects in your house that don't have bullet wounds
<11> bwahaha
<4> hahahahahah
<11> go to your local shell provider
<4> one of the TVs doesn't
<11> im starting to like this channel already
<4> ann coulter has yet to appear on that particular TV.
<6> siglite: is that the tv thats on top of the old tv?
<0> hahah no his response
<4> D-side: no, the one below the new TV that is kinda fuzzy and hard to see
<0> I think ann coulter is actually stephen colbert
<0> adams apple? check
<0> man hands? check
<4> hahahahah
<6> sense of humor... BZZY
<6> thats a BZZT that's doing a number of things at once.
<4> WTF could represent perfection?
<4> the only thought I had was michaelangelo's perfect circle.
<0> I think I have a picture of perfection


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