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<0> where does cesium fit in?
<1> Ka-bar: gas can "explode"
<2> when I get groped I usually tell them that usually I make people buy me dinner before I let them do that.
<2> they get pissed about that too
<3> Jostein: but if it's in a checked bag, how are you going to get hold of it during the flight?
<4> TenBaseT, they've probably only heard people say that ten million times
<3> Their rules make no ****ing sense.
<1> Ka-bar: so... in short... **** the US for pissing of terrists and making airtravel hell ever sine 2001/9/11, eh?
<2> probably yeah
<5> TenBaseT: I swear to god if I get groped for any reason during any search, I'm going to ask for permission to lick thier ear.
<4> Ka-bar, the hold isn't necessarily pressurised, it -could- blow up on its own, goes the theory
<5> "can I lick your ear?"
<2> man the last dude straight up grabbed my junk
<0> "like what ya feel?"
<0> or grab his junk, and compare.
<3> I didn't fly for 4 years after 9/11. And I'm not flying again until 2 things happen: 1) They drop all this silly-*** **** that does abso****inglutely nothing to make us safer and 2) Make sure every ****ing flight crew officer is carrying a .45
<4> (not that I'm trying to defend their theories)
<6> "Whatever you do to me I'm gonna do to you."
<0> Lozvare: haha, play "mirror"
<1> Ka-bar: good luck on 1
<4> I managed to avoid flying from 2001-05 until 2006-05
<3> I'm telling you, some security flunky grabs my package and I'm gonna drop him right on the spot.
<1> still 1000% more pita than prior to 9/11. but still not unbearable
<0> Ka-bar: If anyone grabs my package, they'd damn well better have a UPS uniform on.
<3> Nanuq++
<4> Nanuq, um, interesting fetish there :P
<5> hah
<1> Nanuq: lol
<0> Liandrin: Actually a lot of the UPS guys around here are rather cute.
<5> Liandrin: and you know that's exactly what he meant too.
<5> see?
<4> siglite, takes one with a dirty mind to know one... ;)
<4> I still have a hard time taking UPS seriously because they chose **** brown as their corporate colour
<5> I call them oops.
<5> they won't ship cl*** III weps anymore.
<0> siglite: what's cl*** III? nukes?
<7> Nanuq: nobody can look good wearing a ****-colored uniform, driving a ****-colored van
<1> wlfshmn: tubgirl transport?
<3> Nanuq: cl*** III is full auto stuff and silencers
<5> for two reasons, 1. they don't do background checks on thier drivers (illegal for felons to posses firearms, and a driver's at least temporarily in possession of 'em) and 2, a little fiasco that happened a couple of years ago.
<5> couple of years ago, this guy shipped an MG32 to a buyer.
<7> Jostein: I hope they ship her to atleast a dozen diffrent locations, all far removed from me
<1> lol
<5> signature required, all that ****.
<5> well
<5> oops delivered it to the wrong place, and just left it on the front porch in plain view
<3> ****
<5> TWO DAYS LATER the homeowner comes home, and finds this box on his porch
<7> siglite: gah!
<4> see, that's one of the reasons I don't like UPS
<5> he's like "uhhh, ok" and opens up the box, and there's a ****ing machine gun (a really nasty evil looking one at that) staring at him
<3> UPS also refuses to ship alcohol, even though it is perfectly legal to do so.
<0> Ka-bar: within certain states afaik
<5> so, he tapes teh box, and goes back to the oops depot and is like "i think you delivered this to the wrong address"
<3> Makes it nearly impossible to ship entries to homebrew competitions via UPS.
<2> on the phone with charter
<0> Ka-bar: or rather, between
<5> the guy at the counter says "just put it over there, thanks, we'll deliver it"
<5> for effect, the homeowner opened the box and said "you sure about that?"
<5> apparently a whole buncha interesting **** happened after that... cops... feds....
<3> siglite: lol
<4> I once had UPS leave a package in a location that took me two weeks to find, despite being exposed to the elements
<5> hah
<0> Liandrin: what, did they intentionally hide it?
<4> Nanuq, seemed that way
<0> wonder if Canada Post did that
<8> I have packages delivered to work. Can't trust the neighbors.
<3> One time, I tried to ship a few bottles of homebrewed beer to a competition via UPS. They took the package then, after I left, opened it up and inspected it and destroyed it because it violated their policy on shipments of alcohol. And they never told me, so my entries never made it to the competition.
<4> their tracking information never said anything after the pickup, and so it got rained on for two weeks
<0> Liandrin: what was the item?
<4> I found it entirely by accident, just before I was going to have Amazon.com reship my order
<0> ah
<4> Nanuq, books
<0> Liandrin: damaged?
<4> Nanuq, this was in California
<4> Nanuq, slightly damp
<8> siglite: Was on the phone with the handbrake. Why does that site keep going down?
<5> handbrake?
<4> Nanuq, we've had all sorts of interesting fun with Canada Post and parcels
<8> siglite: the gf
<5> atompngn: something's ****ed up in the code.
<5> atompngn: it's eating up DB connections and crashing.
<8> siglite: how re***uring
<5> atompngn: yeah.
<4> Nanuq, the last place we lived in Vancouver, the suite numbers were ****ed up; we were suite 1, which all the delivery people ***umed was the front door, not around the back :|
<8> siglite: it will be an interesting 2 weeks.
<4> Nanuq, and for the first several months we lived there, there was a very large and ferocious-sounding dog in the yard, so they wouldn't even attempt to deliver
<7> Liandrin: If shipping to .eu, CP surface parcels just plain don't work...
<5> atompngn: hah
<4> Nanuq, but other times (for example, they arrived when the dog was being walked), they'd just leave parcels on the front doorstep
<5> atompngn: this is mostly gonna be filed under "not my problem"
<4> Nanuq, I don't think two parcels were ever held at the same Canada Post pickup location
<7> Liandrin: CP also have an annoying rule that says they can't ship airmail packages to sweden, just small parcel air for tiny stuff, or express
<5> atompngn: because I'll be damned if I'm going to keep bringing that site up at ungodly hours of the night and ****.
<4> wlfshmn, whaa?
<9> eek
<1> days off are the -best- :P
<2> well, what I was treated to was some executive asking "who is this ***hole"
<2> by hitting "reply All"
<10> TenBaseT: heh
<9> hey Jostein and screw your wine!
<5> lol, in the reply to all?
<2> lol yeah.
<9> hey siglite , TenBaseT and all others
<1> Emerson: touchy, eh? :P
<9> still at work
<5> yeah, that reply to all button can get ya in trouble.
<9> FU! Frog University
<2> So I waited until I had a stack of email from them and hit reply all myself, and asked if we could come to an agreement. Their main office called me back THAT DAY to tell me they were taking care of my bill.
<5> TenBaseT: LOL!
<10> TenBaseT: hehehehe nice :)
<2> I feel bad for the poot ****er that didnt notice the earthlink address in the middle of a dozen corporate ones
<2> not that bad though because he called me an ***hole
<5> TenBaseT: that's actually a pretty slick tactic.
<10> siglite: yeah, I wanna rememebr that one in the future
<2> siglite: yeah, no ****. I'm definitely doing it again if I ever have to send complaints to bigwigs
<2> hey D-side
<5> my last complaint I sent to a corporation... well, you know all about that. It was springfield armory.
<2> please tell me what you think of my decision to cancel my ATT phone and DSL service and switch to Charter?
<2> This'll be good.
<2> LOL hahah Springfield.
<8> TenBaseT: I believe the previous response was, "good luck with that"
<5> atompngn: that was you or me that said that.
<2> I was asking D-side because he's an expert on the Internet
<8> TenBaseT: siglite said "You'll be sorry"
<2> hahah
<5> lol, yeah, that's more my speed.
<2> Hey atompngn can I /msg you?
<0> TenBaseT: he beat it, I've heard
<2> siglite: have you ever heard of Rock Islan Armory?
<10> http://hotdlz.com/deal/cd15913d14fa930f9556ee9041583fae/ <-- 100gb for $10.
<5> Nanuq: what do his spanking habits have to do with the inter..... uh, never mind.
<5> TenBaseT: nope
<2> they sell milspec 1911A1's for $350
<2> I went and fondled one the other day, it feels okay
<10> a 91/30
<2> I mean, it's a straight mil-spec 1911: big, heavy, parked, walnut slab grips
<2> My buddy's getting a C&R
<2> I dont think I Want the ATF to have a reason to raid me.
<2> so I'm staying away from that ****
<10> TenBaseT: hehe this is New Hampshire. I look odd by not having it.
<5> oh **** on that.
<2> LOL
<2> yeah you'll look odd when the taxmen in ski masks break your door down at 3am because you didnt cross a T in your bound book
<10> TenBaseT: bah.
<2> I saw a great quote the other day
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