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<0> PolarWolf: WHat, the solar flares? ;)
<1> ha ha ha
<2> Tron: Hey, it's a good excuse!
<1> Tron: dude.. the whole planet suffers then (at least the bright side) :P
<2> Stright from the BOFH book of excuses
<0> Lion-O: Yes, well, that's the whole point of the amusingly sarcastic comment, itsn't it. ;)
<3> btw, those excuses don't actually work on the BOFH
<1> bah, you guys are only making fun of very liable excuses ;)
<3> he'd give me more than a sarcastic comment if i was late
<0> Cynic: cattleprod?
<0> Hmm. *bing* Idea...
<1> this is weird... Last night I peeked at bash.org and saw a whole load of downgraded comments on their 'latest' section. Now they're all gone.
<3> Tron: he goes all solemn and quiet when he's pissed. that's when you know to be scared.
<0> Cynic: Sounds _exactly_ like me.
<0> I now have standing behind me, the Spikey Trident of Sharpness.



<1> lol
<3> if he yelled "dirtyhippiebastard!" down the corridor, i knew i was alright
<1> Tron: your famous LART ? ;)
<0> Lion-O: Bingo.
<3> Tron: +1? ;)
<1> lol
<1> Tron: whats its usual place?
<0> Lion-O: Oh it's usually hidden away in some forgotten corner of the building.
<1> ha ha ha, thats funny
<0> Lion-O: It scares visiting clients so we have to hide it.
<1> lol
<0> "Good aftternoo... oh that *is* a spikey sonofabitch... *nervous grin*"
<3> hehe
<0> Ah here it comes..
<1> oh my god, I have to forward this to daph: http://www.bash.org/?290466
<0> Oh btw... does anyone know if Coma has been around lately? Russ wants to know.
<1> Tron: I saw him yesterday iirc.
<0> Lion-O: I think that was tavi impersonating him.
<3> no, that was tavi-san
<1> and you can tell rh<tab> that the hurting will eventually subdue ;)
<0> Lion-O: Russ wants to ask Coma to hold email for siksai (his domain) for a bit.
<0> Lion-O: Seeing as Russ has just moved house and is without t3h 1nt4rw3b for the next few weeks.
<1> Tron: aaah, ofcourse. Well, I'll keep an eye out for him. Will p*** the message on neko.
<0> Ta' muchly.
<0> Lion-O: So, you had ISP problems last night then. ;)
<1> ./memo send coma rhowe vraagt of je zijn mail voor siksai wilt bewaren ivm de verhuizing en het nog geen Inet hebben.
<1> there you go
<0> Lion-O: Welcome to my universe. ;)
<4> Tron: Without internet? Surely there is a neighbour to picky-back on WiFi-wise?
<0> wlfshmn: I don't think so, not in rhowe's new neighborhood ;)
<4> Tron: He moved into the shrublands?
<0> wlfshmn: He's already tried, but the signals a tad too weak, and they're all WPA secured, apparently ;)
<0> wlfshmn: He's moved to literally the back of this building (about 10 minutes walk). I personally would not live there.
<2> Tron: So set up a wifi connection for him on the company network?
<0> PolarWolf: Far too many buildings in the way.
<4> Tron: Nothing a 5W directed transmission can't solve ;)
<4> Tron: Whats the law among friends, eh ;)
<5> use a cantenna
<5> 5 KM
<0> wlfshmn: Haha!
<5> peer-to-peer
<4> sigmoid: not 5KM through reinforced concrete though ;)
<0> sigmoid: Too many building in the way, including a building with a metal roof, and also his flat is on the ground floor.
<4> eeeww.. ground floors ****
<0> The metal-roofed building is the clincher, really ;)
<5> ouch!
<6> He's moved where? Ground floor flat in ****sville?
<4> Tron: I wonder if he will learn that it's not usually a good thing to live too close to work ;)
<6> wlfshmn: well he's already mastered the not getting in on time.
<4> whyzzyrd: Tsk. I'm way better than him on that.
<4> whyzzyrd: I got to work 15 minutes ago. ;)
<0> wlfshmn: "<rhowe> I'm a very very sound sleeper" ;)
<0> Bah. I refuse to proxy irc for rhowe any more.
<4> Tron: I woken up agian 10:!5 this morning, because my alarmclock fell silent ;)
<4> Tron: That means it had been blaring since 0700 ;)
<0> wlfshmn: You go through a lot of alarm clocks do you? ;)
<0> *WHAMMO*
<1> Tron: bah, thats the problem with bosses these days... you just don't wish to do the man a favour ;)



<4> Tron: No, not physical violence, but my current alarmclock gives up after a few hours
<0> wlfshmn: Ah. Oh, I went back to karate last night. Ouch.
<1> well, now they're over one hour late.
<0> Being absent from dojo for 4 months shows.
<4> None of the usuall tricks of putting an annoying alarmclock elsewhere in the room helps, becuase I can ignore them just fine
<1> if this keeps up (11:30) I may do something stupid; like run out of the house :P
<7> wlfshmn: Get the one that explodes and doesn't turn off until you've put all the pieces back together?
<4> Tron: Similar experience here, although not quite as long an absence
<4> Pizbit: As I said, I can sleep through them
<7> wlfshmn: Just get more.
<7> And tune them to different radio stations.
<4> Pizbit: Plus, as a technie, a statement like that begs for an alternate solution.
<7> wlfshmn: Do you have a computer in the room?
<0> wlfshmn: heh, last night happened to be a Grading night too. ;) I was in a small group of an additional adult and about 10 kids, all not doing their Grading that time, with a Special Guest Star Sensei[tm] ;)
<4> Pizbit: No, no computer in the bedroom.
<0> Well, time to nip down to the shop and get some salad 'n stuff for lunch. bbiab.
<7> wlfshmn: Er, I had a good plan if you had.
<7> Guaranteed to work.
<4> Tron: It's 1000 at your place, innit?
<2> Uhoh, more mail from $work
<7> Night folks.
<6> PolarWolf: are you officially reading it?
<2> whyzzyrd: Sure
<6> PolarWolf: They need your ***istance then?
<2> whyzzyrd: Apparently
<2> Look at the syntax of their newfangled Monad shell
<2> I mean, that's designed to make shivers crawl up and down people's backs
<8> lartc.org points me on this line...
<8> IMPORTANT: We received a report that MASQ and SNAT at least collide with marking packets. Rusty Russell explains it in this posting. Turn off the reverse path filter to make it work properly.
<8> is that the rp_filter which i should set to zero for the interface?
<2> struct2: suspect so
<9> osx86 really work in intell systems?
<9> <9> i have amd64
<1> cyber_expres: that hardly has anything to do with Linux. Ask your reseller.
<0> wlfshmn: It was when you asked, yes.
<9> ok
<9> thanks
<0> wlfshmn: Thing is, 10am seems to be the optimal time for me to pop down to the shop, because by that time most people are stuck in their offices working, and the shop has very little other ****wits in it to get in my way ;)
<0> wlfshmn: Nothing I hate more than being stuck in a shop with lots of stupid people in it all getting in my way. Feelings of wanting to do great harm to the majority of them ensue. ;)
<4> Tron: Ah. Ok, it all makes sense when you can point at a valid antisocial rationale ;)
<0> I'm probably needing psychotherapy or something to correct this, but, what the heck..
<8> i cannot find the following in lartc nor netfilter.org
<8> when i have -j MARK rule, and afterwards a -j SNAT rule matching both a single packet
<8> does both rules apply to the packed, or only the first in the chain?
<6> Tron: quite good they are
<0> whyzzyrd: Running snort on my firewall is probably unsafe though.
<0> WOnder if anyone's done that and has a "recipe" for the bridging required to do such a thing... *searches*
<6> Tron: I'm running it on a mirror of the traffic, provided by the router.
<0> whyzzyrd: *nod* I wouldn't even begin to know how to do that. :)
<6> Tron: well, you start by buying a decent DSL router.
<6> Tron: then you tell it to mirror all the traffic from the dsl interface, out a spare ethernet port.
<11> routers generally don't mirror
<11> that's what you do on a switch
<0> whyzzyrd: I'm referring to my home connection. I have a linux box acting as firewall, which has a DSL adapter attached to it making it my DSL gateway too.
<0> whyzzyrd: There must be somw - heh - wizardry you can do to mirror traffic on the linux box..
<12> hey Tron, whyz
<12> exel
<0> Nanuq
<11> hi nanuq
<6> exel: I suppose a 7613 doesn't count as a router eh?
<11> the 7000 series are all routers as far as I know
<6> exel: and strangely, I find it works on my 6513's too. but they *are* layer-3 switches.
<1> At times like these I wished I had a webcam. Then I'd put it before the window, facing the front door. Disable the bell and go back to bed with my laptop :P
<11> but you may have missed my 'generally'.
<6> exel: Ahh. I did.
<11> it's normally more logical do let a switch to the mirroring. I'm sure there are routers that can do it too.
<1> oh well, almost 12. I don't think people will be showing up
<11> s/do/to/
<6> exel: when the traffic feed comes into the router, and then into integrated service modules, you need to do it on the router.


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