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<0> We generally don't like people who bring the subject up either.
<1> That, too.
<2> ok fellas i get the picture..
<1> whyzzyrd: In other words, that +a flag is rather nifty.
<3> Heh, snow scooters are fun
<4> I also want a new pair of fingers to type with. more time and another cup of coffee.
<5> professional hacker?
<6> employed by the mafia ?
<7> D-side: sound like sarcasm to me
<7> probably a wannabe
<6> here ? naaahhh
<7> anyways... I'm writing an article on m*** virtual hosting, any request for content?
<7> http://www.kfwebs.net/articles/article/34/M***+Virtual+Hosting+using+Apache is what I'm at so far
<8> I really do believe I would like to go back home.



<9> home even
<9> Ank_***y: english in here
<10> heh nice jokes, never saw them before http://www.computergames.ro/forum/showpost.php?p=35560646&postcount=3756
<10> and http://www.computergames.ro/forum/showpost.php?p=35560635&postcount=3755
<0> kosmo: Define "m***" ?
<8> Shadur: *blinks*
<8> Shadur: either the property of a body that causes it to have weight in a gravitational field or the regular gathering of Roman Catholics for services. why do you ask ?
<0> Er, s/kosmo/K_F/
<7> Shadur: yes, I will elaborate a little bit more on the "What is M*** Virtual Hosting" chapter
<7> This would include altering mkdir /webs/m***/$HOST to mkdir -p /webs/m***/${HOST:0:1}/${HOST:0:2}/${HOST:0:3}/$HOST
<0> K_F: Also, WRT that article, I've got 90+ webhosting clients, each with their own virtual host (and, more often than not, multiple server aliases). My solution involves a perlscript that writes a standard customized vhost file in /etc/apache2/sites-available/ and then a2ensite's the site in question.
<7> Shadur: another solution would be using a RewriteMap for that (with regards to my setup)
<7> but you are right, I could add that
<0> K_F: Yeah, but last I checked mod_rewrite was a bit CPU intensive...
<11> morning guys
<7> Shadur: its not really that bad
<0> K_F: Besides, I need to log access_log and error_log for each site into a different file so that we can track webstats properly.
<0> "Properly" as defined by mangler.
<7> Shadur: yeah, as soon as you start doing that it make sense to have their own virtual host directive, but it can cause problems with regards to open file pointers
<7> what this does is to log to a central file
<7> then split it
<0> K_F: apache only actually reads those files at startup or on apachectl graceful; it doesn't keep them open.
<0> Oh, WRT logging. Yeah, it might.
<7> split-logfile2 < /webs/m***/access_log
<7> and you get domainname.log
<7> for each virtual host
<7> implement that in the log-rotate and run it once a day
<7> but 90 isn't a problem
<7> heck, I created 1000 hosts to test it yesterday :)
<7> exactly
<10> http://www.bash.org/?610847
<7> Shadur: I added a section on the logfile, did it clear it up a little?
<12> which version of kernel 2.4.x is stable?
<0> It's "Maximum", not "maximal", by the way.
<0> bega: The latest, probably, given that 4 is an even number.
<7> Shadur: hehe, thank you for that. will have to run a spellcheck on the whole thing at one point :)
<0> And that active 2.4 development has pretty much stopped a while ago
<12> which is most stable?!
<8> bega: youre not making sense.
<8> bega: www.kernel.org
<13> most stable? obviously not him...
<14> hello, can someone help me?
<0> kabaritul, please go to http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html and pay careful attention to the suggestions there. It'll improve your chances of getting a useful answer.
<15> what a lousy day.. rain, rain, rain
<7> there, mentioned a skeleton directory as well
<7> Lion-O: snow here
<14> I have an iso file of a dvd and i would like to make a virtual drive so i can use the dvd like if it was in a dvd drive, i tried reading the mount help but it didn't help
<15> K_F: eew
<7> Lion-O: regarding skeleton or snow?
<7> kabaritul: keep reading
<15> K_F: snow
<14> so helping
<14> pfff, you sure are "helpers"
<14> ?
<16> Lion-O beatutiful and sunny, for ONCE in montreal. Smells like spring



<15> kabaritul: no we're not.
<15> kabaritul: are you sure you read this channels description?
<16> we're actually above zero celsius
<7> kabaritul: whom have ever claimed we're "helpers"?
<7> you're in the wrong universe
<16> heh, scared a noob away
<7> one good deed of the day
<15> :-)
<16> I bet he's frantically searching for his XP cd to reinstall a supported os
<15> bah. I have had it and declare today officially over.
<9> Lion-O: good call
<15> reality: Happy birthday man!
<15> belated so it seems but..
<17> Thanks
<17> Spent the night porting mythstreamtvLive to 0.19
<6> he was avoiding traditional birthday kicks
<7> reality: happy birthday
<17> Well, that and the woman won't be here until Friday night
<17> Thanks K_F
<17> And it's her birthday on Monday
<17> So, we'll celebrate this weekend
<15> aaah, cool
<15> reality: I hope you'll be having a good time!
<17> Of course
<17> Lion-O: We'll be releasing mythstreamtvLive to the world.
<17> hehe
<17> Yeah, we're dorks.
<15> hehehe :-)
<13> reality, yes, I live in a cave and I don't get out much. . . what does mythstreamtvLive do?
<17> Ka-bar: It's a web based front end to mythtv which uses mythtv's channel listings to setup a streaming tv server.
<7> reality: for some reason I interprented as you and the gf would be on the other end of the stream, I have a dirty dirty mind....
<17> It's based on mythstreamTV...except that requires you to record. This just streams directly from your TV card
<13> sweet
<10> hrm internet connection kinda borked again
<10> which is a NO NO for voip
<10> Lion-O: can i quick privmsg you for a bit?
<13> what I'm interested in is recording on mythTV and playing back through my Xbox later.
<18> hey
<17> Ka-bar: There's an Xbox front end
<18> i all of you dorks
<10> piv-4: keep the smart lines to yourself please
<17> piv-4: Seriously. Don't make me drop my nutsack into your throat...it's early.
<18> sorry, yoda just came out of my mouth
<10> rofl, reality bites
<19> piv-4: yoda prefers someone who swallows
<18> i need some basic help
<10> also yoda doesnt talk, he just thinks about talking and we can hear him
<13> piv-4, http://hetracil.com
<18> obviously
<19> piv-4: so ask a question or something already
<18> i was looking at hetracil
<18> uh
<19> we bore easily. ADD or something.
<18> setting up ssh shells on mandrak
<18> ?
<18> like i want a couple of people to get in but.. you know
<13> piv-4, please go to http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html and pay careful attention to the suggestions there. It'll improve your chances of getting a useful answer.
<18> ka bar, i dont think im going to click your link
<10> piv-4: then go **** yourself
<18> okay
<13> This is not a help channel. We may help you, but only if you're smart about it.
<8> piv-4: come back thursday and **** yourself.
<18> okay
<10> kosmo: that line isnt yours!
<10> wb Sean
<13> If you're not smart about asking questions, then you'll get useless answers, like the hetracil link.
<8> tavi-san: I told him I was stealing it :)
<18> 120 ***holes in one room, this must be highschool
<8> piv-4: www.tdlp.org. no go play.
<10> piv-4: also all of them are geeks who know your ip, now leave ***wipe
<18> okee


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