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<0> i was wondering how you were gonna get into the atm
<1> so after about an hour of more phone calls and **** another vendor shows up with a key
<2> And here I thought you had get smarts phone number :P
<1> I power down a router
<1> install the CSU
<1> power it up
<3> hahaha thats ****ing awesome
<1> nothing works
<1> I look at the other vendor "dude, my job's done. See ya."
<1> I ride home
<0> hahaha
<4> hahah
<0> yeah, you replaced the csu
<0> there went his cable modem, haha
<2> cna charged them for the tiem waiting around watching mall chix0rs
<4> when he shows back up, everyone restart the d/l and lets do it to him again. :D



<3> hey I just wanted to say that this magsafe connector on this laptop is absolutely the best goddamned idea anyone has ever had
<4> TenBaseT: i bet.
<4> and **** you, gloater.
<3> and
<3> hey you got skype up D-side ?
<3> I still havent used this BUILT IN CAMERA
<3> now I'm just being a cunt
<5> I got skype up
<5> But, it goes to my cell phone and not to the computer
<4> TenBaseT: yeah yeah you've got a camera
<0> hang on, tbt, i'll turn on my webcam
<4> if i wanted to see what you'd look like i'd take a **** and peer in the bowl
<0> i'll let you see it
<4> go **** yourself
<3> Seriously for $1200 this thing is the best idea ever.
<4> and you didnt even BUY the thing. god damn you
<5> What is it?
<3> oh you know what I dont even have a video version of skype
<4> yes i know that, but like you said, you were just being cunty
<3> bitch when you're married all the money comes out of the same pot
<3> so I DID pretty much buy it
<4> that sounds like a hard lesson i dont have to learn yet. :D
<5> WTF did he/she/it buy?
<2> that magsafe connector is rather interesting. too bad all the other connectors are not just like it
<6> Welcome to Indiana... Hoosier daddy?
<6> :D I have an interview Wednesday.
<6> I hope my future boss isn't here to know what kind of a schmuck I am.
<7> heh.
<1> that ****ing ****ed
<6> siglite: Black hole?
<1> right as you guys started hitting my site, my IP changed
<7> provider not allowing servers?
<8> bwhahahaa
<6> Ok. Show of hands... How many people here have interviewed in sweat pants?
<8> Cancerman...i've never interviewed dressed like that
<3> hah
<0> CancerMan: where at in indiana?
<4> I can't imagine any sane person would do such a thing.
<1> ok, but anyway, where was I
<6> dogbert2: If you're the William I know, then you're a liar. :P
<0> siglite: you replaced the csu, nothing worked, you left
<6> prometheus: I am in Arr-Kansas.
<1> oh, hahah
<1> ok, yeah, so they call back today
<8> not me...
<1> "they really liked you, they asked for you to come back out."
<0> CancerMan: yeah, i thought you meant you had an interview in indiana or something
<1> *boggle*
<4> siglite: next time kick someone in the beanbag.
<1> but I'm tied up, so I send one of our cisco weenies out there
<4> they'll double your rate
<6> No. I have an interview with a company based out of Plano, but that's here.
<1> he's out there for four hours
<1> then he calls me "hey man, can you bring the old CSU back?"
<1> which I do
<1> we plug the old CSU back in, and everything instantly comes back up
<4> thats outstanding.
<1> ticket closed
<1> lol



<0> haha
<8> pfft...
<4> what type csu? specific for the atm?
<0> just needed reseated or what?
<1> oh god
<6> siglite: Why were you replacing it?
<1> they had a ****ty nortel router out there
<1> CancerMan: **** if I know
<4> so what, it needs DIPs set on it or something? or was it an actual card, so it's all done in the router's config?
<1> all done in the router config
<6> Hey now. We have ****ty Nortel routers!
<4> well then what the ****
<4> CancerMan: what, you want an apology?
<1> they had the LEC out there three times testing the circuit
<1> which I find hilarious
<6> D-side: No. I want some of this kick *** Cisco hardware so I can make up my own mind.
<8> our LEC ****s goph3r balls
<4> what type circuit though? they used to use bull**** DDS lines for that
<4> good luck finding an ilec monkey who'll remember that ****.
<1> frame
<4> the ****ers around here dont even grok isdn.
<4> well theres no excuse for that ****.
<1> oh, I'm in agreement
<1> the router's beat to ****
<6> I am not in understanding of ISDN or T1's yet.
<1> I told them, "look you guys need to replace this whole router. And screw it to the wall this time. The money carriers are apparently beating the **** out of it."
<4> CancerMan: doubt you'll never need to touch isdn.
<4> hah wow
<6> But one of our T1s has gone down, and I'll need to get it back up -- being that when I finally get a new job, I'll have to turn the lights out.
<4> CancerMan: what, its down right now?
<4> siglite: sounds like a fun couple of days
<1> well, my DNS is updated if you guys want to get those files again.
<4> not here it isnt.
<4> ofw, i can wait anyway.
<0> just scroll up, his ip's up there
<0> my dl should start in like 3h50m or so
<1> whoa
<1> wtf?
<4> man, when specter ****s on the administration, watch out
<0> okay, lindsey's bitchin' for me to come to bed, so later guys
<1> ok
<4> later.
<1> this is a STRANGE request
<4> oh boy.
<1> I've never seen this **** before
<1> GET /.hash=bb4bb2e5a8f1f2428e5584fab610b923976635fe
<1> I have two of them
<1> for different hashes
<1> returned 404s
<4> its still resolving your old ip here.
<6> Whoa... Prometheus is sleeping with Lindsay Lohan?
<6> Wow.
<9> WTF was that? Just heard a loud boom or explosion
<4> yeah well, you know
<4> the *****'s free 'cause the crack cost money.
<1> cappicard: terrists
<9> lol
<1> probably canadian.
<9> just heard it a few seconds ago.
<9> heh, in Kansas City? ;)
<1> one if by land, two if by sea, a silk scarf if by montreal
<6> cappicard: If you're near Fayatteville, AR...
<6> ...uh... then I just let one rip.
<4> a p***port if by WI? :D
<1> heh
<9> CancerMan, LOL
<1> she, someone let USGS know. Thier siezmographs are probably going ape**** if CancerMan farted.
<6> Eh. I wouldn't call them to tell them what it was.
<9> CancerMan, damn, wtf did you eat if I can hear it in Kansas City ;)
<6> I'd call them to tell them that there's another one coming. It was shrimp-fest at the Red Lobster, and I got more where that came from.
<9> oh my. heh


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