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<0> it's the inside
<1> did you see that one guys rant about "the CVS excuse" last month?
<1> that **** cracked me up
<1> hahah it was 1500 scathing words on how "Oh, thats been fixed in CVS for 6 weeks now" isnt a valid response to a bug thats been in a release version for months
<1> google for "the CVS excuse" and I'm sure you'll find it
<0> hahah
<1> it's almost a jwz quality rant
<0> yeah, didn't come up
<2> haha
<2> yeah i read that too.
<2> the comments afterwards are great
<0> must've been something on /. or something
<0> and I don't read /.
<2> i dont recall that being the case
<2> i think i found it off linuxtoday maybe.



<3> jwz quality rant. . . heh
<1> http://programming.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=06/05/09/2011212&from=rss
<1> the CVS cop-out
<3> laters.
<1> I read slashdot solely to laugh at the comments underneath
<1> anything that dares to slaughter a /. sacred calf is the best
<1> because it's like 5000 comic book guys screaming
<1> FROM HELLS HEART AND MY PARENTS BASEMENT I STAB AT THEE
<0> heh
<2> i'm trying to decide if i like lacuna coil
<0> I totally dig lacuna coil
<0> I have been spreading the disease too
<0> I got schitzo completely hooked on 'em
<2> the depeche mode cover is great.
<0> I've found that lacuna coil is perfect "zone" music
<0> like, when you're configuring a system or writing code, and need to get in the zone for a while
<1> who?
<2> i can see that. i'm only on track 3 here. heh
<0> lacuna coil is great background music for that
<1> I help maintain a web-based service used by hundreds of people daily. We pay a few thousand bucks a year to keep it going, and put in a fair bit of time. We get maybe two thank you notes a month, but if it's ever down or buggy, we get a couple of complaints an hour, some of them frothingly rude.
<0> something about her voice just does it for me
<1> Now, whenever I use or download something I like, I take ten minutes to write a little note to the people who make it. I encourage everybody to do that; it makes a big difference.
<1> hahah thats actually a pretty good point.
<1> I think I'm going to write some FOSS thank you notes.
<2> "dear rms: thanks for having a great idea 30 years ago. please now stand in front of a bus."
<0> hahahah
<1> No, his note will fall into the frothingly rude category
<0> and... just because it's D-side , I have to point out that "please now stand" is the nip coming out in him.
<2> "lolol dewd take a BATH bwhahaha!!!1111"
<1> can I get this lacuna coil from you guys if I think it's good?
<2> that would be piracy you ****.
<3> I'm *still* pissed at RMS for calling me at home at 3 in the ****ing morning. and that was quite some number of years ago now.
<1> hey look I'll give you $10 and you'll delete your copy
<2> uh. yeah. thats exactly what will happen.
<0> TenBaseT: yeah, I'll hook you up with about 4 cds worth
<1> Zero 7 is my choice for zone music
<0> maybe 5
<1> hey this isnt bad
<2> i've only got the last cd, "karmacode" i think it is.
<0> I'll hook you both up
<4> siglite: *cough*
<0> yeah, I have 41 lc tunes
<0> prometheus_: you want in on it too?
<4> sure
<4> but i can get it from one of them or something
<0> keep in mind that my upstream is total ****, and you guys will completely crush my bandwidth for a good 10 hours or so.
<2> give em to tbt then and we'll kill his bw afterwards.
<2> because he's a **** and he'll owe me anyway.
<2> :D
<0> hahah
<0> I think about 15 of those tunes are in italian
<4> i'll do something like "sleep 14400 && wget ..."
<2> I won't. :D
<0> I tarred it too, if you guys just wanna grab lc.tar in the same directory
<0> and if you're wgetting *, you might wind up with everything twice if you grab the tarball :)
<1> hahahah goddamn this is a comedy of errors
<4> i'll just grab the tarball, starting in 4h or so



<1> wget isnt on the mac.
<1> so I go to install darwinports, which isnt either
<4> lynx?
<1> darwinports wont install because I dont have the dev tools
<0> isn't it a damned shame you don't have apt-get?
<0> :)
<0> OSX is the new Slackware!!!!
<4> haha
<1> I had fink before
<2> jesus thats a statement
<1> which is apt-get for OSX
<1> I just figured that since it's BSD I should be using ports
<4> hey, you guys know how i said i hoped today was better than the last few days?
<2> was it?
<4> i was still in bed at 9.20am this morning when i got a page that the whole ****in' phone system was dead
<2> haha
<4> not a working phone in the building
<1> man I'm getting pornspam on MSN IM
<5> fantastic :)
<6> fired persons payback
<4> had to have a tech guy drive down from indy, took him a bit to troubleshoot, figured out we had two dead power supplies, so he had to call another tech to drive 'em down from indy
<7> hello guizz :)
<0> hahah
<4> so at 2.30pm today we got the phone's back
<0> wow
<0> that's a lot of phone downtime
<0> what happened? pbx catch on fire?
<0> oh
<0> dead power supplies
<5> naww, too much VoIP pr0n :)
<0> did I tell you guys about my strange ****ing tech support call yesterday?
<0> cuz, it got more ****ed up today
<2> thats possible?
<0> yeah
<0> D-side: you heard about the one yesterday, right?
<0> where some company I've never heard of dispatched me to a bank (that turned out to be an ATM machine) to replace a CSU, right?
<0> so today, they call, their ****'s down
<0> I'm tied up, and send our resident crisco weenie out there
<2> er no
<2> no i never heard that
<0> lol
<0> oh dude it was ****ed up
<0> my phone rings, and there's this paniced bitch from texas on the line
<2> so what, dds line?
<0> "do you guys subcontract?"
<2> haha oh boy
<0> "uhhhhh, yeah"
<0> "good, I need you to go to $address and install a CSU"
<1> ahahaha robot chicken star wars
<1> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9zwhersfk
<0> "um, we typically need a contract to subcontract"
<0> but anyway, we get that **** straightedn out
<0> and I go to the address
<0> no bank
<0> after about thirty phone calls I figure out that It's an ATM
<0> so I'm standing there beside the ATM
<0> and this guy walks up in a courier shirt
<2> jesus christ
<0> "are you keith morgan?"
<0> "who wants to know?"
<0> "I have a package for keith morgan?"
<0> "what's in it?"
<0> "I don't know"
<0> "open it"
<0> "I can't do that."
<0> "dude, I don't know you, and I'm not signing for ****."
<0> he opens it
<0> it's the CSU/DSU card
<0> great
<0> so now I'm standing outside an ATM machine with a CSU DSU card.
<8> siglite: yup that article (Gadi) [lagged response] watching Wrongfully Accused.
<0> WTF am I supposed to do now? knock on the ATM display, "hey, hello? wanna let me in?"
<4> i was wondering how you were gonna get into the atm


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