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<0> so it seems
<1> w0000t
<2> upgrade first
<1> disconnect from internet first
<0> ew ha
<3> ****. Ancient and riddled with vulnerabilities.
<2> no one will help you with RH 6.1 here
<0> hahahahahahahaha
<4> funny eh?
<0> i thought so
<1> 1) disconnect 2) get a clue 3) reinstall
<0> :) thanks
<3> In fact I'd be surprised it hasn't already been r00ted.
<4> bbl.
<0> got a clue, just dont do a lot of linux administration



<3> icenyne: TRust us when I say, if it hasn't already been r00ted, and it's on the internet and unprotected, it'll be r00ted very very soon.
<2> icenyne: install debian, then come back
<0> what debian version do you recommend?
<2> icenyne: sarge
<2> stable
<0> thanks
<5> siglite: Leenoux isn't a targeted for support OS
<6> I ****ing hate my users.
<7> Falchion: Maybe you should change your job to a non consumer facing position then
<6> PolarWolf: Agreed.
<8> Falchion: what now?
<8> Falchion: or just the typical "morons on parade?"
<9> PW: yeah provide internal support. No idiots inside the company, right? ;)
<10> RelDrgn, bwahaha
<10> RelDrgn, internal call: "I can't check my email. And don't tell me to try entering my p***word again because I've already done that ten times."
<10> RelDrgn, so I go to $user's workstation
<10> RelDrgn, as I enter $user's office I can see that the CapsLock indicator is on
<10> RelDrgn, so I stalk over to $user's desk, stab the CapsLock key, and stalk away
<11> Caps Lock should be abolished
<12> amen
<11> not to mention that on PC keyboards it's placed where Ctrl should be
<2> I LIKE CAPS LOCK!
<6> Ka-bar: We had a customer who insisted our website keeps logging him in every time he logged off... We figured that alrtight, he could be using a plugin or program that can do that but it isn't our site. he INSISTED that our website was moving his cursor to the login box, typed in his info and then clicked the Login button...
<6> mod-: At least you don't have 2 DEL keys liek my mac at work. heh
<2> he had a replay programm running?
<6> And I have 2 enter keys on my ibook.
<6> OldMonk: We have no idea. We think he's just off his meds.
<2> nah, capture/replay thingie.
<6> OldMonk: Only when logging out of our site?
<2> Falchion: no idea, i just know those beasts exist
<6> OldMonk: Judging by how the guy sounded, I'm pretty sure he was just off his meds.
<11> Falchion: by the way, if i'm not mistaken Macs these days have only one of Delete / Backspace right?
<9> maybe his right hand didn't know what his left was doing?
<6> mod-: On my laptop, yes, only 1 delete key.
<6> RelDrgn: That's what I said :)
<11> how annoying
<11> Falchion: and i bet they'll have some user-friendliness claim for that (simpler interface and the like)
<6> mod-: yeah. Almost as annoying as putting the ****iing USB ports on the left side of the laptop. Since most peopel are right handed, the mouse would go on the right so the ports should be there. They aren't kidding when they say Think Different.
<6> mod-: But explain thw two enter keys on my laptop. hehe
<6> Windows Vista Beta 2 Available for Public Download
<6> OOPS, wrogn window
<11> Falchion: just saw a picture of the keyboard layout. man, that's plain braindamaged
<6> mod-: heh yep.
<11> Falchion: apparently they're doing that to complete the numeric keypad simulation, but it's just surreal
<6> heh
<11> i like this page BTW:
<11> http://developer.apple.com/documentation/Hardware/Developer_Notes/Macintosh_CPUs-G3/ibook/3_Input-Output/chapter_4_section_12.html
<11> ... which saws the Command key becoming a Windows key (!) when the Fn key is pressed
<11> and the second Enter becoming the Right Click key
<6> shudder
<8> Falchion: hrh
<8> er, heh
<13> feh, I miss gnu utilities on slowlaris
<14> hi just wondering if anyone know of a way to use the shared-mime-info package? What i want to do is figure out the mime type of a file in my program.
<11> Sunblade: easily installed, no?
<13> mod-: yes, but not that easily imo, apt-get rocks :P
<11> Sunblade: of course :^)
<11> Sunblade: still, last time i used Solaris, i remember it having some sort of package repository where you could download things from and install them... (with somewhat less automation of course)



<13> sunfreeware yes
<15> mod-: or blastwave, approaches apt-get very close.
<13> I only use solaris when I absolutely have to :)
<15> hmm, IMO its superior on the server platform.
<13> not imo :P
<5> I concur with Lion-O
<15> Just saw a nice demo this afternoon; swapping out bad memory & a bad processor.
<5> so Sunblade .... phbthtbthtbthbthtbth
<13> not impressed :)
<15> LIVE. Hot swappable, I don't see Linux do that 8)
<10> Lion-O, heh, I had an amusing incident with psradm some years ago
<8> feh. Stratus was doing that a long time ago...
<16> I concur with schitzo and Lion-O
<13> not to mention that sun is fscking expensive
<9> Lion-O: it can on the right harware with the right patches
<10> Lion-O, sendmail 8.8.x would occasionally hang a processor on Sol2.5/SPARC, to the extent you couldn't even determine which processor was hung
<10> Lion-O, so Sun suggested using psradm to down and up the affected processor
<10> Lion-O, "but how do I know which processor to bounce?" "Um, just guess"
<11> Lion-O: actually, CPU and memory hot-swapping is something that's being worked on on Linux right now
<10> Lion-O, would you care to guess the results of my guess? ;)
<8> so just start bouncing all the processors, one at a time, until you find the right one...
<9> couldn't you tell which processors were still alive though?
<10> Ka-bar, there were two
<10> Ka-bar, one of which was hung
<15> Anyway, $meet is over, I got a nice new order and a new toy to play with and have been in the traffic melee for over an hour :)
<15> beer time
<17> http://www.johnsadowski.com/big_spanish_castle.html
<15> Liandrin: hehehe, the wrong one? ;)
<10> RelDrgn, not that Sun or I could identify >.<
<10> Lion-O, yeah.
<11> Lion-O: what toy? :^)
<11> Liandrin: ouch :^)
<10> we had all sorts of screwy issues with that particular box
<15> mod-: a 19" tyan box, dual opteron, dual psu, raid 5 and I don't know how much memory. Needs to be rebuild while maintaining the data. My company is probably going to do support for it too.
<10> we found that because of the arrangement of hardware, if we used the internal SCSI bus while the other buses were busy, we could exceed the Sbus bandwidth limit and cause the onboard ethernet to hang
<11> Lion-O: nice
<16> That's good stuff
<15> man, I'm exhausted but glad to be home.
<18> EHLO
<15> say, any of you ever worked with Plesk before? I've seen that in action this afternoon too (on a Windows server) and from what I've seen it doesn't look too bad.
<13> I just needed to deactivate stricthostkey checking because the latest sun cluster patch contains a bug
<19> w00t. HPV vaccine just got FDA approval
<6> HPV?
<17> papilloma
<10> human papilloma virus?
<6> dunno what that is
<17> genital warts
<10> causes genital warts, certain kinds of pelvic cancers
<6> That would explain why I don't know it ;
<6> ;)
<6> Orochi: heh
<17> ;)
<16> Well, that does beg the question, for sure
<18> Lion-O: If not Plesk suits you.. look at Reddragons (#linuxhelp) GNUHH.
<19> It's responsible for 70
<19> % of cervical cancer cases
<17> but, being that its a vaccine, it shouldnt work on people that are currently infected...
<19> And no, dip****, it's not genital warts
<10> "A separate group of HPVs are typically transmitted through ***ual contact. Some ***ually-transmitted HPVs, such as types 6 and 11, can cause genital warts. However, most HPV types that infect the genitals tend not to cause noticeable symptoms."
<19> Orochi: Seeing as about 20 million people in the US alone have it and higher in other parts of the world (approaching 90% of the populace), it's a good thing
<17> http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/stdhpv.htm
<18> Oh lord, diseases diseases
<15> Bjprn-: aah, yeah. His irc channel is located on neko these days.
<13> yay i need to create a software raid on this old expensive sun fire box :P, because hardware raid isn't available :)
<15> yeah, rtfm n00b :-)
<19> This is huge news because the Christian Coalition was so hard up to not have the vaccine approved
<6> Another reaspn the CC are a bunch of ****tards


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