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<0> Damn, Anna Nicole Smith is dead.
<1> Jostein: :P
<1> arpf: If you're going to insult me, do it in a language I understand.
<1> See, that's proper use of you're.
<2> Nanuq: you're right
<3> why you insulted me first?
<1> arpf: Do you know what a dip**** is?
<3> like the one in your *** right?
<1> Now you're not making any sense.
<1> Besides, what I put up my arse is my business.
<2> Nanuq: he did in the first place?
<2> arpf: I was making fun of a rotard scriptkiddie, and you were to thick to get it
<4> Wow, she died young. So young she wasn't even attractive to herself yet.
<1> Jostein: too! ;)
<2> right
<0> Falchion: She used to be hot as hell, before she started packin' on the pounds.
<0> Falchion: When she was in Playboy 10 or 12 years ago, man...
<2> Nanuq: this keyboard doesn't support double o's :P
<1> Jostein: o.O
<4> I know. But I was making a joke about her and her old dude syndrome.
<5> jlgaddis: wtf?
<0> Ka-bar: What?
<5> dead? really?
<1> Jostein: Okay, so do I want to visit the local UNIX UG?
<4> yep
<0> Ka-bar: Yeah, they found her unconscious at a hotel in .fl.us.
<2> Nanuq: masochism is underrated
<5> holy ****. get liposuctioned to death?
<1> Jostein: Some interesting people there.
<0> Ka-bar: Haha, NFI.
<4> Ka-bar: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/16654459.htm
<1> Jostein: O'Reilly weenies.
<2> Nanuq: could be fun
<1> Jostein: One older bloke, who was talking about a speech by R, of K&R, back when C was "new".
<2> lol
<3> Anna Nicole Smith
<3> died
<6> siliconeoverdose?
<3> :))))))))))))))
<2> over-inflated ego burst.
<7> AH, here we go.. Say, anyone familiar with "Spong" ? I think I got the name wrong the other day, but its a monitoring program but so far I haven't read much good stories about it. Quite frankly, not too impressed with what I saw so far either.
<7> arpf: fix your keyboard
<2> due to lack of press coverage. nasty sight :P
<6> didn't her son also drop dead recently?
<2> yeah
<3> yeah
<2> why do I know this? this is USELESS information
<0> Lion-O: Bixdata looks nice to me, but I'd have to buy it because of the number of devices.
<3> Lion-O what?
<4> You don't know much that's useful so might as well go with useless ;)
<0> Lion-O: Failing that, I may go with Zabbix.
<2> arpf: :))))))))))))))))) doesnt help your karma in here
<6> Jostein: the factoid becoems relevant due to it's proximity to huge boobs.
<5> arpf: one chin is enough, mmmkay?
<2> wlfshmn: I prefer un-mutant boobs, thank you very much
<7> jlgaddis: hmm, interesting.. I'll jot those down.. These two options linux or windows related?
<6> Jostein: me too, but that doesn't mean I stop staring ,)
<2> wlfshmn: If I were going to date aliens, I might as well date K_F
<6> Jostein: I don't think he has huge boobs.
<2> I prefer medium sized to be honest
<4> I prefer them in front of me.
<2> that too
<0> Lion-O: Both run on Linux and can pull limited data from Windows machines. At least one of them has an "agent" for Windows so that it can pull much more (Bixdata, IIRC).
<7> jlgaddis: cool, thanks for the heads up. Will definatly have a look see as well.
<0> Lion-O: IIRC, Zabbix is completely free and Bixdata is free for up to 30 devices.
<0> Lion-O: Been trying to find the perfect "monitoring" app myself for quite a while.
<7> jlgaddis: hehe :) My problem is that some just generate too much overhead for my taste. So at the moment I'm also playing with the option to write something up myself, probably quick and dirty but heck..
<8> SNMP
<8> babyeee.
<7> Strider: indeed
<6> Jostein: I ofcourse don't care about boobs, I only see and respect women as the sensitive spiritual creatures that they are.
<6> Jostein: (yeah right)
<7> HA HA HA ;-)
<5> wlfshmn: HAHAHAHAHAHA.... Good one.
<2> hahahahaha
<4> wlfshmn: I bet you even call them by name. What a disgrace.
<7> Falchion: naah, he'll probably go: "Say, Mr. woman sir?" :-)
<4> heh
<0> Lion-O: *nod* I have good SNMP monitoring of my network devices already, and a Windows app for actual "monitoring", but I'm looking for something more, especially something that can integrate the two.
<6> jlgaddis: cacti looks ideal, if only it did event reporting...
<7> jlgaddis: well, at this moment we have something which manages to generate overhead. Both on the network as well as device resources (I don't believe in software fixated at pinging every 30 seconds).
<6> Lion-O: so go for 5-minute monitoring then? most stuff doens't need to be higher res anyway
<0> wlfshmn: Yeah, I've been using that for a few years for my network devices (just for reporting traffic levels)
<0> Lion-O: *shrug* We do checks every 60s.
<6> Lion-O: it's not like you need a blow-to-blow of cpu-load or diskspace useage by the second ,)
<3> jak***
<0> If I get notifications quick enough, I can get to the datacenter and get **** fixed sometimes before anyone even notices.
<9> can somebody help me with .htaccess?
<3> script keddy
<4> Goberdini: google.com
<7> Goberdini: just read the manual...
<6> jlgaddis: the website looks like they are going to add event support in the next version, but no indication as to when that may be ;)
<10> Goberdini: #apache
<9> It's already working but not for a subdomain
<10> Goberdini: then go and configure it properly
<9> schitzo : nobody is alive their
<9> their = there
<6> I heard a new definition of scriptkiddie yesturday, refering to front-end coders who mostly do javascript and css
<7> lol
<10> wlfshmn: we call them web developers
<2> wlfshmn: hah
<0> Goberdini: Check your error_log and AllowOverride.
<0> wlfshmn: haha
<2> I thought that were web-monkeys?
<0> In that case, $webmaster == script kiddie.
<6> jlgaddis: it was in response to the ajaxification of the web, which is actually creating a group of people who use javascript as a real lanaguage (it really isn't all that bad anymore)
<6> jlgaddis: it was during a length presentation of webdesign by DWR, which is basically a wrapper that exposes java object sonm the server through an ajax bridge to your page, and from there get acted upon by software written in javascript.. more or less complete applications written into pages..
<6> I'm for one not planning on going down -that- route
<0> wlfshmn: Our $webmaster can't do anything "ajaxy" because he can't do any ASP or PHP or anything to handle the backend side.
<0> wlfshmn: Yuck.
<6> ASP deals with backend objects?
<6> I thoguht you used MTS or something for that
<0> Well, .NET ****.
<0> The javascript just calls a script on the server which in my case is always PHP or Perl, but could be .NET as well.
<11> You can register objects in the webserver which can be used by ASP
<3> jlgaddis .net is a platfom not a script
<11> Basically fancy COM objcts
<6> I like the wicket way..
<12> need help
<5> D0pEy-: http://hetracil.com/
<5> damn
<6> I just do a regular plain html markus, add a wicket namespace and a wicket:id attribute to handled tags, then I add a component for that tag in pure java per-page backend beans
<0> Hell, my "AJAX" pages aren't technically even AJAX, because they don't send back XML.
<0> They send back plain-text. =)
<6> I get plain HTML that I can hand to someone that understandas that crap to make it look pretty (just don't mess with my wicket:id attributes), and I get to work in pure java with all my existing tool support
<5> D0pEy-: http://hetracil.com/
<6> none of this JSP crap or other evil pseudo markup/logic languages or wierd templating or fragment files that I woul dneed special crap to handle other than handcrafting
<3> Ka-bar they need help
<3> i think that'sa good idea!
<5> arpf: wasn't talking to you.
<11> Lion-O: *prod*
<7> PolarWolf: shoot
<11> Lion-O: Blade 1000's for sale on MP
<7> PolarWolf: mp ?
<7> ah, mp.
<11> (and earlier this week, a 2000)
<6> PolarWolf: it bugs me that Baldes aren't baldes ;)
<13> buona notte!
<7> PolarWolf: hmm... I'm not a real fan of mp but heck... I'll have a look see later 8-)
<5> K_F: http://www.abbeyrd.org/sounds/english.wav :P
<7> PolarWolf: thanks for the notice
<11> Lion-O: Hehe
<11> Lion-O: marktplaats is useful for what it does
<11> Lion-O: And every now and then you can find good stuff on it
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