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<0> ****, i went to college for 7 years and i'd be happy making 45k right now.
<0> these ***holes get 45k for doing nothing. the least they could do is take their jobs seriously and not abuse their power.
<1> K_F: that you werent caught at those speeds. Im sure youve driven it
<2> what ***holes, politicians? :)
<3> avergage starting wage for my education is 65k or so
<0> my first encounter with a cop was looking down the barrel of his gun.
<4> i have to disagree with you , i woudln't say they don't do anythig...
<0> needless to say, my opinion about cops might be a bit biased :P
<4> probably
<3> Jostein: of course I have
<0> depends where. i live in suburbia.
<0> the only thing these cops have to deal with is handing out speeding tickets and responding to domestic disputes.
<3> Jostein: had 180 right before I got pulled over :p
<3> Jostein: why do you think he was back there..
<4> NineVolt i know a cop who was shot during a domestic dispute
<1> K_F: I know.



<1> K_F: hence the "feeling lucky" question
<4> ****ing lady tried to pull his gun out and sent an .40 down the length of his leg.
<1> anyway. I have NFI what to make for dinner
<3> I'm pondering soup
<3> califlower soup
<0> you know.
<0> **** happens.
<1> and in norwegian that means?
<0> linesmen get blown out of power lines.
<3> Jostein: blomkl
<0> ****ing, **** happens :P
<3> Jostein: but I'm actually ending on spaghetti
<1> K_F: ah
<3> opened the drawer and found it to be a splendid idea
<4> NineVolt how's belmar these days
<0> haha
<0> i'm more central jersey.
<4> i got some screwed up family that live out that way haha man
<0> i try to stay away from the radiatio... i mean beaches.
<0> you should get them a geiger counter for christmas.
<4> yeah we went to visit a while back and you know.. goto thebeach yah yah it wasclosed for pollution then reopened the next day and we all got ulcers on our legs and ****
<0> i don't even like the caribbean.
<0> i'm definitely not getting in the water by nj :P
<4> i just got back from Roatan, Honduras
<0> how's the civil unrest?
<4> peachy over there man they got that island done right... all the problems is on the mainland
<0> ah, didn't know there was an island.
<0> probably tourists-only :P
<4> it's one of the top 10 beaches in the world but yeah it's sterile over there...
<5> heh, when I travel, I go boots-on-ground. :P
<5> of course, I have a habit of traveling to wierd, scary, and strange places.
<5> thankfully most of the worst places are not on my p***port.
<0> yea, ****. that's what i was supposed to do.
<0> i need to get another p***port.
<5> I do not want to think what US immigration would think of me if I tried to enter with stamps from Iraq and Afghanistan on my p***port...
<5> Kuwait and UAE is bad enough.
<0> they'd reroute your flight to guantanamo bay.
<5> NineVolt: been there too.
<6> Strider, well, given that you were in those places working for the US military itself, one would hope they would let you in ;)
<0> o_O
<0> oh.
<0> yea, they won't mind then :P
<5> IceKarma: heh
<0> you mercenary.
<6> Strider, of course, given the INS, there's no guarantee of that ;))
<5> IceKarma: that's why I don't have stamps.
<5> I was on orders
<5> (a forign national on orders, go figure)
<5> so there's a rumour afoot that I may be going back for a short stint afterall..
<7> pack a sidearm
<5> I doubt I'd be allowed to carry, even if I could shoot worth a damn.
<8> help
<3> ShadowXstar: herpeshelp.com
<9> you're welcome
<5> ShadowXstar: sorry, we don't deal in penile dysfunction here.
<8> ok



<3> great... look at the /wi
<5> eh, you just want a wiimote
<9> ShadowXstar: try googling for a place that deals with penile depression
<8> man
<8> need
<8> boots
<3> there we go..
<5> heh, people have been noticing that I've been using old farside cartoons as note paper. :P
<3> now he is messaging me too
<3> still talking about the "boots"
<8> me need 50 boots
<8> for me chanel
<8> for me channel
<10> K_F: was it you the other day talking about having special characters in XML and escaping them?
<3> sooo.... who will get rid of the kiddie?
<3> Ka-bar: sounds like it, yes
<3> Ka-bar: if you think about the CDATA thingie
<10> yes, that was it.
<10> Help?!?!
<5> I think he wanted us to help him register a channel
<10> he said he needed 50 "boots"
<3> Ka-bar: everything between <![CDATA[ and ]]> will be ignored by the XML parser
<0> yea
<0> well you gave him one boot so far.
<5> anyhow.. I should get to work.
<5> and he wasn't bouncy. :(
<0> too bad he wasn't bouncy,
<0> heh
<0> yea, he might've gotten all 50 boots right there :P
<3> hehe
<5> anyhow, time to get productive
<3> have fun
<10> K_F: ok, so instead of <Tag>text</Tag>, I can say <Tag><![CDATA[text]]></Tag> ?
<3> yes
<10> cool.
<10> ****ing pedantic InDesign...
<3> Ka-bar: obviously ]]> is reserved
<3> so nested CDATA isn't allowed, if you use a XML value to explain an XML document :p
<10> yah, it's just text that has some funky utf8 characters in it. and InDesign doesn't like some of them.
<3> who uses that crap anyways
<0> what ,utf8?
<10> we do :-/
<0> yea, i know.
<3> that said I'm pondering signing up for an adobe seminar I got invited to
<0> what's wrong with ascii.
<0> if anything, you've got extended ascii to work with too.
<11> hello all
<0> this utf8 crap is uncalled for.
<10> NineVolt: nothing, as far as I'm concerned, but we print catalogs and other crap in multiple languages and **** like that. and the stuff coming out of the database has to be ground into proper XML so it can be imported into Adobe InDesign for the page layout.
<3> Ka-bar: tbh I doubt CDATA will help in that case, as it sounds like the parsing is the problem in the first place
<0> ah, that's horrible :P
<5> nothing wrong with utf-8
<3> Strider: just some juvenile "humor"
<10> K_F: the XML is properly formed but the parsing dies when it hits the special characters.
<10> funny thing is that our test data came out of InDesign. So, it is perfectly happy to EXPORT these characters, it just won't IMPORT them. Idiots.
<3> hmm, actually re-read, and yeah, it might help
<3> or not, bah, /me eats dinner instead
<12> ****. Got a new car stereo, and now I have to ****en get a permanent +12V from somewhere
<12> Might just as well put the amp in then too, if I have to pull cables anyway
<3> heck, lately I've even gotten them to switch my tires
<3> although... I probably have to do that myself this time
<13> K_F: on a vehicle you can't drive?
<3> nah, I guess I can find a chaffaur
<3> Nanuq: exactly
<12> K_F: Yeah, well...car stereo, standard ISO connectors and stuff
<12> Well, not so standard afterall
<7> hahahaha oh **** these guy.
<7> these guys
<7> MS's EULA on the cheap versions of Vista specifically prohibit virtualization
<14> K_F: updates? lemme check.
<7> translation: you need to buy "Home Ultimate" or one of the corporate versions to run it in Parallels on a mac.


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