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<0> eww, having a paused flash video open in firefox sends my xrealvnc cpu usage to 87%
<1> It wasn't just an attack on them, it was an attack on the root servers.
<2> Ka-bar: thats just stupid.. but yes, norwegian articles did too
<1> moot: that's because flash video ****s
<2> Ka-bar: they actually omitted DNS at all
<3> aah, and next week I'll be deploying a nice backup server in the datacentre. 300Gb + 200Gb HDs, Debian 3.1, xfs powered (filesystem) so what can go wrong? ;)
<2> Ka-bar: just said root servers of the internet
<0> Ka-bar, yes I agree
<2> Ka-bar: and that THE NET would go down
<1> K_F: DynDNS implemented some nice DDoS protections on their networks, so most attacks don't even cause them to break a sweat.
<2> Ka-bar: they use Anycast
<2> Ka-bar: but it apparently filled up the t1 pipes of some of the servers
<1> t1? dyndns doesn't use any stinking t1s.
<2> bah, kept going on UltraDNS...
<1> ah
<4> hmmmm my shower is b0rk.
<2> they have 30-40 servers around with t1s
<4> thats when i think there should be a man in the house.
<3> cheeksy: indeed! if one was present he'd be really upset if there weren't any nekkid women in the bathroom what so ever :)
<5> cheeksy: you were to translate/transliterate something for me
<5> cheeksy: done yet? :P
<4> Jostein: errmm?
<4> OH
<1> dyndns is distributed around a number of co-los and peers with tier 1 carriers. and when they detect a ddos against one of their networks, they just send a BGP null route up to their providers' routers and the traffic goes away. :)
<5> some chinese saying
<4> nah :-p
<4> RUSSIAN!
<5> right
<4> my country is RUSSIA not CHINA!
<4> K_F: i dont think your hands are made for fixing showers.
<2> Ka-bar: jup, so same thing as many other.. bgp anycast
<5> well. you -are- in china. excuse me for misremembering :P
<2> cheeksy: I could hire someone to do it..
<6> Big Gay Protocol :)
<4> Simba: yeah... walking around in towel would make him fix it faster.
<3> cheeksy: exactly :)
<2> hehe
<4> K_F: pfft. I KNEW YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING!
<2> hehe
<3> cheeksy: say what.. If you send me a picture I /might/ be able to find someone willing to fix the thing asap :)
<4> JJ: I have NEVER EVER called China MY COUNTRY!
<5> cheeksy: well. I didnt recall your exact words, now did I
<4> Simba: how fast can you teleport someone to Beijing from Dutchland?:o)
<3> cheeksy: thats not question, the real one is how fast can you get that picture over? <whistle> :)
<5> cheeksy: nah. he will just hack a chinese plumber's computer and add an appointment :P
<4> Simba: I think by the time you find someone and send here, I'll be able to dress/undress like a 1000 times.
<7> m00h
<4> .dcc send Simba somethingyouwontseeinYOURshower.jpg
<3> cheeksy: so send us 1000 foto's :)
<5> cheeksy: huge bugs?
<4> lol
<2> hehe
<4> Simba: now its US? Chee is also involved??
<4> Falchion: I am already naked.
<5> cheeksy: I think the idea was to keep you naked
<8> What Jostein said.
<5> THIEF!
<8> HARLOT!
<4> JJ: well, if you like a blue color body with goose bumps... SURE.
<7> cheeksy: prove it
<3> cheeksy: wow, you irc naked? Just like ksh used to d.
<3> do
<8> Lion-O: just like half of us are doing.
<8> Yay, naked smurf!
<3> lol
<4> Falchion: dead naked.
<4> and cold too!
<5> cheeksy: you should get a hot shower
<4> i am a zombie. hmmm.
<8> cheeksy: Then 1) You can't run 2) there's always microwaves!
<4> JJ: ITS B0RK!
<5> >:)
<4> shower b0rk ac with hot air b0rk.
<4> takes a real woman to fix it.
<4> men are useless.
<5> hah
<8> Lets see you change a tire!
<5> sorry we unreal men can't fix your shower remotely :P
<3> hehehe
<7> Yeah, but we have one advantage...we hold the semen
<5> cheeksy: if you had installed VNC in the shower, it would be an entirely different matter!
<8> PolarWolf: But they recycle it
<7> Falchion: It has to come from somewhere regardless
<4> Falchion: i can.
<8> cheeksy: I bet
<8> Oh. You mean the tire.
<4> YES!
<8> Oh. I'll call Bull**** on that one.
<4> you lose.
<8> :)
<4> :o)
<4> apparently someone really smart turned off all water.
<8> Oh no, going over the log, I'm pretty sure I won.
<3> oops, she spotted my camera
<5> cheeksy: you may win, but Falchion may shower :P
<8> heh
<4> lol
<4> Simba: I have a duplex. and a flatmate on upper floor.
<7> Showers are overrated anyway
<4> the only person who was in the apartment since morning and could turn off whole damn water.
<3> PolarWolf: hmm ;) I like it
<7> Lion-O: that's a different issue
<3> cool, I can get vista from amazon
<4> ok laters.
<5> later
<7> Man, this was a ****ed up day
<7> One of those days where you better sit on your hands because everything you do breaks
<3> PolarWolf: hmm, sorry to hear. My day went awefully well.
<3> awfully even
<9> yesterday sorta ****ed, but s'all good now
<7> Yesterday was tolerable, today utterly ****ed
<7> And collegues ****ing up in AD doesn't help much either
<3> PolarWolf: hmm :/ I got clearance to go ahead and rework the datacentre, gonna place a (temporary) box on the lan there in order to backup and further secure the RAC cards.
<7> Lion-O: Hmm
<7> Don't fix things too fast, you might find yourself out of work soon
<10> Lion-O, public transit here goes to hell if the weather is inclement, in winter
<9> Icey!
<3> PolarWolf: naah, I'm taking it easy. One step at the time, besides; they're also interested in my other capacities like webserver maintenance, java development, etc.
<7> Lion-O: Hmm
<7> Just don't become a web developer
<11> web developers...highly paid, badly trained monkeys with attitude problems
<3> PolarWolf: nah
<7> ****ing hell
<3> PolarWolf: my roots lie in system administration, it always will :)
<11> the snow disaster in London was bad enough
<7> "It is advised to avoid the roads if at all possible"
<3> well, roots.. My p***ion I gues.s
<11> sometimes I want to kill people for ****ing insanity
<7> Hello! I need to get home!
<3> PolarWolf: hehe, no, you need to STAY at work or... go home early.
<11> there was like 3 inches of snow, and the ****ing city grinds to a halt
<7> smsie: Enough to make a footprint, so yeah, that's a disaster alright
<10> smsie, hey you!
<11> stupid lazy ***ed ****tard cunts
<11> heya IceKarma
<7> Lion-O: Yeah...and my boss will be very understanding if I do
<11> IceKarma: been a while. How's life?
<7> Lion-O: Sometimes I wonder if the twats giving out these "alerts" actually live in the same world as we do
<3> PolarWolf: My work really rocks with that IMO.. My boss actually was very understanding that I wanted to go early to avoid public transport issues.
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