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<0> Please somebody :I what a script that check if one web page have a file and save it (web page) ... please if is somebody to help me
<1> Ice-TT: I think we already told you where to look for that.
<2> Lion-O: May you help me here? I use Linux Mandriva 2005 Limited Edition. I have AC'97 Sound Card (Driver Installed). My problem is that I can't get any MIDI sound. All the other sound workes great tho... :/
<3> 21:57 =Ice-TT> I do not what to save the file i what to save the web page that
<3> have the file
<3> now what do i do?
<1> no I may not, OldMonk won't let me.
<3> heh
<3> Pjott: does that card have a midi sequencer?
<1> OldMonk: rofl... what a moroon
<3> maybe you need a software midi
<2> Yeah. I've used it in Windows alot with Cubase
<3> Pjott: ...and that is not a software midi?



<2> OldMonk: Not quite sure :p But in the way you said it, I guess so, yes.
<2> lol
<2> Yeah of course it is
<2> Just read the last thing you said OldMonk. :P
<3> Pjott: anyway, find /lib/modules/`uname -r` | fgrep midi ; you may find some modules that help you
<4> pjott: the midi sound you got out of that soundcard on windows is actually just a piece of software translating midi input to samples played to the card.
<2> OldMonk: I'm a noob :p Sorry about that, I will not bother you much (I HaTe that myself). But can you be a little more specific?
<4> pjott: there are midiplayers for linux that do the same.
<4> pjott: only they are not part of any 'driver'
<1> lay off the bold ****.
<3> exel: you sure there's no hardware sequencer on that chipset?
<2> Lion-O: So it is bold? Because I use "*". Then XChat makes it bold. Sorry
<4> oldmonk: hardware sequencers haven't been customary since OPL3 chipsets went out of vogue I think. Most soundcard developers see little use in going that way if all it takes is playing a couple of samples.
<4> some older designs had specific 'sample playback soundbanks'
<4> but that was like the 486 era when performane was actually an issue for this job
<4> s/ane/ance/
<3> tru, the software synths do just fine on faster cpus
<3> Pjott: please don't m***age me... unles you're warm, willing, wanton and woman
<2> Crap... Transvisitte? :p
<3> any way to find out the battery status on an ACPI box from the command line?
<2> But OldMonk. May I give you the results?
<3> Pjott: nope. use a software midi synth
<3> Pjott: there's tons of them -- apt-cache search midi software
<2> OldMonk: I've tried...
<2> oh, ok :)
<5> wow
<5> that was teh sux0r. I just hit ip_conntrack_max on a production firewall.
<5> apparently it's been hitting it intermittently for a few weeks.
<3> siglite: how much is that?
<5> OldMonk: it seems to be variable, depending on how much ram the machine has, and it appears to be set by the kernel at compile time or something.
<3> siglite: no /proc entry to manipulate it?
<5> OldMonk: there is.
<5> OldMonk: it's just the first time I've ever hit it.
<3> heh, i used to keep running into file-max problems all the time
<5> yeah, I've hit that on servers.
<5> usually mailservers.
<6> that was quite a greeting, thank you.
<6> unfortunately this damn work thing keeps me from my irc duties.
<5> someone needs to moderate the quotes.
<5> D-side: http://quotes.linuxops.net/index.php?op=view&id=716
<2> OldMonk: Well, done some more research again... :/ Still can't find anything to that MIDI thing :s
<7> http://www.bash.org/?608521
<7> user with shell $ howto hack root ? without reborting to single mode
<8> **** off
<7> what ?
<7> this is for my server
<3> **** off
<7> i lost my p***word
<7> why fusk ?
<3> wira: reboot
<3> 7crewz :)
<7> ?
<9> **** off
<2> wira: Using BitchX? On a chan where there's over 100 users and you're OP. /****em
<7> what ?
<2> Forget it :p
<2> What is your problem?



<7> user with shell $ howto hack root ? without reborting to single mode
<7> i realy need this
<7> what the hell of this ?
<7> i dont understand
<7> why kick me ?
<8> bofh-ball
<3> nope, slow ball
<10> lol 200.40.206.110 200.40.203.83 user root p*** wazz.12 p0wned
<9> **** it
<11> heh
<12> Ok. Time to get another job.
<12> When the company accountant explains how he gave his credit card info to a "anti virus" company he found through a popup... it's time to jump ship.
<13> Is Java JRE 1.5a developmental release?
<13> Or is it the latest version?
<13> sorry. not 1.5a. 1.5.
<3> trulof: ask in #java?
<14> trulof: Not really
<15> **** all
<3> it does!
<16> trulof: no, 1.5 is in production.
<16> OldMonk: we don't play tennis
<17> vb in romaneste!!!
<17> ?
<18> ...
<16> #linux.ro or #linuxro, or whatever it's called
<17> ok
<13> free hushmail accounts are deleted if not accessed in each 3 week period.
<13> can you stay logged in all during these 3 weeks and simply check your mail once a day? or does access refer to logging in?
<9> WTF are you doing?!?!
<5> I was felching a muskrat, why?
<3> watching you eat?
<1> more romulan tards?
<9> pasta
<5> Lion-O: that question's rhetorical, right?
<1> something like that
<5> heh
<6> siglite: hell of a response.
<9> heya Lion-O, siglite, OldMonk, D-side, etc...
<6> hey.
<9> What's up?
<1> time for dinner. bbiab. Hi Sagoro / bye Sagoro
<9> Well, this is a lively bunch
<19> stop writing so fast.
<19> this scrolls like hell
<9> What did you say? I couldn't see what you typed, it scrolled too fast.
<5> does someone here work at trustwave?
<9> Not I
<20> reality_: around?
<21> now it actually works somewhat decently
<22> Any suggestions in building a website with a ftp and mail server infrastructure? I like to use apache webserver.
<21> Hrone: what the hell does apache have to do with ftp and mail?!?!?
<23> Hey, no flashing in public!
<20> 8)
<21> yoz: Im getting DSL tomorrow. I guess the GPRS knows it days are counted, and tries to salvage whats left of our "relationship" :P
<23> Hrone: an often used combination seems to be apache/proftpd/postfix/courier (or cyrus)
<20> Jostein: hehe
<20> Jostein: DSL sure is nice compared with GPRS ;)
<23> Hrone: but maybe you better research several available options for each and pick whatever suits your needs best
<22> Jostein, I think that I'm state with building website with FTP and mail
<21> yoz: 3mbit DSL -will- be better than this crap even though ADSL is inherently crap
<21> Hrone: as I asked. WTH has ftp and mail has to do with WEB?
<23> Hrone: And for the record, websites _are_ unrelated to ftp and mail ;)
<23> Jostein: how about always-on, flatrate umts
<21> Hrone: try saying "You want to setup a server" instead of "building a website" wwhen it's more than just web
<20> Jostein: *nod*
<21> Coma: still too slow'


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