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<0> I need to RTFM.
<1> not sure. never used one myself.
<2> But the thing is, if I want a liquid to make me bounce off the walls I'll put amphetamines in it.
<1> heh
<0> Ka-bar: Bah.
<1> I use a drip coffee maker, but I also roast my own beans so my coffee is always fresh.
<2> I drink de-caf more than reg, I think my metabolism has changed...
<0> Ka-bar: They're these big *** professional grade ones.
<2> Never used to do much to me, now I -shake- on my 2nd cup, and my heart pounds in my chest. Sod that.
<3> ?!
<2> Tea is the way forward.
<3> hello all
<2> Black, one sugar
<3> is this channel about linux the os?
<2> lo LethalSword
<2> No, it's about tea and coffee... and linux the os.



<4> LethalSword: no, we sell blue carpet in here.
<3> o
<2> lol, schitzo!
<3> damn
<3> ok any linux channels on this server?
<1> LethalSword: No, it's about Linux the *** toy
<3> sounds kinky
<2> A tux vibro? Where?
<2> sorry, vibro was out of order.
<3> ok any linux os channels on this channel anyone knows about?
<1> yeah, and over in #freebsd they sell a Beastie Buttplug
<2> I meant "dil-rod".
<3> ok
<1> LethalSword: duh
<3> sry for buggin u all then
<3> bye
<2> lol Ka-bar
<4> wtf?
<1> luser
<4> yeah, must have been
<2> smiles, think we were a little harsh?
<1> not at all
<4> light3r: you haven't seen harsh around here
<2> grins :)
<2> I've listened to LUG, I've _heard_ harsh..
<1> BOFHball is harsh
<2> "I can see where you're going with that, but it's complete and utter bollocks."
<1> not even close
<2> Any of you listen to LUG?
<3> ?!
<2> or all of you?
<2> Linux User Group radio.. it's funny as f*ck.
<3> u guys = lied :@
<2> Might be a brit thing tho I'm sure you'd "get it"
<1> light3r: harsh is when a cluebie asks for help and you tell him to read the docs at this link: http://linuxdocs.netfoo.org/ (BTW, do NOT open that link unless you enjoy gouging your eyes out. Don't say I didn't warn you.)
<2> Eeek! Does it forward to goatse or smth?
<3> What is easiest distro of linux for noobss?
<3> !?!
<4> LethalSword: lay off teh !?! crap
<1> LethalSword: easy!! on!! the!! punctuation!!
<5> LethalSword: check www.apple.com
<2> lol!
<3> >_>
<1> Ball!
<6> mmm, tubgirl.
<7> hey i like that n00b
<2> drinks bhab's vomit, and vomits into another gl***, who's next?
<7> hehe
<1> it was either that or lemonparty
<3> wtf
<3> gay
<3> gay!!!
<2> lol
<7> hahahhaa
<8> gaydar
<6> lemonparty isn't that bad
<1> LethalSword: **** off



<7> nobody kicks him ok?
<7> hahaha
<3> Ka-bar: lick my hole
<8> here we go again"
<1> LethalSword: I'm going to excavate your grandmother and have *** with her eye sockets
<8> As many as 38,000 veterans may be at risk of identity theft because a Veterans Affairs Department subcontractor lost a desktop computer containing their sensitive personal data.
<7> lol Ka-bar
<4> dogbert2: old
<3> lol Ka-bar go ahead
<2> Jeezuz! Ka-bar! I almost spat beer all over my screen!
<3> ur los
<8> schitzo, you'd think the ****ers would have learned something?
<4> dogbert2: that a new one or the one from a couple of months ago
<8> that's a new one...only 38K ids this time
<4> LethalSword: so can we help you with something or what? keep in mind this isn't a help channel. That would be #linuxhelp
<4> dogbert2: oh. in that case yeah, they are idiots
<3> :OK
<3> but
<1> LethalSword: by the way... your nick ****s
<3> Ka-bar: im going to rip ur moms chest open and perform open heart surgery on her with my ****
<4> LethalSword: that's lame
<7> LethalSword, weak
<3> idc
<3> i will
<8> totally lame
<1> yada yada yada
<3> btw
<7> LethalSword, you're not just a n00b you're lame
<9> LethalSword: Thanks to you, Darwin owes me a beer!
<1> your "sword" induces lethal laughter in any chick who looks at it.
<2> When this is all over, and the carc***es are laid waste on the side of the road, I'll ask a question about 386-686 things. But this could take some time.
<3> ur mom video recorded u having ur way with ur grandma
<3> :O
<3> :-O
<3> :=O
<4> w00t!
<1> Darwin wins again
<2> Darwin ALWAYS wins.
<9> :)
<2> Unless it's Darwin Vs. Gravity. Gravity's a bitch.
<1> There is no gravity. The Earth ****s.
<2> nyak nyak nyak ;)
<8> cartoon physics :)
<2> Gravity only comes into affect when you look down...
<7> there is no gravity until you know it
<2> gnuton disagrees
<4> anyone know what the FICA limit is this year?
<4> Ka-bar: you stole my line
<4> dogbert2: there is a band named that
<2> Doesn't do money. Still need to get out of debt before I can think trusts and bonds
<10> Allrighty; had some boxing to do with cdrecord; but it's working now :) Thanks Lion :)
<2> I feel like a faker running XP mirc for this.... back in a bit
<1> poseur!
<10> That's ok, I completely removed XP yesterday; and installed FC5, my wife started the computer this morning and screamed
<1> heh
<11> schitzo: year 2006 for SS wage base is $94,200 for Medicare is unlimited .. I think
<1> hfs
<4> tsokolat: cool thanks.
<4> tsokolat: that's what google said too I think or like 95k or something like that
<1> yeah, medicare is always unlimited, but I had no idea the SS base had gone up so much
<11> exact $94,200 for 2006, it was 90,000 last year
<12> hey tsokolat
<11> hiya Emerson!
<13> hi (<< light3r)
<13> kubunto it-ing now.
<8> heh...the man show...kid trying to get a date
<11> gotta cook my dinner..
<4> Ka-bar: goddamn gubment
<8> heh...the man show...kid selling beer


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