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<0> rofl
<1> Googleman: do you have anything meaningful to say here?
<0> Speak English in here and read the 'fine' manuals first.
<2> ok
<1> Googleman: yes, i give linux and programming tutorials at $2500 per hour.
<1> otherwise RTFM
<0> thats cheap...
<1> Lion-O: pay me quick then!
<0> OldMonk: is that with or without fries?
<1> Lion-O: double cheese and a 16-oz manual
<0> w00t
<1> Lion-O: have you seen a movie called spoorloos?
<0> OldMonk: no, doesn't ring a bell.
<1> hmm, i'm planning to ``order'' a version with english subs from ``amazon'' -- came highly recommended
<0> OldMonk: judging by the title its a dutch movie so that can't be good :)
<1> from a person whose taste in movies i trust, i.e. my bro
<1> Lion-O: you may yet be surprised
<1> rating of 8.1 on imdb (ok, that doesn't always mean much, but in this case...)
<1> ``Spoorloos was able to leave the viewer in a truly depressing state'' -- sounds right up my alley :)
<0> hmm ;)
<0> OldMonk: I've seen more dutch movies being quite capable of doing that 8)
<1> Lion-O: by simply being bad? :)
<0> OldMonk: hey now, thats an art too! :)
<3> how come people from the netherlands are called dutch, why cant they be netherlanders or something
<3> its confusing
<0> oh no you don't ;)
<1> shut up you nederlander!
<0> you you you....
<0> INDIAN :)
<1> Lion-O: the technical term is ``****ing paki''
<3> its because for ages i thought dutch people were from deutchland
<0> OldMonk: you're from pakistan? ;)
<3> but it turns out thats just the german word for germany
<3> and those countries are all really similar so its even more confusing
<1> Lion-O: nope, that's just the generic term for us brown-skinned chotta sahib imperialised types
<3> so officially, its netherlanders or netherlandians, you can choose Lion-O
<1> .msg Sarah- actually it's just one country and the different tribes call it by different names for tribal pride.
<1> oops!
<4> sorta like how people call America's spare state "Canada"
<3> m/sg OldMonk i know but really all of europe is france anyway
<3> oops
<1> Falchion: hehheh
<3> Lion-O: Dutch authorities have arrested a p***enger who threatened to blow up an Iberia plane flying from Amsterdam to Madrid, the military police said.
<0> Sarah-: yups. no bomb was found.
<3> wait, where is holland?
<3> is holland a seperate country
<5> Can't we just call them all Flanders instead?
<6> holland is another name for the netherlands
<1> Sarah-: holland is a small district of france, renowned for windmills, wooden clogs and marijuana
<0> I think now would be the time to start hurting some people in here :P
<3> hey there is a province of the netherlands called zeeland, aka zealand and thats where new zealand came from
<3> abel tasman was dutch
<7> sarah: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dutch
<3> the tasman sea is like 5 minutes down the road from me
<3> so im kind of near the netherlands, but not really
<3> actually maybe thats the pacific ocean
<3> not sure where the pacific and tasman start
<1> Sarah-: that's one convulted piece of thinking!
<3> i think its the tasman
<3> Lion-O if abel tasman had stopped, i might be dutch right now
<3> but he missed the entire east coast of aus
<1> again
<3> what its true, also some french guy found aus but said it was no good and left
<3> so that was lucky otherwise id be french
<7> I always thought that the 4 seas were just made up of a bunch of oceans
<5> hmm. that 2mb update turned into 77mb when I realized I hadn't updated the package file for a while.. damn it
<6> If you take all the criminals from the UK and stuff them on an island, and then don't visit them for a hundred years, what would they say when you came to visit?
<6> "G'day mate!" :P
<8> OldMonk: P*** the crack pipe please.
<5> Demonen: And the same with the religious nutcases and 250 years? ;)
<4> Sarah-: Just so you know, you make me feel better about my lack of geographical knowledge ;)
<8> Demonen: All the decent folk vacationed just further south :)
<3> Falchion its only that one area of europe i get mixed up on, im awesome at geography otherwise
<6> wlfshmn: LOL!
<5> Demonen: Although I suppose they would respon "Howdy y'all" or something
<3> waznz how many fta channels are there
<6> wlfshmn: "Howdy pardner" :)
<8> Sarah-: TV 1 and 2 (state owned or something), TV3, C4 (music), Juice (music), Moari TV
<8> PLus there's Alt Tv and Triangle in Auckland. Oh and prime
<3> ah ok
<8> 9 I guess - 3 are music mainly
<3> i watch some news from tv1 when its on sometimes
<3> pretty funny sometimes
<8> I used to watch the news ... but we've got a strange way of reporting the news. not quite as bad as fox tv ... but slowly getting there ...
<8> Hmmm - Robin Williams "Jakob the Liar"
<7> robin williams does your news?
<8> Sorry - that's what's on now
<8> I must confess to not quite knowing who does the news here currently
<3> i have lots of news to choose from, it goes from uber left to uber right bias
<8> I usually listen to the radio - or peruse the internet sites if I want to catch up on the world.
<3> fox is good for entertainment
<6> You have communist and facist news?
<3> oh im off to watch fifth element
<8> We can get CCTV and a couple of other channels from asia, so I figure we have communist news. facist I'm pretty sure is against some law here
<3> for possibly the millionth time
<3> so bbl
<8> there was an issue with an arab show ranting about starting to kill non-arabs
<8> Enjoy Sarah-, it's a good movie :)
<6> I need more coffee or I'll start to kill arabs and non-arabs alike :P
<6> brb
<9> yawn.
<0> Banana!
<0> well, I guess not then.
<0> hmm, moto gp
<9> banana?
<9> i'm surrounded by 10-12 year old girls. ugh.
<9> each with a cell phone.
<6> D-side: Good enviroment for some complicated C++ problem solving :D
<10> yeah
<10> be tolerant
<10> hahaha
<9> Demonen: luckily not
<6> IMHO 10-12 year old girls should not have a cellphone.
<10> who cares
<10> they just do )
<10> next generation of girls will have it inbuilt
<10> since born )
<9> Demonen: nor should they be wearing the short shorts that say dumb **** on the ***
<9> but, they're all from a dance school next door.
<6> ... I don't like when children dress and behave like adults.
<6> children should be allowed to be children for as long as possible.
<9> woo. girls left.
<9> Demonen: yeah. they're in rush to grow up, and its sad
<1> well, they can't be in a rush to grow down...
<0> sure. one taking the hammer.
<1> ok, that's one option :)
<11> hahha I love insulting spam
<11> CHEEP WAY TO BIGGUR UR SHORT AND THIN DIKK
<10> )
<4> I wonder how many people buy **** from spam like that.
<0> dude. you need help :)
<11> hahah
<11> I read an economic study on how spam works, it's astonishing
<1> TenBaseT: where? got a link?
<11> even if only one person in a thousand responds, the spammer makes like 1000% ROI
<10> spam corps get a lot of money
<10> sure
<11> it's totally insane how the economics work.
<10> real percent is like 1%
<11> OldMonk: I'd have to dig,
<11> afk
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