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<0> Especially the "update list of packets in real time" flag.
<1> Shadur: :)
<1> Shadur: yeah I was searching elsewhere
<2> I got a dentist appointment today. ugh
<2> bastard probably wants to be -piad- too
<1> Shadur: I like the IO Graph function - kind what I'm searching for
<1> Shadur: but I cant see how one can filter the output based on application
<1> or limit the bandwidth
<3> Wow SGI is ditching its MIPS IRIX product lines once and for all.
<1> hey i am not expecting that from ethereal, but just commenting that i am searching for a tad more
<0> motin: etheral only monitors.
<4> meh. work time. laters.
<0> iptables and tc can let you filter and restrict bandwidth, but neither of them comes with a fancy GUI. Be ready to learn syntax.
<1> Shadur: well, i'll do that
<1> Shadur: off to tldp then :)



<1> too bad no famous open source project has written that gui yet
<1> I am kinda satisfied anyway with the idea of starting of with a totally limited config with iptables, and then opening on app-level when it is needed - with ethereal in the background to show me if it's working
<0> motin: www.lartc.org is a better bet.
<5> bah.. I have to go to a customer next week.. how bloody annoying
<1> Shadur: hey, can one limit the total bandwidth or speed an app is allowed with iptables?
<3> wlfshmn: Pack the cattleprod and the spare batteries.
<5> Tron: They have a few Outlook machines that interpret my dates diffrently than any others..
<0> motin: No, you can't. But you can use iptables to mark the packets based on what application is transmitting them, and limiting that.
<5> Tron: Fortunatley, they are located within walking distance, so no big deal there
<1> Shadur: I'll check on what I can do, thanks for the tips
<0> Come to think of it, traffic control mostly works on outbound traffic only, so that might not work as well as you're hoping it might.
<3> wlfshmn: *nod*
<1> aight
<3> There is a traffic shaping script called ctshaper which uses marked packets to ***ist in the shaping.
<3> It works rather well.
<3> And should be a good basis to learn how this is achieved.
<6> does anyone know how to not have appletalk run or initialize on startup? on debian 3.1?
<1> Tron: nice, i'll check it out
<0> LiquidTek: Disable the module in the kernel
<5> hehe "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." -- Nathaniel S. Borenstein
<7> hehe, nice quote.
<3> wlfshmn: I doubt we humans could "destroy the world" ;) Usually when we say "destroy thw world" what we really mean is "destroy all life on the planet". The planet will still be here - even if WE aren't. ;)
<0> Tron: http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/geocide/board.html
<3> wlfshmn: Unless of course all these nice big particle accellerators which are being built accidentally create an uncontrollable new black hole ;)
<3> Shadur: Nice. :)
<1> (Shadur, Tron): http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/showthread.php?p=2412920#post2412920
<1> :)
<1> cheers. off to the subway = offline
<6> damn so I gotta recompile the kernel?
<6> sorry ran off for a bit for the lag
<0> Or just delete the module.
<6> better idea where are those stored again?
<3> "Earth's final resting place: a singularity with a radius of about nine millimetres, which will then proceed to happily orbit the Sun as normal."
<3> "Feasibility rating: 3/10. Highly, highly unlikely. But not impossible."
<3> "Comments: Getting closer!"
<0> For more frequent but less accurate data, we also take weekly readings from a seismograph buried deep underneath the IEDAB Visitors' Centre in Nottingham, England. As long as the seismograph continues to generate readings of any kind, it, and the planet it is buried in, must still exist.
<3> I IRC, therefor I am.
<3> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4357613.stm
<0> Cooked in a solar oven
<0> You will need: Means for focusing a good few percent of the Sun's energy output directly on the Earth.
<3> Whoah! "Source: The Dark Side Of The Sun, by Terry Pratchett" <--- I'm reading this right now.
<0> Preliminary calculations suggest you would need roughly two trillion square kilometres of mirror.
<5> Tron: this beeing one of the science of discworld books?
<3> wlfshmn: Actually, no it's not, though he does use some of the memes used in the Discworld series - such as Hogfather's day.
<3> I like this one : "Pulverized by impact with blunt instrument" - "You will need: a big heavy rock, something with a bit of a swing to it... perhaps Mars."
<8> hi
<8> does anyone know where in Suse you can change the resolution of the console mode (non graphical), i don't think it's located in X config)
<9> Tron: some of the methods of destroying Earth are really easy, they require only patience
<9> lots
<3> killall-KILL: Indeed. ;)
<3> Heheh.. "At this point you will probably need to set up some sort of base of operations. It should be at a safe distance from Earth. Lurking at least one AU out of range of whatever terrible destructive force you are about to unleash is strongly recommended in most cases, but for the supernova particularly you'll want to put as much as a thousand light years between yourself and the Earth when it happens. If you have to be physically on Earth to begin th
<6> kk I figured it out I was looking int /boot
<6> boots faster now
<3> m*** of Earth * (the speed of light^2) = 5.36934319 10**41 joules :P
<3> Thatta lotta energy.
<8> that's what my girlfriend sayd after 5 h of ***
<8> well not my girlfriend
<8> the pron movie i watched
<6> the 5 nuckle shuffle?



<8> more like sirop and dog
<10> does anyone knows the maximum distance of a cable which links two switches?
<5> dls-128: depends on the physical layer used
<10> what do you mean with physical layer?
<5> for UTP-based 10 or 100BaseT, 100m should be allowed between active repeaters
<10> i use 100BaseT but i tried with a 30m cable and doesn't work
<11> to link two swithes together, you need a crossover cable
<10> NoBlob, is that a rule? because i used a straight one and it worked but with a 12m one
<11> also depends on the switch, if it can autoinvert receive / transmit pins, but crossover is the standard
<2> some switches are auot-negotiating, but that can also cause some trouble :P
<2> auto
<11> if it worked with 12m one it will work with 100m one
<11> if it is well done
<10> it is well done, because the network cable tester says it is OK
<10> also it works between a computer and a switch, but doesn't work between 2 switches
<2> then I suspect its the routers messing up with the autonegotiation
<11> yes, because one computer and one switch needs staraight through cable
<2> I had some network gear that absolutely -refused- to talk together, and both were autonegotiating
<11> it's not about autonegociating
<2> put a dumb hub in between, with NO flexibility what network encomp***es, and it all worked :P
<9> NoBlob: _good_ hardware+cable will work 100m+
<9> ****ty/cheap hardware will not
<11> let me find some links w pictures on how to corectly crimp them
<10> Jostein, u are right if i use a hub between the two switches the connnection is ok
<6> yeah I've learned over the years it pays off to use good parts
<2> NoBlob: so, yes, in effect it was that "useful" autonegotation that ****ed up
<11> dls-128, you only have to cut one jack and ivert the collosr w/orage, orange, w/green, green
<6> is that using b wiring
<2> NoBlob: because that is SURE to guarantee optimal transmission and minimal interference so that the range increases
<11> so one end would be: wo,o,wg,b,wb,g,wb,b and the other wg,g,wo,b,wb,o,wb,b
<2> NoBlob: I think linking to something that has images would be -slightly- more informative :P
<11> sory to desapoin Jostein, I'm writing to dls-128
<2> anyone have a hankerchief? I can feel some tears coming :P
<11> dls-128 where w=wite,o=orage,g=reen,b=blue,b=brown
<10> :))
<12> yeay home early again
<12> haha
<13> hmm
<14> hi there! anyone got an idea why do port 520/efs port opens automatically? or ....
<15> try asking a complete question, or one that makes sense.
<16> ncurses: netstat -tanp | grep 520
<17> Ka-bar
<17> Eric *pat pat*
<15> cheeksy!
<17> I really like the name Eric.
<17> Eric and Evelyne
<15> I've got a license for me pet fish, Eric.
<17> I'll call my children that
<18> hy,i'm new whit linux,can help me someone?
<16> scooty: Read your distro documentation
<15> scooty: http://hetracil.com/
<18> thanks
<15> ****, the job market is still tight here. Damn you, Sun.
<15> and HP
<12> Speaking of it's unseasonably hot here recently
<16> You want to talk about a tight job market?
<17> its damn cold.
<17> too cold for september
<17> feels like back to siberia.
<16> With the NIH funding being continually cut year after year, it's surprising any work gets done whatsoever. It's surprising to see a grant that gets funded
<17> Becky: dump the sun. leave the dampness out of it :o)
<19> re
<19> reality: it's easy to find a job here, and hard to hire people right now
<16> Where is "here"?
<12> reality manchester u,k


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