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<0> hi
<0> i have a ipcop server with 2 apache server i want send a web site to the first apache and a second website to the second apache server
<0> how i can do
<0> please help me
<1> i am just getting into the command line info :)
<2> i love LVM
<2> LVM2 to be precise
<3> heh
<4> anyone awake?
<5> dogbert2: no
<3> no one here but us chickens
<4> heh...is it possible in apache to load/unload modules while it is running (i'm having a brain fart here)
<4> looks like graceful would do what I want to do...
<6> i think a graceful restart is necessary, yeah..
<7> db4 yeah, you have to apachectl restart



<7> or /etc/init.d/apache restart
<6> Steakk: apachectl graceful
<4> yeah, if I wanted to re-read httpd.conf (which would include adding or subtracting modules)...
<6> restart is cruel to poor users! ;)
<4> okz...:)
<7> Cynic, oh, didnt know there was a `gracefull`
<6> Steakk: waits for all open connections to close first, that's the only difference
<4> ayup...
<7> ahh
<4> however, if there is an error in httpd.conf, it won't restart at all :)
<8> Hrm. Who's the actual source of this MM_preloadimages() javascript I see everywhere (with version numbers, no less, but never a link)?
<4> that's wierd...
<8> oi dogbert2. Long time no see.
<6> http://www.adobe.com/cfusion/knowledgebase/index.cfm?id=tn_13966
<6> hey ThomasM.
<8> oi Cynic
<8> I'm working on it.
<6> btw, that above link was for you ThomasM
<8> Cynic: I'd read that one, but guess I hadn't looked closely enough. It's Dreamweaver code then?
<6> looks like it
<7> now THIS is what I hate... rebooting my VPS
<6> In this case, the function MM_preloadImages is declared so that it can be called upon later in the HTML file. The variable for the image files (imgFiles) is set to MM_preloadImages.arguments which calls up the array which will be found later in the HTML file. This function is an example of modular code that can be used in conjunction with a separate call to run the function and the array as well.
<4> gah...no more pocky :(
<8> Cynic: Got it working, but I tossed out the logs and it has no content to do its fancy with.
<9> meep!
<8> Meh. All logs have been thrown out. I'll have to lurk for a day or two to get back up to odd tidbit speed.
<7> server's down ... lets hope it comes back up
<10> bwahahah
<11> pocky never lasts long enough
<10> I have unleashed evul upon the cow-orkers.
<4> adikt...NO kidding...:)
<4> siglite, did you pull out your penis?
<12> he said evil, not laughter. :D
<11> dogbert2, he said evul, not humor :P
<10> I obtained all the network engineers and the lead developers cell phone numbers, and the ***ociated email addresses for SMSing them.
<8> siglite: You evil ****.
<10> I have three remote hosts running nagios monitoring HUNDREDS of systems.
<10> they will *ALL* get a message on thier cell phones if ANYTHING goes down.
<7> damnit, BOOT SERVER, BOOT!
<11> siglite, time for a 'trial' ? ;)
<7> I hate co-lo'd machines...cant tell if there is a server error unless it takes 4 days to boot
<7> wh00t
<7> it came back up
<10> adikt: it found a flapping server at 6PM.
<10> adikt: that was fun. Everyone knows about it :)
<8> Steakk: Any recommendations for a vritual coloc? I need to get one set up in a week or two.
<11> heheh
<8> s/vri/vir
<7> ThomasM, I use jaguarPC
<7> 3 IPs, 10 gigs space, 150gigs xfer, for like, $19.99 or somethin



<8> ****. RAM?
<8> I don't have any intensive processes yet, but it may be running as a server for custom network apps in the near future.
<7> ThomasM, 8gigs shared
<8> Steakk: You ever notice any slowdowns (performance, link, whatever)?
<7> a bit here and there, but I am running intensive apps (CRM databases and such)
<8> Cool. I'll look into that tomorrow, then.
<8> Thank you, kindly. You may have saved me having to waste hours and hours researching, unless the boss lady decides she wants a local datacenter, at which point I only have to look at 5.
<7> I tried about 5 different VPS's, and thsi was the best bang-for-the-buck
<8> I'd be asking more, but I'm sure they've got all the details listed on their site, and I'm not so lazy as to make you read me web pages. :P
<7> highest plan: $79.95/mo, 45 gigs space, 450 gig xfer (or unmetered 4mbps...your choice), 512mg guaranteed, equal share Dual Opteron CPUs, unlimited domains, free daily backups, 3 ip addys, choice of control panel and distro
<8> Well, I was sort of budgeting $60-$100, so I may do a few "free" upgrapes.
<7> Addons are as follows: $5/mo per gig space, $5/mo per 50 gig xfer, $10/128mg ram, $5/mo per 50 CPU units
<12> dogbert2: what kinds
<4> strawberry and chocolate (cheap price...50 cents a box)
<12> $.50/box ?!
<12> holy **** where
<4> i'm in Vegas :)
<4> store was having a sale...bought 12 boxes :)
<4> D-side likes pocky huh?
<1> when i install linux shoud i make 1 partition, and the other for the swap will be created automatically of i have to make 2 ?
<1> at the beginning
<4> D-Side...still there?
<4> bwhahaahaha:
<4> A REPORT on Florida based WFTV said that a notebook caught fire in a man's truck, turning it into ashes.
<7> db2: I resigned from my position with $employer today
<7> well, now $former_employer
<4> Steakk...why did you do that?
<7> they wanted to tell me that any business that I do has to go through them, and rather me getting paid $60-$150 an hour, they wanna pay me $20
<7> so, i gave them my letter of resignation
<4> that's sad...
<7> ayups
<4> see if you can find someone who might need part-time IT help
<7> hrm? I am in business for myself...continuing that business
<4> okz...
<12> what!
<4> I asked if you were a pocky fiend
<7> db4: what is pocky exactly?
<13> So I think I'm going to get a Sempron 3100
<4> Steakk, go to wikipedia and search for pocky
<12> dogbert2: of course i am
<12> dogbert2: reverse is the best.
<4> what flavor do you like?
<4> reverse flavor (I usually find chocolate or strawberry)
<14> I'm adding a new user to my FC4 box, and I want him to only to be able to access his home directory (ala chroot)... I'm not sure how to go about it --- any pointers?
<12> the "special" strawberry was fantastic
<12> the one with dried strawberry bits in it
<4> ooooh, sounds tasty
<13> rizwank: You mean only his /home/user dir?
<14> reality, yes.
<13> rizwank: Google for chroot jail
<7> db4: where can one go to get that? little .jp ?
<12> dogbert2: lets see... oh, the decoratative one i think they call it
<4> Steakk, where are you at?
<12> it looks like cake icing, also great.
<7> db4: Milwaukee, WI
<4> most asian stores should carry it...if you have a little tokyo around, perfect
<14> reality : something like jailkit?
<13> rizwank: Yeah
<7> no little tokyo here in MKE
<4> do you have japanese markets there?
<12> there has to be at least one
<7> I'd have to ask around
<14> reality : http://olivier.sessink.nl/jailkit/howtos_ssh_only.html
<14> thats about all i need, it seems
<12> dogbert2: hm.
<12> i'm still thinking about what else is good.
<4> the other thing I usually go to the asian markets for is sapporo ichiban chow mein "dry" noodles...add some red ginger after cooking a package or two, and you have a tasty (and cheap) meal :)


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