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<0> smsie: Don't blame the TFL for doing his job.
<1> here in Ottawa, anyone who's fare is in dispute must leave the bus immediately
<1> and yes, the bus drives off, too bad for you
<2> Shadur: I don't. I blame them for not having a procedure which allows them to let the bus continue its journey. I blame them for feeling it's reasonable to make 80 people sit and wait for 45 minutes rather than taking them where those people have PAID to go. All because one scum****ing cunt has decided not to pay
<2> Shadur: I also blame the cunt who thought that not paying was a good idea
<2> Shadur: I don't blame the ticket inspectors. It's not their fault the body they work for are stupid arseholes whose policies are completely thoughless to their customers
<2> and in fairness to them, the inspectors are generally fairly reasonable people. They're usually prepared to give people the benefit of the doubt if they have the wrong type of ticket or whatever (well, not if you're 40 and have an under 16s ticket, but if you're 2 stops outside the zone or whatever, they're not going to worry much)
<1> 'lo Viking
<2> most of all, I blame Ken, for being a useless twat
<3> what about if you're 22 and have a senior ticket? ;)
<3> smsie, speaking with an german accent might be beneficial
<4> german accent ****s 8)
<3> swiss then ;)
<4> oh much better )(



<3> yoz, got the box?
<2> fredk: senior ticket?
<2> seniors travel free
<2> kids do too with the right kind of p***, although not if they don't have it...then they pay the fare
<5> DUDE. Mother F'N TABLE TENNIS!
<2> it's a ****ed up system
<5> rockstar is AWESOME
<3> smsie, you know for seniors
<4> fredk: yeah.. does great job ;) though my modem died yesterday. had to ask K_F to backup stuff for me like email and such ;)
<3> oh
<3> hmm, they dont here
<2> fredk: well, they have a seniors p***
<2> not sure if they're free on the tube
<2> buses and tubes are different
<2> the rails mainly
<2> and the smarties
<4> fredk: the 1800's don't?
<3> smsie, well, atleast it's free ;)
<3> yoz, cool
<3> mmm
<3> hmm, they're same here
<3> though, trains and tube is different
<3> smarties? ;)
<6> Trains and tubes are different here too. Trains are people dancing in a line (i.e. conga), tubes are what you snort the cocaine through which then makes you dance in a train.
<2> fredk: small sugar coated chocolate sweets that come in tubes
<3> yoz, don't what?
<4> fredk: "<3> hmm, they dont here"
<4> fredk: I ***umed you mean the PE 1800's.
<2> sign of a big ego
<2> or paranoia
<3> smsie, hehe
<7> Hello, I am running Linux (Centos 3) with kernel 2.4.37 and iptables. I am wondering what would be the best firewall solution to implement to defeat DOS and DDOS ?
<7> ***uming they don't congest the pipe but just mess with the machine
<7> I tried Bastille firewall but it's ineffective
<3> yoz, no, I meant the transportation system ;)
<4> fredk: ah 8)
<4> fredk: still waiting for some hardware?
<3> ionix, apf is fairly popular
<3> yoz, hmm, I am.,. but , we were talking about the subway/transportation system in england versus .no ;)
<2> ionix: iptables and clue
<3> yoz, the 1800's are nice ;)
<4> fredk: *grin*
<4> **** you! ;)
<3> yoz, isnt that what you got? ;)
<4> *nod* 8)
<8> smsie: is that fair? The amount of traffic that a DDOS is going to generate is going to flood any small line.
<2> whyzzyrd: I was ***uming his pipe was enough that he just wanted it not to comprimise. There's NO way to defeat a DDOS of sufficient scale that it overwhelms your pipe (unless you have control of the upstream router)
<2> whyzzyrd: in fact: 20:13 < ionix> ***uming they don't congest the pipe but just mess with the machine
<8> smsie: you're not running ntp are you?
<1> Eat my poo. Subaru.
<2> whyzzyrd: not a server, no
<8> smsie: and I fail at the readback test.
<8> smsie: or client on that machine? I find that timestamp 3 mins out.
<2> whyzzyrd: on that machine, no
<8> smsie: and my machine claims to be synced.
<2> I ought to slave it to a client...if I cared enough
<8> ahh
<2> whyzzyrd: looking at a machine which *is* synced, I make it 3 minutes out as well
<8> smsie: I sync stuff as a matter of course nowadays



<2> whyzzyrd: I'd organise on on yaffle, but I'm having a m***ive attack of "can't be arsed" right now
<8> smsie: it causes many wierdnesses having times all over.
<3> hmm, it was -20c here this morning. That is, uh cold
<8> smsie: yeah, I have a lack of be arsed too.
<2> whyzzyrd: at work, the firewall refuses to let ntp through, but I sync all my machines to one, so they all show the *same* time (even if it's not always the correct time). Otherwise reading logs of transactions between them is close to impossible :)
<2> I ought to slave it to a time on a webserver somewhere
<2> shouldn't be hard to write a cgi on shanta that does that
<9> whyzzyrd: 'llo there, dude.
<8> Viking667: hullo.
<5> bleah
<10> what bleah?
<11> m00
<10> re-m09]
<10> oops
<10> re-m00!
<5> asdfasfsdf
<3> schitzo, asdfasfsdf
<5> fredk: sorry about that they rebooted or did something stupid to teh firewall here
<9> ahmmm aoeuidtnss
<10> schitzo...heh
<12> Viking667: sure.
<3> eww ****
<6> clear xlate! AIEEEE!
<13> funny
<3> I turn on reality tv to see whats on, and...they're showing "transgender teens" heh
<13> this channel has spammers
<6> hahahaha, nice
<6> Which channel has spammers?
<6> Who?
<6> wth hell was that?
<6> egad!
<5> ewwwwwww
<10> hmmmmmm, whatta bad core...change your diet...the clones are a mess
<12> CeruleanD: thats not ever been a problem for me.
<14> dogbert2: I'll make sure and add more fiber
<12> CeruleanD: mainly because i'm consoled in when i do that. :D
<6> lol
<12> if i'm next to the rack, i'm not next to the crying users. :)
<6> hehehe, true, true
<6> It's not a problem here either, 30 people isn't really enough for a complete lynch mob.
<12> its about 55 here.
<12> and i never care. heh
<6> heh
<10> clear xlate usually means clear translations in a PIXen
<6> right
<10> heh..
<6> That's what it means to someone who knows what it means... but maybe xtaylor was ig'nant.
<6> Since he entered the channel *just* as I said it... well, I've seen insane people think worse.
<6> Or we have on-join spammers in the channel...
<6> Good man
<15> nothing yet though
<6> Come out come out wherever you are!
<10> Ho, Ha, Ha, Guard, Turn, Parry, Dodge, Spin, Ha, Thrust!
<6> hmmm....
<6> What's that from? Princess Bride?
<10> Robin Hood Daffy!
<6> oh yeah! LOL
<6> With Porky as Friar Tuck
<10> heh...ayup, that's the one...
<5> Mmmm, OTEP on Chronix
<16> mmmmmm.....
<10> yeah :)
<16> where's this?
<10> Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas (seafood buffet)...$34.99 (but it is very tasty) :)
<16> seafood... out in the middle of the desert...


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